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What stalks are known after 80?
Chow Yun Fat: I was nominated three times, and I wore a skirt three times. Why did I get this award dressed so casually when I was unprepared? I'm sorry to dress so casually tonight.
true colour of a hero
Mark: I've been waiting for three years. I just want to wait for a chance! I want to win my breath! Not to prove that I am great, but to tell everyone that I must find what I lost!
2. A person has been on a business trip for many days. He went home early and heard men snoring in the room. He turned and left his beloved wife. I ran into my ex-wife many years later, and she asked him why he didn't say goodbye. After the man explained the reason, the wife cried and said, that's a rising lion!
3. Remember the loss on Tuesday afternoon? At that time, our teacher told us that we would not put on TV on Tuesday so that we could write a good composition. We have a composition class every Tuesday afternoon.
4. Old Ding Man, the only stick figure he has learned so far.
Before, our May Day holiday was still seven days.
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Leader, Cologne!
1 Play with glass balls. If you are born in 1980s, you must be familiar with this. I'm afraid everyone after 80s has played this game.
Push the iron ring, which was one of my favorite toys when I was a child. At that time, I dare say that this toy is just like the balance car that our children play now. Although the structure was simple, at that time, we never left.
Bully game machine, this is my favorite, and it has always been the biggest injury in my heart. At that time, there was no money at home and I couldn't afford this toy at all. Even so, it was one of the greatest pleasures to stand by and watch others play games at that time. One person is playing, and a dozen people are watching. Whether it's the mushroom villain or contra. At that time, the people we watched were more nervous than those who were playing at that time. Every time we pass a level, more than a dozen of us can cheer collectively. But there is one more thing. Not to mention the bully game machine, even the smallest Tetris game machine at that time, I couldn't afford it at that time.
4 play slingshots, gyroscopes, fan maps, homemade slingshots, and of course many more. At that time, all the toys were made by ourselves. Few parents bought it, but it still made us have a very happy time.
There are too many snacks for the post-80s generation, but until now, there are only a few that I can't forget. You can still eat snacks in those days. This was also a luxury at that time.
Bubble gum, chewing gum, instant noodles, and a snack that only we choose ourselves, that is jujube, which is only available in rural areas. As for other snacks, I won't say it. After all, the conditions were limited at that time, and there was only so much to eat. There is a feeling of drooling.
There is really too little entertainment left for the post-80s generation. I remember that our entertainment projects at that time were reading picture books, story meetings, watching TV, listening to radios and tape recorders. And watching movies. At that time, these appliances were unique to the rich. So instead of going to see it, we found a place to see it. So if anyone had a TV at that time, almost everyone nearby would go to his house to watch TV. Moreover, people who had televisions at home would move them into the yard and invite nearby neighbors to watch them together. At that time, the time that belonged to us was an animation with only 20 minutes after News Network. But it seemed at the time. Watching cartoons for 20 minutes is no less than watching a movie in the cinema now. If we hear that there is an open-air movie nearby, we will sit in the square early with benches and flashlights. Sometimes I have to walk miles to see it. Although I can't remember what the movie is about now, I still feel full of happiness in retrospect.
Those days are gone forever, and those good times are deeply imprinted in our minds. After all, those are my unique memories after the 80s.
As a member of the post-80s generation, I was inexplicably flustered when I heard the word "stalk". Just now, my roommate asked me why I typed with 9 keys, saying that he always used 26 keys, and even laughed at me that only old people used 9 keys! In my opinion, 9-key typing is quite fast. I didn't expect to be despised by the "younger generation" in the way of mobile phone input. The post-80s generation was once a generation full of controversy and passion. We were born in the wave of reform and opening-up, and our material life is richer, which is the information wave in the Internet age. All these changes have deeply influenced and changed the post-80s generation. As a post-80s generation, we were the first only child when we were born and the first two children when we got married. When we were young, college was free and jobs were assigned after graduation. After going to college, the national education reform began, and universities began to charge fees, and primary schools were free. After graduation, the era of unit welfare housing distribution is gone forever. Faced with the heavy pressure of life, you have nowhere to vent, just want to be quiet for a while. You dare not get sick, die or be presumptuous. Although I have passed the age of arbitrariness and impassioned, there is no peace between the two points and one line, but I am very dissatisfied with it. I don't think I am old. Seeing the stem on the Internet about "only the old people use 9 keys", I now use this nine-square grid to say: I am young and energetic, typing with 9 keys, and I am superb! That's why I didn't know how to stalk until I was 80.
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Toys born after 1980 s
1 Play with glass balls. If you are born in 1980s, you must be familiar with this. I'm afraid everyone after 80s has played this game.
Push the iron ring, which was one of my favorite toys when I was a child. At that time, I dare say that this toy is just like the balance car that our children play now. Although the structure was simple, at that time, we never left.
Bully game machine, this is my favorite, and it has always been the biggest injury in my heart. At that time, there was no money at home and I couldn't afford this toy at all. Even so, it was one of the greatest pleasures to stand by and watch others play games at that time. One person is playing, and a dozen people are watching. Whether it's the mushroom villain or contra. At that time, the people we watched were more nervous than those who were playing at that time. Every time we pass a level, more than a dozen of us can cheer collectively. But there is one more thing. Not to mention the bully game machine, even the smallest Tetris game machine at that time, I couldn't afford it at that time.
4 play slingshots, gyroscopes, fan maps, homemade slingshots, and of course many more. At that time, all the toys were made by ourselves. Few parents bought it, but it still made us have a very happy time.
