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Inspirational quotations with funny personality and positive energy

Buddha said:? Looking back 500 times in previous lives just to get a pass in this life? . I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life. The following are the inspirational quotations of funny personality and positive energy that I collected for you. I hope I can help you.

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1. It's easier to lie to others than to lie to yourself, but it's really a bit difficult to lie to the whole world. Time is fair, where you spend it, it will bear fruit. Steady progress, take every step, even if the speed is slower, life will give you a satisfactory ending.

You can start doing what you want at any time. I hope you don't tie yourself down with things like age. Age is never a boundary unless you use it to embarrass yourself.

If everyone can understand you, then you have to be ordinary!

If you have time to hate the rich, you might as well take time to become rich!

5. Work hard when you should, and be happy when you should play. In this life, only you can live up to it, because you are the most precious in the world!

6. A really good man has no time to argue with life! There is no shortcut in life, so stop making excuses for laziness! Your future is hidden in your efforts! Change from today, * * *!

7. You always say that your dreams are out of reach, but you never get up early. You always feel that success belongs to others, but you never work hard. What talent can't bring may be changed through hard work. May you introspect in life, meet in beauty and become your favorite self!

8. In the world of adults, there is no eternal backer. Your strongest backing is your efforts.

9. Life is like this. Others only look at the results and support the process themselves. Facing life, we have no choice but to continue. We can go back, but we can't!

10. Exercise if you are in poor health, and earn if you have no money. Don't take it out on others. The only thing you can complain about is that you don't work hard enough.

1 1. If you have nothing, why not try it? Bo won, but on a good day, Bo lost. In the past, you were afraid to start. What are you afraid of losing? You will never know how good you are until you try! ! !

12. I dare not rest because I have no savings. Dare not say tired, because there is no dependence. I dare not be lazy because I want to live. Being strong, independent and struggling is the only choice. Listen to music when you are lonely, look at the sky when you are sad, squint when you are sleepy, and always remind yourself not to give up, to be strong and to struggle!

13. You are poor because you have no ambition to succeed! You don't work hard because you are not poor enough! Work hard! Build a continuous wealth channel for your life!

14. The saddest thing for a person is to change himself blindly for the sake of other people's opinions. In the end, he can't be anyone else and can't find himself.

15. The ascending road is not crowded. Crowded because most people choose comfort.

16. Don't be timid, just fight. The more you fight, the more awesome you are. There is no reason to talk about it. I have to brainwash you every day after making money. You are really fit to be poor all your life!

17. Life has its ups and downs. Don't expose your inner vulnerability easily. Time is always young, but we are getting old. You will find that childlike innocence is something to be proud of. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. No one can give you light except yourself.

18. Beauty belongs to the confident, opportunity belongs to the pioneer, and miracle belongs to the perseverer! If you don't want to do it, you will always find an excuse; If you want to do it well, there will always be a way!

19. Knowing how to advance and retreat can achieve life; Knowing how to choose can be calm and calm; Knowing how to be content can make you happy; Only when you know how to cut can you get rid of it easily; If you know how to be flexible, you will take fewer detours; Knowing how to reflect will improve yourself; Knowing how to be grateful can warm your heart.

20. Work hard and struggle early. The lower the starting point, the harder you have to work, and you are not qualified to fall. When times abandon you, they won't even say goodbye to you.

Domineering inspirational quotation sentence

1、 ? I will steal your temperature! ? Speak human words? Hug! ?

I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.

3. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat slowly into a fat man with you.

I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

In 5.98, southern men are good-natured and love to laugh, and have no resistance to girls with long hair and beautiful legs.

6. I might as well pretend to have fun with people with different personalities and be a disgusting mute.

7. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Sometimes their eyes are black and have a red heart.

8. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn.

9. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

10, if I am in No Country for Old Men one day, please leave me in Dubai to pick up garbage.

1 1, those who throw cold water on me wait, and I will boil it back to you one day.

12, I can't find someone I like better for the time being, so I will wronged you first, and then I will like you for a while.

13, look at your big face like a net, I really want to slap it down to give you a thin face.

14, cold weather. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat size and have a private chat.

15, I hope you are betrayed by others and the people around you walk clean. I will spoil you to death.

16, I can coax you into a pool of water when I am gentle, and you'd better not talk back to me when I am angry.

17, go to lose weight when you are fat! Buy it if you like! Earn if you have no money! Youth is so short, who should I kowtow to?

18, ugly to ugly, gentle to gentle. Don't ask me why I have acne. Because I am a young man.

19, I want to make a pair of cartilage creatures with you in bed day and night. Eat candy together if you are happy, and bite you if you are unhappy.

20. The truth has gone bad, but listening to lies has become more fascinating. Maybe everyone in the world lacks love, but I lack roots.

Funny quotations suitable for the personality of friends circle.

First, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

I only drink pure water when I drink water, and pure milk when I drink milk, so I am very simple?

Third, I waited for your concern and closed my heart.

Fourth, men like popular women and don't like gossiping women.

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

Funny quotations suitable for the personality of friends circle.

I am trying to make money now, in order to buy a ticket of 20 13.

Seven, after this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.

Eight, those conceited people will always crow among the cranes.

Nine, the east rises and the west falls, the teacher is ruthless and I have feelings.

If you use a honey trap, I'll play along.

Eleven, when I grow up, I want to marry the Tang Priest. If I can play, I will. If I can't play, I will eat him.

I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

Thirteen, bring two pieces, mind 5 million!

Fourteen, there are many ancient love stories, and there are many contemporary love accidents.

Fifteen, I always wander between cow A and cow C.

Sixteen, we are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend.

17. I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad!

Every day, I will draw a circle on my calendar. On Sunday, I found that my life had become an ellipsis.

I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

Twenty, people have a good background, and I have a good background.