Cold jokes rely on mix and match and imagination.

Cold jokes rely on mix and match and imagination.

1, the cannibal chief traveled abroad and accidentally bumped into Guan Yu. Shouted the chief. Waiter, I said no ketchup.

2. The instructor of Afghanistan terror training camp said to the new boy in the training camp:? Attention, everyone, I will only demonstrate this thing once! ?

3. The reason why an employee leaves his job is that he has a bad stomach and can't digest the cake painted by his boss.

4. Wei Zi vomited repeatedly and went to the hospital. The doctor said: You are very lucky. ?

I have been losing weight. I said not to eat for five hours before going to bed. I tried to stick to it. So one day, I didn't go to bed until three in the morning.

6. Beijing Fly A: Come here, let me tell you something. You have to wait in line to go to the bathroom in the future!

Beijing fly b: ah, really? Why?

Beijing flies A: The latest Management Standard for Public Toilets stipulates that there should be no more than two flies, which is too dangerous for life.

7. People say that milk makes people strong. However, after drinking five glasses of milk, you pushed the wall: it stopped moving.

What happens when you drink five cups of Erguotou? The wall will walk without waiting for you to push!

8、? What if I feel old in my thirties? ! ! ?

? Suddenly died, and then everyone said you? Not at a young age? . ?

9. Life Tips: How to turn plastic bottles into steel balls for washing dishes? First, find a beverage bottle made of edible PC plastic and put it aside for later use.

It's better to find coca-cola bottle than Pepsi. Sprite and pulse quality are good. Suggest more choices. Don't choose Huiyuan paper packaging.

Ok, we have collected 20 bottles. Now let's take these bottles to the recycling station to sell, and go to the supermarket to buy steel balls together!

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