Laugh out loud funny quotes

Laughing out loud funny quotes

1. He admits defeat by admitting the book!

2. The boss, he is professional.

3. Why do you care about the egg?

5. It doesn’t cost you money, it costs your life

6. Let go! I told him to let go!

7. He changed his surname to Dugu. You know the name.

8. Don’t swear to me, I’m afraid you will be struck by lightning!

9. The ancestors of my ancestors are from the royal family!

10. It’s almost time for three, but two is not enough.

11. This is not a fight, it’s obviously a fight!

12. An expert looks at the doorway, but when traveling, look at the sidewalk.

13. Risking your life for a broken shoe?

14. It’s like this every time, it’s product placement!

15. It’s not that I don’t keep my word, it’s that the world is too dangerous!

16. Hungry legs, uh, those black-haired legs that can run 100 meters in 9.5 seconds.

17. Are you young? It doesn't matter, you will be old in two years.

18. You don’t have to buy a house unless you deal with your mother-in-law.

19. Can write poetry, draw, and be proficient in addition and subtraction within ten.

20. Let me tell you good news, we are robbing.

21. Pirated goods! Piracy? Then you are coming over to read two pages.

22. We people in the world, righteousness comes first, so what does that mean?

23. What’s good about him? He can mend shoes. Will you?

24. If you don’t come back, I will hatch the egg and keep it with me.

25. My legs, my black-haired legs that can run 100 meters in 9.5 seconds!

26. Rush to go to work in the morning, and rush to get off work after arriving at the company.

27. I am a very deep person because I live in a basement.

28. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

29. Whole corpse? Ha ha. There have been no whole corpses since I entered the palace at the age of seven!

30. I like pictures with pictures. I can never forget pictures with pictures, but I feel sleepy when I look at them with words.

31. If one day I have no money, then even 10086 will not care about me.

32. No, the egg and I must choose the same thing. How can you compete with the egg? I choose the egg.

33. What does it have to do with you whether I am a puppet or not? Just take care of your broken shoe stall!

34. From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop firewood, and travel around the world.

35. I don’t have any skills, but my neck is very soft. I practiced by peeking at other people’s books.

36. Where did you buy this? On the street stalls, there are pirated copies. Then turn over to the boss and practice two moves for him.

37. If you have practiced, fight with those who have practiced. Don’t fight with me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. It is not honorable for him to win against me.

38. A sneak peek of the new book, Di Renjie cleverly solves the corpse-burning case, Zhao's orphan Green Hornet, and neither one nor two flying bullets.

39. I usually peek at other people’s books. I bought this one myself, and it also comes with the Shushan Sword Manual.

40. If you rely on the mountains, you will eat the mountains, and if you rely on the water, you will eat the water. Today, you will be robbed, and you will not be allowed to give. Whoever resists, let him go to hell.

41. My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can write poetry, draw, and is proficient in addition and subtraction within ten. She even won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition in elementary school.

42. Everyone, look at it (fish). Fish can’t live without water, and you can’t live without the boat. If you don’t pay, you go into the water and the fish gets on the boat.

43. Do you also play Lianliankan TMD online games such as "The Prodigy", "Two Points in the World", "Romance of the Three Realms" and "Four Seasons Station"? Classic Quotations from Laughing Jianghu

1. I usually peek at other people’s books. I bought this one myself, and it also comes with the Shushan Sword Manual.

2. Everyone, look at it (fish). Fish can’t live without water, and you can’t live without the boat. If you don’t pay, you go into the water and the fish gets on the boat.

3. Give you three seconds to think about it... "3, 7, 9..." (How can someone count like this?)

4. Follow the practice after you have practiced it If you pass, don't fight me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. It is not honorable for him to win against me.

5. Boss, I lost my first kiss...haha

6. Where did this book come from? -----Bought from a street stall-----Pirated goods----Refed copies? Then you are just coming over and reading two pages before you fuck with him.

7. The world is dangerous, so if it doesn’t work, just retreat.

8. My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can write poetry, draw, and is proficient in addition and subtraction within ten. She even won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition in elementary school (this is really strong)

9. My legs, my black-haired legs that can run 100 meters in 9.5 seconds!

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12. It’s advertising time.

