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Let's discuss what is the standard for Taizhou boys to find a partner!
Boy's mate selection criteria 1 You are her first man. You sleep from behind, curl up, wake up in the middle of the night and tuck you in. Take care of you when you are sick, buy you food, and cool the boiling water beside your bed when you leave. Go to the dormitory to see you, clip up your hair casually and start to help you clean the table and bed. 6 prone. Watch TV with you. 7 pretend you don't know what you don't want her to know. When I am with you, I won't expose your lies. After separation, you will understand that she knows everything. Try to adapt to your own lifestyle and life circle. 10 Be kind to your friends, no matter who they are. Don't show any disdain or contempt. 1 1 Get along with your best friend. When I buy you a gift, I will give him one occasionally to help you do it. 12 Give you enough face in front of your friends. 13 Keep doing what you like her to do. 14 long hair. You don't need water and other things to harden your hair. 15 pulls you to the square to blow soap bubbles. 16 date with you, you won't be late. 17 She won't be angry if you are late occasionally. 18 Anyway, cheer up and smile at you. 19-In short, a woman who is always willing to smile at you, that is, a good woman, helps you with your homework or make up your papers. Her writing style is charming. She cherishes every meeting with you. She bought you cigarettes, but told you to smoke less. She accompanied you to the gym on weekends for 23 years. No, shopping is not a sport. She went to play football with you without looking at other men. When you scored, she smiled happily at you. She accompanied you to play football in the winter of 25 years and stood in the wind all afternoon. My hands and feet are cold. I won't tell you that she is cold. I won't shout boredom. I won't rush you away. I ask you to get dressed quickly after exercise. I want you to watch porn and learn to be a woman who understands amorous feelings, instead of pretending to be a virgin. I'll accompany you to take a shower and help you dry. 29 I carry my mobile phone with me in the bathroom, and it's on. Let you find her at any time. 3 1 Never let you worry. Always secretly kissing you for no reason. Always hug you. Before I met you, I couldn't use a rice cooker. After knowing you, I will cook all your favorite dishes. Wash clothes. When eating, order what you think is delicious and what you think is delicious. Learn to play the games you often play and play with you. Although she played badly at everything, 38 became a silly little woman for love. Whether you give her chanel no.5 or you find a strange little stone, she is still in high spirits. It is easy to make her happy. 4 1 It's easy to laugh at your jokes. When you laugh, you often bend down. Don't pretend to be a lady. Don't pretend to smile and show your teeth. 43 likes to eat. If you are hungry, shout hungry. Try to keep fit and change the status quo of the airport. Try not to be too thin, and don't blindly pursue the sense of bone, so that you can feel her soft little body by holding her. Save your message. You are happier when you are happy and sadder when you are sad. You fell on the court. Her face is whiter than yours. She knows you and your friends. She will never buy you the wrong brand of 50 wallet or zippo lighter. She thinks that other men can have something, and her man won't miss 5 1. Introduce her good friend to you. Anyway, I think you are her pride. And I often tell you that I pour water to coax you to take medicine. At least once in nature, when I feed you medicine, I try the water temperature first. I often want to surprise you. When I walk in the street, I will hold your hand or hold your hand. Anyway, I don't want to be apart from you. I think it's the best thing to see you smile. I depend on you for small things. For example, when crossing the street, I always ask you to help her twist the soda bottle cap. Calm down, help you do everything well, and give you 6 1 when you feel difficult. Smart. Men often need a beautiful woman before the age of 25, but for future plans, please try to find a smart woman. Later, you will find that women with brains will save you more experience. For women, being a doctor and a teacher is an ideal career. At any time, don't ask Girl 63 to agree to your proposal. Even if there is no rose and ring 64, be ready to follow you away from home at any time. Never show off her suitors to you, deal with them yourself. Tell her suitor that she loves you very much. I waited for you for over an hour, but I didn't see you. I looked for you like crazy, worried that something would happen to you. I wrote you a love letter, waiting for you to see it. Touched you. Rarely ask you for anything. You didn't do it. Don't be angry. 70 Use your favorite posture. You take your first child. Help you with some milk. Peel apples every day. Learn to make soup. Breakfast ranges from red bean porridge to preserved eggs. Try to change different modes. Don't stay up late. Be sure to cook. You are not allowed to smoke. No woman knows you better than she does, and still loves you after knowing you. No woman loves you more than she does. 78- Yes, love is more important. Be nice to her girlfriend, and be discreet with her boyfriend. 80% people think friendship is more important than love. Compared with money, choosing friendship 8 1 is not selfish. Don't trust women in easy virtue. You can take her away from her in three days today, and she will love another man in two hours tomorrow. 83- Unless she doesn't meet a better one, or has no higher interests, 84- Don't trust a woman who will do anything with you, just don't let her break that film. 85- It's not terrible that a woman is not a virgin. The terrible thing is that when I was young, I had to pretend to be innocent. Listen to you carefully. When you were eating, you suddenly put down your chopsticks and looked at you for a while. At any time, let you hold her hand and smile at you contentedly. When there is a third party, you won't learn Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, but will fight for you with other women. 9 1 Tell the woman who makes your heart beat. You are her man. I have lived for you and done stupid things, but after reaching the bottom line, I know I love myself more. When you hurt her to the end, you left quietly and never looked for you again. After 94, it's hard. I won't ask you how she is at any time. I agree to ask you how you are. I won't let you know that 97 lives with you and waits for you to go home. After leaving you, don't fall in love with others, live quietly and have a successful career. After leaving you, you are more beautiful, mature and feminine than before. 100 is gentle, not to say, but to do 10 1. In short, the woman who loves you the most is the woman who will love you dearly. Yes, women are still lovely and more important. 103 has an emotional appeal. Before the age of 25, you may still face a vase. After 25 years old, you will hate yourself. Why did you choose her? Cute doesn't mean screaming that I like you very much, but, uh ... feel it for yourself. 105 tell you without hesitation that she misses you. 106 often lets you know that she loves you. 107 Go home, here comes the meal. She told you in bed 108 that she didn't care if you had money or not. If you have nothing, she is willing to wander with you and share a steamed bread with you. 109 tells you that no matter what the facts are, she will eventually choose to believe you 1 165438 and never regret meeting you at any time. I just miss you. 1 12 once told you that I wouldn't stop loving you until she died. 1 13 You made a mistake. You are allowed to go back to 1 14 to play the piano, or you can play the violin 1 15. If she is not a stunning beauty, think more about why 1 16 If she is a stunning beauty, she is looking for men everywhere in vain, or think more about why 1 17 likes the good children's articles written by 1 18. Most women who write good articles know feelings. But you know, you are the only one in her heart. She hates her when she sees her, and thinks when she doesn't. Without her, you will be bored. Before the age of 25, you thought you didn't love her very much. After the age of 25, you will regret why you didn't want to marry her when you could. More than 70 items: marry her. Yes, those who meet Article 80 or above: You should try your best to marry her who meets Article 90 or above: You should try your best to marry her who meets Article 1 10 or above: Er ... Is there such a woman? If there is, don't say it's yours. You are lucky to see it with your own eyes. If you really meet it, it will be the best thing God has given you in this life. If you don't understand, please move her with some ideas. Cherish what you have, and cherish what you have lost ... show the sincerity of your prodigal son and make a hundredfold effort to let her rebuild her confidence in you. In a word, you must marry her anyway. After all, if you have a wife, what can you ask?
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