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That weird bed girl, you are so unforgettable.
When I was a graduate student, there were 8 people in the dormitory in the first year, and their majors were different. I met this bed sister.
Bed sister, that is, our bed, is placed side by side with the east wall. At first, we slept together. She is younger than me, so she is called Sister Bed here.
The first strange thing about this little sister is that when she first entered the dormitory, she borrowed money, and everyone was just familiar with it.
In the golden autumn of October, the sun began to shyly converge his light, and occasionally the wind stopped and the tree was quiet, slightly hot. Just arranged accommodation, everyone agreed to go shopping. Sometimes it is normal not to make up your mind to borrow money from each other.
If someone says no or doesn't hold hands, find the next one. However, this little sister, if she borrows from others, won't leave until she gives it. That day, I really stood by someone else's bed and said with a smile, "If you don't borrow it, you won't go!" " "At first, everyone thought it was a joke. When the sister in the upper bunk really didn't. She still didn't go, and then she got angry and blushed and said, "If you don't give it, you won't go. "At this time, we all think this is not a joke.
When dealing with each other for the first time, the girl in the upper berth was embarrassed and lent her only money to the little strange girl.
It's not over yet. After a while, my sister in the upper bunk complained to us that the money had never been returned to my sister in bed. How can we ask her for it? When she went out to wash, everyone was whispering. The experienced roommate said, let's make an appointment to go to the supermarket tomorrow. Everyone must be friendly and make an appointment with the girl in bed. At this time, Sister Bed must buy something, and try to exceed the amount borrowed by Sister Bed, and then let Sister Bed pay together, and Sister Bed will return the extra money to her.
That's a good move. It's over.
This little sister is the second weirdo, or it has something to do with money. This time, however, I am not dealing with my classmates, but with strangers.
After a winter vacation, Xiaofei mysteriously told her sister in the upper berth that she was in love.
It is said that I met a roommate on the train home. Chatting is a newly divorced man near the school. Leave each other's cell phone numbers and start dating.
A holiday phone call, officially contact after school starts. Everything is revived, Chun Qing is in bud, and another love season is coming.
However, by nature, an unmarried girl will not be tempted by a divorced man who is not single.
However, the little strange girl moved her mind.
As for why the other party divorced, the sister in the upper berth said, yes, she said there is no need to know. Everyone smiled and stopped asking.
That morning, it was almost time for lunch, and my sister in bed got up. After getting up, she began to put on makeup, borrowed clothes and said she was going on a date. Everyone said that one day they would show it to Prince Charming! She didn't say anything, and her expression didn't seem to take each other as an object. Everyone thought she was shy, so she dispersed in a hubbub to do her own thing.
It's almost 1 1 o'clock in the evening. The dormitory will be closed soon, and the girl in bed hasn't come yet. Everyone asked each other, "Why hasn't this appointment come back yet?"
The younger sister of the lower berth mysteriously said, "She and her boyfriend went to the bank and said that the card was swallowed by ATM. If she doesn't finish it soon, she won't come back to live tonight. She said it was really unlucky to meet this. I was embarrassed to tell everyone in the group and called me. "
The next day, when Sister Bed came back, everyone expressed concern and asked what was going on. She said airily that she wanted to borrow money from her boyfriend, and he agreed, but his brother disagreed. At least he agreed yesterday, and the card was swallowed at the ATM again. Then I went to the bank to find the staff. I arrived at the bank and got off work again. At least I contacted the staff and took out the card very late. Finally, I had to stay at my boyfriend's house.
We asked her, how much money do you want to borrow from your boyfriend, and do you need his brother's permission? Thirty thousand. We are speechless. Ten years ago, 30 thousand was a lot of money. We asked her why she borrowed so much money, but she hesitated for a long time without making it clear.
Later, the boyfriend of the upper berth girl came to see the upper berth girl. We asked when the boyfriend of the opposite bed sister would come. She said it would have been blown up long ago, and she wasn't the one who borrowed money from her.
Soon, the dormitory needs to go to the business hall to install the network cable. That weekend, everyone went home for a date. She didn't say anything in advance and wanted her to go. When everyone was telling her the address, she said that the business hall was next to the police station. The articulate girl in the upper bunk said in surprise, you are so powerful that you are familiar with the surroundings of the school in such a short time. She said, that time ... there was a sudden silence and then she changed the subject. The sister in the upper bunk thought she forgot to say anything, so she asked her, which time? She didn't answer and went out with a washbasin. I will come back later and say that I have something to do today, so I can't install the network cable.
In April of that year, it was often windy, and the breeze wrinkled the water mark and walked a lot of tidbits.
Another strange thing about this strange bed is that it takes a long time to wash.
There is a clue to this matter. When we lived in a dormitory, everyone went to the public toilet in the corridor to wash, and everyone crowded together. Get up and leave quickly to make room for people. The younger sister in the lower berth joked that she would accompany her to wash, and then she would go shopping, fetch water and take a bath. It is strange that the bed is still being washed. At that time, it was just a joke. Besides, it is understandable for a big girl to be beautiful, and the requirements for washing and brushing are extremely high.
Later, students from various majors moved in together and lived in a dormitory with a separate bathroom, with 2-4 people living together. Before class, everyone uses the bathroom, and her quirks can attract criticism from her roommates.
Speaking of washing, there is nothing that can't be finished in two hours. In the bathroom where dry and wet are separated, roommates should let her wash in the washbasin when they go to the toilet. The new roommate revealed that she saw her brush her teeth six times.
"I depend!" My roommate exclaimed, "I'm so scared. Is there something wrong with my brain?" Not afraid to waste toothpaste, but also waste your brain? "The story spread like wildfire. That day, under the towering tree with mottled shadows, I saw her coming from a distance. Everyone looked at her with strange eyes. Embarrassed, she took another road and left.
After many years, other strange things about bed sister have been filtered out by time.
However, this once strange bed girl studied very hard and passed CET-4 and CET-6 at once. Later, she took the doctor's exam and passed it at once.
Graduation means parting, and we live far apart. Silently blessing, this once strange girl has a bright and smooth road.
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