Suona Liu, Suona Wang

He is a suona player and his name is Wang Xi. He is also a suona player named Liu Zhong. There is no one in Stone County who doesn't know the two of them. When I was a child, my family was poor, and my parents sent me to other places to learn from my teacher, each playing a good suona. If any one of them can be invited to their wedding, it will be a grand wedding. Everyone called them "Suona King" and "Suona Liu".

Suona Wang and Suona Liu are both rivals and friends. He saved his life, and so did he. The two reached an almost impossible agreement: to play their best suona at each other's funeral.

One afternoon, Wang Xi finished her performance at a wedding, but she refused. After drinking a few glasses of wine, she fell down in the dirt ditch beside the village road on her way home by motorcycle, dying. She was found by Liu Zhong and taken to the hospital. She was rescued in time.

A few months later, a pustule appeared on Liu Zhong's lower back, which was as big as half a fist. Don't play the suona, he rolled in pain when he said a word. Wang Xi remembered that he had an ancestral secret recipe for treating big sores, and the processing was complicated, which required the wormholes on pomegranate trees and some herbs to be stewed and fried in a casserole for half a month. Later, Liu Zhong's sore healed, but Wang Xi lost 20 Jin. The best things were given to the savior, so the above agreement was made.

But on weekdays, they still don't give in to each other and fight to the death. If they happen to participate in the suona performance in the same village, they will go all out until they overwhelm each other. High tunes often attract villagers in several surrounding villages, and the audience is crowded with people, which abruptly turns a funeral into a feast and a wedding into a peak confrontation.

One day, Liu Zhong suddenly received a white post from home saying that he had died and asked him to play suona. Liu Zhong came to the mourning hall in Wang Xi, put a stage table and played one of his best songs. He wants to fulfill his promise. The tone is low, sad and slow. When playing the suona, Liu Zhong remembered the usual struggle between them. It was just a big dream in the end, and everything was empty. He couldn't help crying. The suona sound also became intermittent and stuttering.

"Ha ha ha ..." Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded and a man walked out of the room. "Unexpectedly, Suona Liu turned out to be a hollow reputation, and the best tune was wrong with so many notes ..." Wang Xi turned out to be playing dead! Liu Zhong left angrily.

Three months later, Liu Zhong's son, who was a civil servant in the county, said to his father, "Wang Xi played dead to pick on you. You should play tricks on him in the same way. Let's be realistic this time. I don't believe that he is not fooled. " Liu Zhong hesitated, but he had nothing to say.

In the middle of the night, Liu Zhong went to the yard to get something. He heard the son in the next room whisper to his daughter-in-law: "This time I want to send more invitations to make the funeral glamorous, and the gift money is estimated to be hundreds of thousands."

Daughter-in-law said, "Yes, you will be transferred to other places to work next year. You must seize this opportunity and invite everyone you can. But what should I do in the future? "

The son said, "Don't worry! I have completed the death certificate and cremation certificate in advance through the relationship, both of which are true. Afterwards, I will send my father to my uncle's home thousands of miles away. Isn't that enough? "

The next day, Wang Xi came and saw Liu Zhong's son and daughter-in-law enthusiastically receiving the gift money. He immediately judged that Liu Zhong was playing dead and wanted revenge. He played his favorite and most beautiful song, remembering that Liu Zhongzeng had saved himself and played tricks on him by playing dead. He felt a little guilty. He deliberately blew a few wrong notes to wait for Liu Zhong to get up and laugh at himself.

A minute passed, but nothing happened after the mourning hall. Wang Xi quickly jumped into the room and lifted the brocade quilt on the bed behind the mourning hall. I saw Liu Zhong lying in bed, without breathing, holding a pesticide bottle with a pungent smell. ...

Suona Liu and Suona Wang (original link)