It's best to invite a warm and funny Gu Yan.

Anonymous: Bullshit!

Some handsome: Hum!

Anonymous: Destroy stability and unity, endanger the lives of ordinary people and increase my workload!

Some handsome: ridiculous!

Anonymous: Drop your weapon, put your hands on your head, crouch in the corner and come back to the yamen with me!

A handsome man: Since I am squatting in the corner, how can I go back to the yamen with you? !

Anonymous: Uh ...

Anonymous: I will kill you on behalf of the people!

Some handsome: come on!

Anonymous (running away quickly): You wait first! Let me go back to the yamen to practice for a while!

Some handsome guy (grabbing anonymous's back skirt): Trying to escape! Not in my life!

World second

There is a happy day in the city, and there is a female shopkeeper in the happy day. Fan Guiming is frivolous and knows nothing about three obedience and four virtues.

Appearing in public is idle, and giving and receiving on a blind date is not taboo. Behave dissolutely and masculinity, and the boudoir youth will retreat as soon as it blows.

Faced with the criticism of this limerick, Fan Qingbo felt very wronged. Isn't she selling yellow books? Who did she provoke ...

One or two silver coins

She, Yin Yiliang, has no background, and the background is blank. If she really wants to say something,

Just a little cook in the palace, so clean,

But her grandfather is very powerful, not only in power for a while, but also in everyone's mouth.

Usually, such people have many quirks, even if they are cold and overbearing.

If anyone meets him, he will burn his clothes, go crazy, and will not stop until his head is beheaded.

But she has repeatedly violated taboos, and her little head is still on her neck;

Bai Yang knitted a tribute for the emperor, and he personally chose clothes for her.

The host wants to reward her for her hard work. She understands, but-

Come on, can you kill chickens and sheep in splendid clothes?

The strangest thing is that since she was sent to serve me, a bunch of people have found her.

Today is the visit of Nine Magistrates, and tomorrow is the visit of Shangshu.

Now, even today's emperor's wife, Queen Yao Fei, has sent someone to call her into the palace to talk.

When asked why they came to see her one by one, their answers made her dumbfounded.

Wow, isn't she just a cook? Why didn't she know that she changed her job title?

Erliang niangzi

There was a girl in Yangzhou in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, who was called "Silver remains unchanged". She loves money, money, intelligence and outspoken.

Finally, at the age of seventeen, she became a woman for the first time, but she had no choice but to miss the love affair forged by a brothel about "two taels of silver"; Finally, at the age of twenty, she became a widow.

It is rumored that the widow will never be widowed and will remarry within a year. In the end, she didn't live up to everyone's expectations. She really remarried and really threw herself into the arms of the man who had invested two taels of silver for her. This gambling marriage has once again pushed her to the forefront.

It doesn't matter if no one is optimistic, as long as there is money to make: it doesn't matter if people show off, "xianggong", to prove with a lifetime that love needs diamond cut diamond to have passion, and marriage will last only through thick and thin.

The noble nature of the princess

I am determined to kill the prince of a neighboring country with mortal determination. I woke up the next day only to find that I had become him and he had become me.

Besides the hatred between the country and the family, we have to face many things, such as how to take a bath, how to go to the toilet, and most importantly, I feel a little embarrassed when I wake up every morning.

He is not embarrassed, but often forgets that I am a woman.

A generation of idle gentlemen

From the age of three, Emperor Feng was the holy king expected by the imperial court.

It takes a lot of work to be a saint, but fortunately, capable ministers will be there.

So he has been very idle, and the fun of leisure is-

"Small compensated, there is a wall to see? Go, climb up and have a look. "

Qingming has been a famous witch in the imperial court since childhood.

As a witch, it is necessary to fall in love with the country, but it is congenital deficiency and acquired disorder.

So her name is Xiao Zhuo, and the leisure pastime of the leisurely harem is-

All kinds of vegetables were used to raise chickens, and the pets of the emperor's shadow guards were fattened for nothing.

As for beating the emperor at three, she refused to admit it.

Bad things grind much more.

Begging for mercy when you see the enemy, never standing up when you can kneel down to solve it, determined to be a villain by mistake, and became a hero to save the Wulin. Bad guys are really hard to do. ...

When Zuo Xiaoxiao, a girl with dog legs, meets a boring man and a handsome guy with a black belly. An embarrassing legend.

The Jianghu is appalling.

What does "seeking benevolence" mean?

It was raining cats and dogs in the middle of the night. He missed the dead woman in the house, so she knocked on his door and threw herself into his arms without saying anything, letting him enjoy the soft fragrance and nephrite.

What do you mean "life is worse than death"?

