Help me tell a joke suitable for first-grade pupils. Positive and healthy, adopted after two hours.

A hungry wolf passed by a house while looking for food. At the same time, a father shouted, "Don't cry, or I'll throw you out to feed the wolf."

When the wolf heard this, he was overjoyed, so he squatted in a secluded outdoor place "waiting for him". Who knows that the sun went down, and I didn't see the child thrown out. It was dark, and the moon was shining. The wolf couldn't wait any longer. He turned to the front of the house and tried to wait for an opportunity to attack. Unexpectedly, the father's voice came from the room: "Go to sleep quickly, don't be afraid, when the wolf comes, we will kill it and cook it." The wolf was so frightened that he ran away and went back to his lair. Other wolves asked him how his harvest was, and he sighed and said, "Hey! Stop it, that guy didn't keep his word, which made me hungry all day, and-fortunately, I run fast, otherwise ... "

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A lazy man dreams about when he will make a fortune every day, and he is waiting for the opportunity.

Suddenly, one day, he heard that there was an isolated island on the far side of the sea. The inhabitants of the island had different looks and only one eye was born in the middle of their forehead. He had a brainwave and a plan. Thought this is not a "monster"? If I cheat one to come here and exhibit everywhere, won't the money come rolling in?

So, after crossing the ocean and going through hardships, I finally climbed the island. He entered these "monsters" with ecstasy, hoping to make friends with them. Who knows those "monsters" swarmed, and too many cooks tied him up and led him around the island with a rope. Thousands of onlookers laughed at the man with two eyes on his forehead: "Monster! Monster!

Li Jianguo, Caoxian County, Shandong Province, answers for you: Time is limited for the singing party group 5997343. Meet as soon as possible! Life is too short. Why not? Please tell me, moonlight, how long will it take to wait like this?