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How does the tortoise eat the snake?

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The story of snake and tortoise

A python and a small poisonous snake are friends.

They found a huge turtle on the side of the road that day.

Brother snake thought, such a big man is really a delicious meal.

The python said, I'll deal with him.

The frustrated python panted and climbed to one side.

The tortoise showed its head carefully. At the moment it exposed its head, the poisonous snake bit the tortoise's head like lightning, and the tortoise quickly shrank back into its shell. But a few minutes later, the tortoise died of poisoning.

The python said: Wow! I tried my best not to hurt the tortoise, but you did it easily.

The little viper said, because I know his key.

However, there is still a problem. After the tortoise died, it still stayed in its shell. Both snakes are devouring animals, and they can't get rid of their turtle shells, so they have to leave disgruntled.

This story also tells us: If you can't take off that girl's clothes, don't try to hit on her.

the problem is

Can snakes eat turtles in real life? (There is little difference between the heads of the two sides), and it's not a turtle egg!