It was when he struggled and finally gave up his arms and surrendered that he was excited and planned to let her experience the wonderful taste of grabbing the railing and tearing the sheets. ...

But she said, "Master," xianggong "wants to stop his wife from remarrying. I'm dying. I came to say goodbye to you ... "

Fall in the morning light

Also known as: Little Red Riding Hood fell into the hands of a big pervert.

So, you can imagine this story—

It's a story about Little Red Riding Hood's constant resistance and the big pervert's constant oppression.

The following is the protagonist's summary of this article:

Little Red Riding Hood: This is the struggle history of an innocent girl.

Wolf: This is the pursuit history of an infatuated youth.

As for the truth-

Only readers know.

Nie Fu, Peach Blossom Wife

Traveling is not unusual. Unusually, I dug out the toilet and found a way to travel through time and space.

Began to push, and was pushed down.

This is a special article!

If you are a monster with a black belly, then you must read this article!

If you are a YY fan, then you can't miss this article!

If you have a little passion, then the cake is weak and say, forehand VS backhand!

If you have a little martial arts complex, the cake screams, run away from your wife and wander the rivers and lakes!

The best in the world, husband!

Who is the elder sister, Xiang Taohua is also!

It is said that peach blossoms bloom first in spring/warm colors, which are not bright to anyone!

I am the omniscient Liu Xiahui Terminator in Jianghu!

Another invincible pet article haha!

meet

Mrs. Song was upset: Shit, do you want to hit the nail on the head?

Mr. Song is guilty: Well, I just have to be in place every time!

Mrs. Song: Grandpa, I will depend on you to support me in the future. Be fierce if you can, and the rich water will not flow out of the field.

Mr. Song: That's easy to say.

Mr. Song: Girl, I will hang out with you in the future. You should live a good life and practice hard.

Mrs. Song: Sure.

Mrs. Song: Don't bully me. I have someone taller than me.

Mr. Song sneered: Who can override you?

Mrs. Song looked at the person on her body: You. (Show off an eyebrow in an ostentatious manner: Come down if you dare. )

Mr. Song calmly responded: It's your turn.

Heroes, don't be afraid.

Hero, be my "xianggong".

You are too young. Come to me when I was sixteen.

Then what's your name?

Murong tianyun.

Rhapsody of walking and passing by

The woman spent the second month and died abnormally (inexplicably and underage, do you think it is a normal death? ), through to a beautiful woman, but after a series of things, only to find that becoming a superman is purely my own imagination, the generation gap can not be bridged so well, naturally it can not make people full of wisdom so quickly, and the advanced consciousness is not the magic weapon for me to get love. Only the concept from modern times makes me understand that Xiao Qiang's character that I learned from 2 1 century is my most precious wealth ... People can only love themselves.

Sharpen the groom's knife

Sue's dream is to follow in her father's footsteps and be a qualified flower protector. Unexpectedly, the escort agency she was in charge of received the first business to rob other brides, and the person who made this business was none other than Shangguan Yun, the bride who was about to become the daughter-in-law of the Prime Minister.

Sue was forced to hit the road in a gloomy mood, but there was an oversight that heaven and earth could not tolerate:

She, robbed the bride into the groom!

Unknown people kidnapped the prime minister's son on the road, and the wanted order spread all over the rivers and lakes. Sue tried to show goodwill to Shen Xuan for forgiveness, but Shen Xuan's eyes rolled up and gloated:

"If you dare to hijack me for a lifetime, otherwise I will go back to Beijing one day and make sure your whole family copies it."

At this time, Sue, with thick lines, never thought that she was riding a tiger.

Seven ups and nine downs

Dalongmen Inn

Chopper in Jianghu

love token

"Your Highness, I know I was wrong" (disguised as a man)

Sleeping with Shao Yan.

General, get up. I'm coming down.

My Lord, the little one is called cabbage.

If you can't face east, you can't face west.

If you don't screw up, you'll screw up completely.

Take your hand and drag your son away.

Tian Zi Room 1.

Tianque

Mud can also paste on the wall.

Shunk: Through the first part of Thunderbolt, through the first husband, through the legend of Wulin monsters, through the dream of Kelan, through the martial arts, Xiao Huang is not a fairy, heavy purple, seeing the king at the time of falling flowers, spinning a thousand pieces of silver, all of them are back! There are also rivers and lakes.

Fourteen articles: Killing 3,000 crows, Chopping Spring, Glazed Beauty, Enchanting Hall, Running around the Jianghu to play soy sauce, I have an appointment with the cat demon (modern), and sorrow is recorded as jade (through the elephant or Jianghu version).