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I hate having a sister like this. Everyone says we look alike, like we are cut from the same mold.

Legend of Dreams by Lemon Candy

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Peanuts and Summer Trees by Liuguang Wencai

That touch of blue by Pipimei

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[王王] If we had never met

Flying

Lingering red love

Daffodils with lemon scent

The one inside is not a princess

I will love you again after we break up

Net King - Rondo of Destruction

That touch of blue

Extra: He Ning

Mommy calls me Xiao Ning, and dad calls me brat (as for the reason, my aunt said it was because dad was jealous that I had occupied mommy’s time for three years. He Desires are not satisfied), my grandparents call me good grandson, my grandparents call me Ningning, and my two somewhat disrespectful great-grandfathers call me baby. In fact, my full name is Atobe and Ning. So, are you intoxicated by my gorgeous name? Of course, my young master’s gorgeous name was given by my Piao Piao Mommy. Back then, my mother stood out from the crowd and made the final decision on this young master’s gorgeous name.

Speaking of my Piaopiao Mommy, the story could not be finished in three days and three nights. However, Dad said that Mommy likes to keep a low profile, so I still can’t tell you all of my Mommy’s glorious deeds. But what I can tell you is that my mommy plays the erhu very well. I heard from my godfather Yukimura that at the freshman party that year, my mom and dad’s ensemble shocked the audience. The oriental erhu and the western piano were elegant. The perfect combination of Chinese cheongsam and white suit surprised everyone present. They were all immersed in the gorgeous performance of Mommy and Dad.

Our home is located in the middle of New Jersey, USA. It is a large farm. Behind the farm, there is a fruit forest on the left and a vast grassland on the right. Every morning, my mother would get me up from my comfortable bed and ask me to run in the morning, saying that I wanted to exercise. My father would show off to me how powerful and majestic he was when he led more than 200 people. At this time, he always My father's image is not at all in line with his gorgeous status as the president of Atobe Zaibatsu. He seems to be a child who expects candy from others (that is, my mommy).

After my great-grandfather and grandparents left their American career to their father, they returned to their hometown in Japan. There are often guests coming to the house. It seems that Dad and Mommy have many friends, and they never fail. Uncle Cilang who loves to sleep, Uncle Wentai, Uncle Yueren, Uncle Yinger and Uncle Xiaojin who love to eat are gentle. Uncle Feng, the gentlemanly Uncle Yagyu, the deceitful white-haired fox Uncle Nioh, the godfather-worthy cousin Kenya, the nagging Uncle Oishi, and the talkative Uncle Haitang, there are so many of them. I can’t even count them, but I heard they all seemed to be top players in Japanese middle school tennis in the past.

Godfather Yukimura, Godfather Ashikaga, Uncle Echizen, Uncle Tezuka, Uncle Shusuke, and Uncle Shiraishi are frequent visitors to the house. Dad and Mommy have specially prepared a room for them, but the other uncles, Ichiro, come over occasionally to hang out. . In fact, there is actually an uncle who comes often, but my father refuses to give him a room, and every time he comes, his face always looks bad. I learned from Aunt Xiaoxin that this uncle once pursued Mommy intensely when he was in college. No wonder Dad looked bad. It turned out that "the rivals in love were extremely jealous when they met."

Speaking of These godfathers and uncles of mine are all beauties. Of course, they are not as handsome as this young master. The trees stand in the wind, everyone loves them, and the flowers bloom when they see them. Godfather Yukimura opened a law firm in New York. He is called the "Smiling Killer" by his colleagues in the American legal profession. This means that all opponents who stand in front of him will return defeated, but he is always a smiling Buddha. With his appearance, he and his mother are called the "golden partners" in the American legal profession. Others say that Godfather Yukimura and his mother are invincible together. The godfather, who was regarded as a "pervert" in the eyes of Aunt Xiaoxin, did not want to inherit anything and went to the United States to start his own business. He also established the world's leading brain research institute in New York. However, Uncle Echizen and Uncle Tezuka are two of the most influential figures in the world of tennis. One is cool and the other is cool. I don’t know how many women’s hearts they have attracted, but I don’t know how many women they have hurt. Uncle Zhousuke, although his achievements are not as great as those of the previous ones, people in the photography industry always give him a thumbs up when they mention him. Don’t look at Uncle Zhousuke’s harmless smile. In fact, he is on the same level as Yukimura’s godfather. Same, very low-spirited and dark. The best and most harmless one is Uncle Baishi. His wife, Aunt Xiaoxue, is a high school classmate of Mommy and Aunt Xiaoxin. Without Mommy, Uncle Baishi would probably still be single. He and Aunt Xiaoxue live in a family in New York. When working together, both of them are the backbone of the team, one is a famous surgeon and the other is a brain doctor.

