Funny copywriting that is very popular on WeChat in 2021

1. This evil new society, why don’t you have arranged marriages?

2. If a person like me has no weight, can I maintain my beauty?

3. I really envy those with short legs. The quilt can at least cover their feet in cold weather.

4. Beauty and ugliness are determined by destiny, and fatness and thinness are determined by heaven. Live by this sentence.

5. Mom: Do you have a boyfriend? I don't! Mom: You can have this now. Me: This really doesn’t exist now!

6. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer ten yuan to me and you will pay successfully.

7. Do you know who is China’s best diving partner? Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, because they always fall into the water at the same time.

8. One day my dad said to me a little embarrassedly: "Son, you are not young anymore. I want to talk to you about sex education." I immediately became serious: "Okay, Dad, if you don’t understand anything, just ask!”

9. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

10. I can’t see what’s wrong with being ugly. It’s you who are disgusting.

11. As a mature adult, I only do things like not eating out of anger after eating.

12. I bought a new mobile phone with facial recognition to unlock the screen. Sometimes when the unlock fails, it tells me that the face match is not successful, which I can accept. Sometimes it says that no face is detected, which is too much!

13. When I was a child and saw my parents quarreling, I often struggled with whether I should get married when I grew up. It wasn't until I got older that I discovered: I thought too much!

14. Every time someone asks me for directions, I point blindly. The first reason is because I don’t know the way at all, and the second reason is to teach the world a lesson: Don’t just trust good-looking people.

15. The most manly thing I ever did was to steal a hundred yuan from my wife’s wallet, buy a bag of soft Chinese, and kneel down in front of her to smoke it.

16. Girls with fat hands, don’t worry, the gold rings your boyfriend will give you in the future will be bigger!

17. Since I was a child, I have determined to be a wise and foolish person, but I have only succeeded in half, and even the second half.

18. It is said that opportunities are for those who are always prepared, which makes me wear a suit and tie even to bed.

19. Now I need a boyfriend, and then he cheated on me, which made me miserable. I worked hard, earned a lot of money, and finally became rich, handsome, and reached the pinnacle of life.

20. When life doesn’t go your way, don’t panic. Look at your wallet and savings and just cry.