Jokes in the Year of the Ox

In ancient England, King Arthur admired the queen's beautiful and charming breasts, but he knew that the price of molesting the queen was death. He told his secret to King Arthur's doctor.

The doctor promised to help him realize his wish. As a price, the judge promised to pay the doctor 1000 gold coins. So the doctor prepared an itchy water.

One day, when the queen was taking a bath, she put itchy water on her bra. When the queen got dressed, she felt a sharp pain in her chest. King Arthur hurried to call a doctor to see the queen. The doctor said it was a strange disease. To stop itching, only one person's saliva is used, and this person will lick the queen's chest for four hours.

This man is a justice. King Arthur urgently summoned the Lord Chancellor to the palace to treat the Queen. The doctor has put the antipruritic medicine in the judge's mouth. So the judge finally realized his long-cherished wish and licked the queen's beautiful chest for four hours. The Lord Chancellor was addicted and the Queen was cured.

When the judge came home, the doctor came to ask for his reward. Justice has been addicted, knowing that the physician will definitely not dare to report this to the king, so he angrily wants to leave and vows to make justice pay the price! So, he made some itchy water. On this day,

He put itchy water on his underwear when King Arthur took a bath. The next day, King Arthur summoned the Chief Justice again. ...