These godfathers, uncles, and uncles, every time they come to the house, they will bring tennis rackets and go to the open-air tennis court built by their father to play, which attracts the surrounding women to abandon their homes and surround them. My tennis court.

As for the future of this young master, the adults in our family had a big debate not long after I was born. My great-great-grandfather asked me to learn Jingfu, while another great-great-grandfather asked me to learn kendo from him. My grandparents and grandparents didn’t have any objections. My father, uncle Ichiro, wanted me to learn tennis, and my aunt Xiaoxin said she would teach me taekwondo. Uncle Feng wanted me to learn taekwondo. Then he asked me to delve into legal knowledge with him. Finally, everyone turned their attention to Kiss Mommy. Mommy said lightly: "Xiao Ning decides what to study." Oh, Mommy is so good, the world Come on, the best mommy, come and give me a kiss, but I haven’t touched mommy’s face yet, and I just felt a little dazed in my head. After that, I sat on Uncle Huadi’s shoulder. Yep, that annoying dad is always trying to steal mommy from me.

But I think dad is going to have a headache again now, hehehe, I smiled smugly, I smiled smugly...I am so happy, because one of my dad's safety measures was not done well, Mommy is going to add another child to the Atobe family, and this young master is finally getting rid of the lowest position in the family. Looking at Mommy’s growing belly, I think that this young master also stayed there back then. I wonder what mommy will do. I am looking forward to giving birth to a younger brother or younger sister for me. By the way, in order to let mommy raise the baby with peace of mind, godfather Yukimura takes care of all cases by himself. Godmother Hayakawa often comes to our house with love baby care soup. Oh, I forgot to mention it. Godfather Yukimura and Godmother Hayakawa are still our neighbors. They have a pair of very cute twins, a brother and a sister.

My young master has many homes, including one in the United States, one in Tokyo, Japan, one in Kanagawa, and one in Shanghai, China. If Mommy hadn’t said that he should be diligent and frugal in managing his family, he would probably have children all over the world.

There are twelve months in a year, and we spend our weekends in different places every month. For example, we go back to Japan in January, go to China in February, stay at home in the United States in March, and then go back to Japan in April. , such a cycle, despite my young age, my footprints have already covered every inch of land in China, Japan and the United States. Sometimes I also follow Uncle Tezuka or Uncle Echizen to the UK, France and Australia, and some When I was young, I traveled to Antarctica with Uncle Zhou Zhu to see what Aunt Xiaoxin said the iceberg looked like.

Time flies so fast. I am already five years old. I spent my fifth birthday at my grandparents’ house in Shanghai. My sister Xining, who inherited my mother’s hair color and eye color, is also one year old. I know how to call my brother. When I heard the second call was my brother, I felt so happy. (If I ask my sister who the first call was, why are you so stupid? Of course it was our greatest mother. Mila), seeing my dad’s face that looked like he had stepped on dog shit, I really wanted to open the champagne to celebrate.