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I remember that year, I was in high school, and then one day I would go to photography school to attend a summer camp or a social practice about something.
I skipped the front and went to a studio full of "art" You know how noble art is. A group of high school students felt particularly embarrassed when they entered that studio.
Then a female teacher in a training base asked us to appreciate these paintings from an artistic point of view. It's all art anyway.
Then she began to tell us the joke that once upon a time a man named Haizong Chen fell in love with a woman named Wei Yu. Later, I don't know why, and then I seem to be separated, but I fell in love and didn't want to be separated. I came to the seaside, and both of them fell in love with each other.
The female teacher laughed out of breath there, and a group of us watched awkwardly. Then she explained: Haizong Chen Wei Yu (feeding fish in the sea) is still laughing. Finally, I forced to explain: you will definitely laugh when you see it.
Finally, the result of this cold joke was that the teacher laughed so hard that a group of students were cheated.
I admire the teacher who tells funny jokes.
The best frivolous age for the post-80s generation should be around 2000, which coincides with the profligacy of youth:
I will definitely recite: there is news in the cool breeze, and the autumn moon is boundless, because my sentimental mood always seems like a year …
I can sing: I can't catch love, I always watch it slip away. There are happy people everywhere in the world …
I will definitely say: breaking up is also a friend.
I will definitely say that breaking up is also a friend.
Learn to drink for the first time, learn to smoke for the first time, experience love for the first time, and then it hurts …
How many people can understand the stem of that era now?
1, I see, you are a bright-hearted person.
2. You have a good personality (praise girls)
3. What kind of bike do you want?
4, ancestral psoriasis
5, generally, the third in the country.
I saw Chang Wei playing lucky as soon as I came in.
7, Mercedes-Benz sells in front, only 600.
Learn100000 cold jokes after 80s.
"Who peeked at your diary?" "Who borrowed half an eraser from me?" "Who made your wedding dress?" "Who gave you curly long hair."
The film first uses the opening of Star Wars-fighting for the star map. This should be the ball in the hands of Star-Lord, the Galaxy Maintenance Team. Then the sheep, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf occupy the screen.
"Why are male gods so girly now?" Xiao Shenyang appeared when he called Nuwa's adult, and he implanted an advertisement for Xiaomi's mobile phone.
"Being a man, the most important thing is to be happy!" I wish you a happy birthday, in fact, you can say "every year has today, and every year has today." Congratulations. "
"I am Thor, for the glory of the northern gods." Brother Raytheon appeared, of course, the most domineering Akita dog.
"There is no time to explain, get on the bus!" The old driver is going to drive, please pay attention.
The first is the age terrier
As the post-80s generation, we are a generation connecting the preceding with the following. Even people born in 1989 officially entered the 30-year-old stalk after the Chinese New Year.
The second type is stem pressing.
Many post-80s people have to struggle to buy a house and a car. Now there are old people and young people in the world. The old ones are waiting for you to struggle to provide for the elderly, the old ones are waiting for you to struggle to eat, dress and keep warm, and the young ones are waiting for you to struggle to eat milk powder, so that you dare not stop without struggle.
The third is the mortgage stalk.
Maybe parents will pay a down payment loan to buy a house first, and then pay a down payment loan to buy a car. Various mortgages and car loans are entangled, and now the second child has been released.
To live and not to live. . .
The fourth is the label stalk.
Once a smash hit, the post-80 s label has entered the cold palace, and the post-90 s label has retired to the second line. 00, is holding the stage.
The fifth is the era stalk.
As the saddest generation,
When I was in primary school, I didn't need money to go to college.
When I was in college, I didn't have to pay tuition in primary school.
When I was able to work, I caught up with the wave of layoffs in the financial crisis.
When I can make money, I find that I can't afford a house.
The sixth is the concept stalk.
In the eyes of the post-70s, we are a generation born in a honeypot.
A generation with thousands of pets can't hold their hands and ask questions.
In the eyes of the post-90s generation who have never experienced the hardships of life,
Usually, the post-80s generation will be labeled as arrogant.
I said, how many stalks do you have?
Now searching for the post-80s generation, it is said that this generation has a distinctive brand of the times that highlights individuality brought about by the reform and opening up. I always said that I would discuss it with the post-90s generation. There is no discussion about it now, because 90 are the older generation, not to mention 80, who are now in their thirties. Due to the influence of the times, the era we experienced after 1980s is still unforgettable. All kinds of stalks were also given to the 80 s in that era.
The school arranged for the first grade to clean the whole school, and the first grade said that the task was too difficult and arduous. The headmaster comforted and encouraged the first grade, saying, Don't worry, this year is for you, next year is for the second grade, and the year after next is for the third grade ..... The first grade students shouted that the headmaster was wise!
It will also make people laugh if parents are still fighting with their children after 80 years at home.
After entering the 1980s, with the continuous opening of people's minds, some new words began to appear, which inadvertently became an obstacle for people to communicate with each other.
There is an abbreviation of sb in English words, which has no special meaning at first. Later, with the popularity of national scolding, some people began to use pinyin letters instead, which led to a more embarrassing situation. Whenever the English teacher talks about this word in class, there is always a strange laugh. Later, when other teachers talked about "Comrade", "Little Brother" and "The Adventures of Tintin", they were all drowned by these strange laughter.
This is probably the embarrassment that teachers have encountered.
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