Pregnant women love humorous jokes and short stories.

Chatting with two prisoners in Tenuto's cell. A asks B, "Are you married?" B: "I was married twice, but both my wives died." A: "How did you die?" B: "The first wife ate poisonous mushrooms." A: "What about the second one?" B: "Died of a broken head." A: "It's terrible. What is this? " B: "She won't eat poisonous mushrooms." In the virgin forests of Africa, explorers travel with local tour guides. Tourist: "Is it safe here? Will there be cannibals? " Introduction: "Absolutely impossible!" Because we ate the last cannibal last week! "One day, in the hospital, a pregnant woman gave birth to a baby. As soon as the baby was born, she smiled and said, "Haha. You can't even try to fool me. "At this time, the doctor found that the child had birth control pills in his hand. Ha ha ha, is it funny? Female spy "I got the latest plan of General Dai Yang, and I also caught his son" "Great! Where is it? We will interrogate him immediately. " "no! It will be born in ten months. "A little boy was playing near his home and accidentally kicked the ball into the street. When he went to find it, he found a pregnant woman. The little boy stared at the pregnant woman's stomach for a long time, and finally got up the courage to point to her stomach and said, "Aunt, please give me my ball back. "On the bus, the pregnant woman standing next to him said to the strange man," Don't you know I'm pregnant? " I saw that man was nervous and said, "But the baby is not mine! "