When I walked into the first-grade classroom (I knew you would definitely ask, why did I go to primary school directly? That is of course also due to my mommy. My knowledge is comparable to that here) Those little losers are very knowledgeable, I am proficient in many languages, Japanese, Chinese, English, Cantonese, Shanghainese, oh, the more I talk, the more I go off topic, and I get lost in my thoughts), I found that everyone’s eyes were looking at me, I can clearly see that their eyes are full of surprise, hum, they are all intoxicated by my gorgeous appearance. This young master's appearance is a replica of my stinky dad, with dazzling purple-grey hair, narrow phoenix eyes, and tear moles under the corners of his eyes. It's just like Aunt Xiaoxin said: Dad and I are carved from the same mold. But there is one difference. My eyes are blue. This is the only thing I inherit from my mother. Uncle Zhouzhu said that I will also be a heartthrob when I grow up.

I heard from Aunt Xiaoxin and Aunt Xiaoxue that Mommy was the beauty of the college when she was in college, and her suitors were lined up all over the Bund; I heard from Uncle Baishi that my dad started his support club in junior high school. It can completely block our farm. It wasn't until the parent-teacher conference that I realized this deeply. My mother will definitely come to my parent-teacher conference, and my father will definitely come if he is not busy at work. At the first parent-teacher meeting, when those uncles and aunts discovered that my dad and mommy were both stunning, the look in their eyes was comparable to the look in the eyes of little Frances at home when he saw his sister. But at this time, dad Mommy's eyes were on Mommy and me, Mommy's eyes were on me and the teacher, and she was simply dismissive of the creatures near them. In the words of Uncle Echizen, those men and women were still Madadadane. When they learned about the status of my father and mother, they began to instigate their daughters to use honey traps on me. Every day, I would receive a large number of chocolates of different brands and nationalities, but they didn't know anything about them. Knowing that I don’t like chocolate and only like to eat White Rabbit, I saved up those unattractive chocolates and gave them to my mother. Then my mother took me to drive to the orphanage every Friday to deliver chocolates and visit them there. Little brothers and sisters (the children in the orphanage really like Mommy and me, and the nuns and aunties always smile when they see us), the most important point is that those "beauties" are just like the godfather said, there are no The one who is on point cannot catch my eye at all. If they look as cute as Yukimura's godfather's sister, or as beautiful as my sister, then I will consider it (what, you said that my penis is leaking, oh, how can I be like this? It’s not a flashy move. If you laugh again, I will fight you with my Foshan Shadowless Foot.)

"Xiao Ning, look, who is here?" The voice of "Kiss Mommy" came from the living room. I patted the grass clippings on my body. It must be Xiaoxin's aunt and uncle Ichiro. (Do you know why I didn’t say it was Aunt Xiaoxue and Uncle Shiraishi? Because they returned to Osaka, Japan this week, they will definitely not come. You are really stupid, you can ask such questions), and there must be sister Lanxin. , you don’t know who Sister Lan Xin is, right? She is a Tyrannosaurus Rex in our family, the daughter of Uncle Genichiro. She practices kendo with Grandpa Sanada and Taekwondo with Aunt Xiaoxin. Whoever marries her will be unlucky.

"Boy Ning, what are you talking about?" Suddenly my ears were grabbed, and the voice of a female bug rang in my ears. When I turned my head, it was Sister Lanxin's face.

"No, no." Of course, you can't tell me that you are calling her a Tyrannosaurus rex, otherwise I will lose my life.

"Really?" Sister Lan Xin's face magnified in front of me. With long black hair, beautiful face, eyes like purple jade grapes, and red and slightly raised lips, Lan Xin actually My sister is also a great beauty, haha.

"Yes." I nodded confidently.

“Gee, brother, shame on me.” Xining clapped her hands and laughed at me.

"Xier, let's go and ignore him." Sister Lanxin hugged her younger sister who was less than two years old, swung her long ponytail, and left me without looking back.

"Sister Xin, wait for me." It doesn't matter if you leave. Don't take my sister away and bully me for being smaller than you and less strong than you. I also want my father to teach me how to play tennis and my mother to teach me how to play tennis. Teach me Taekwondo, and then you will be intoxicated by my gorgeous skills and kicks.

"Brother, hurry up." I watched my sister greet me with her chubby little hands on her back, and I followed behind me. My day was about to start like this.