13. As people in the world, righteousness comes first, so what does that mean?

14. Hello, which unit are you from?

15. Let me tell you good news, we are robbing.

16. Young man, May the force be

19. Don’t be too presumptuous, it will be of no use.

20. When he admits the book, he admits defeat!

21. Are you young? It doesn't matter, you will be old in two years.

22. Don’t swear to me, I’m afraid you will be struck by lightning! Source of classic quotations: Whale Water Bar SMS Network

23. I am a very deep person because I live in the basement.

24. It’s almost three, but it’s not enough yet.

25. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

26. You don’t have to buy a house unless you deal with your mother-in-law.

27. Rush to go to work in the morning, and rush to get off work after arriving at the company.

28. If one day I have no money, then even 10086 will not care about me.

29. "A Genius", "Two Points in the World", "A Romance of Three Realms", "Four Seasons Station"... Do you also play Lianliankan online games?

30. An expert looks at the doorway, but when traveling, look at the sidewalk. Classic Quotations from Laughing in Jianghu

1. I usually peek at other people’s books. I bought this one myself, and it also comes with the Shushan Sword Manual.

2. Take a look at it and don’t be too presumptuous, it’s of no use! (This can also be transliterated like this)

17. The hero who fell off the cliff shouted loudly: "I will be back!"

18. Rely on the mountain to eat the mountain, and rely on the water to eat the water. Robbery today, if you don't give anything, if you resist, let him go to hell.

19. Don’t be too presumptuous, it will be of no use.

20. When he admits the book, he admits defeat!

21. Are you young? It doesn't matter, you will be old in two years.

22. Don’t swear to me, I’m afraid you will be struck by lightning! Source of classic quotations: Whale Water Bar SMS Network

23. I am a very deep person because I live in the basement.

24. It’s almost three, but it’s not enough yet.

25. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

26. You don’t have to buy a house unless you deal with your mother-in-law.

27. Rush to go to work in the morning, and rush to get off work after arriving at the company.

28. If one day I have no money, then even 10086 will not care about me.

29. "A Genius", "Two Points in the World", "A Romance of Three Realms", "Four Seasons Station"... Do you also play Lianliankan online games?

30. An expert looks at the doorway, but when traveling, look at the sidewalk. Funny Quotes from Jianghu - How can a person wander around in Jianghu without carrying a knife?

I must be reincarnated as a man in my next life, and then marry a woman like me

If I eat more fish, I can make up for it. If brains make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales...

I have walked south, crossed north, drank water behind the toilet, run over my legs on the train track, and kissed a fool Pass the mouth. I have climbed mountains and fought tigers~ I have practiced martial arts in the Shaolin Temple, with a blue dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. I often used Clinton as my two hundred and five, and even fed Sakyamuni to the tiger! I danced on the pyramids and played drums on Jesus' head

I am not a casual person! But when I am casual, I am not a human being

Taking a bath is a blessing for the butt, but a hardship for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head, but a hardship for the butt; listening to you talks is a hardship for both the head and the butt.

The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on the roommate: make him hold a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, and shout with tears and affection: My disease is finally cured

How can a person wander around the rivers and lakes without carrying a knife

I want to fall in love prematurely, but it is too late

If God wants to destroy people, he must first make them crazy; When people are crazy, they must first buy a house.

I have eight honors on the left and eight shames on the right. Three representatives are on my waist, and a ball of harmony is on my chest. People who stand in the way kill people, and Buddhas who stand in the way kill the Buddha.

Holding the hand of the son, dragging Go feed the dog

I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way

Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money

The person burning incense may not necessarily be a monk, but it may also be a panda

When I am drunk, I will not accept anyone, so I will hold on to the wall

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with no future There is a bright future, but I can’t find a way out

Whoever said I was fair, thin, and beautiful~ I will be good friends with him

About thongs: In the past, I took off my underwear to look at my butt. ; Now, pull up your butt and look at your underwear...

"What does it mean to be an optimist?" "This... is like a teapot, his butt is burning red, and he is still in the mood to whistle! ”

The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult

Water is cut off during the day, power is cut off at night, wages cannot be paid, noodles cannot be bought, open Deng Xuan to find the answer, it turns out that society The primary stage of socialism. Turn to the end. Damn it, it won’t change for a hundred years.

A friend of mine was an intern at China Unicom. One day, an old man came up to me and said, "Can you apply for a mobile card for me?" Then my friend said without even looking up. ﹕"Master, someone is here to cause trouble