A short and pithy joke.

On Valentine's Day, a mouse was chased by a cat. The mouse ran into a flower shop and found himself running into a dead corner. The mouse grabbed a bunch of roses as a weapon and the cat ran in. The mouse immediately put the bouquet on his chest. The cat was stunned. She immediately lowered her head and said shyly, you damn fool, I'm not ready yet. . . . . . .