Are there any jokes about stuttering?

Jokes caused by stuttering 1

A man opened a bank account and asked a bank clerk to fill in a form for him. The clerk asked him: "What is your name?"

"Fefer Ferrero Bibi Bidlovic Papalic."

"I'm sorry, sir, do you stutter?"

"No, it's just me. My father stuttered, and the official who registered my birth just wrote it down

"Joke caused by stuttering 2

A person passed by a restaurant. , the waiter hurriedly shouted: "Hey sir, let's eat noodles. Our omelette noodles are very famous. Come and have a bowl."

Answer: "Omelette noodles, okay. "Come on." The waiter hurriedly put the noodles into the pot, and just as he threw them down, he heard, "Come and eat in the afternoon."

Joke caused by stuttering 3

A person was walking on the road and wanted to ask someone about the time. He happened to see someone standing on the roadside, so he stepped forward and asked: "Please

Excuse me, what time is it now?"

The man didn't reply and handed the watch to him.

"I, I, I, I can't see clearly, please tell me."

The man still didn't say anything, and handed the watch closer to him.

"Maomaomao, I can't see clearly, you, you, you, you."

"Tell me about the hammer, when I start talking, you, you, you, you Let me learn from you."

Jokes caused by stuttering 4

During the meal, the lady brought a bottle of wine and the gentleman asked: "How much does it cost?"

The lady said: "2w."

The gentleman said: "Open, open, open..."

The lady plopped the bottle cap open.

The gentleman suddenly said again: "What a joke."

Jokes caused by stuttering 5

The leader was going out in a car. On the way, he suddenly said to the driver: "Quick, quick, quick..."

When the driver heard this, he stepped on the accelerator, and the car immediately sped up like a horse.

The leader became even more anxious, his face turned red from suppressing it, and he said: "Quickly...turn around and go the wrong way."

Jokes caused by stuttering 6

In a certain restaurant, a customer asked the waiter to help him add some soy sauce. He said: "Pour, pour, pour..."

The waiter kept pouring...

"Pour some more Come on!"

Jokes caused by stuttering 7

A stutterer went to buy a drink and found that he only brought 15 yuan, so he asked the boss how much "Coca-Cola" cost.

Stammering: Old, old, old, old, boss, one by one, one by one, bottles of Coke...

The boss felt uncomfortable hearing it, and before he could finish speaking, I got him a bottle of Coca-Cola.

Stuttering: How much does Duoduo cost?

Boss: 18 yuan.

Stuttering: Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy...

The boss felt uncomfortable hearing it again, and opened it for him before he finished speaking.

Stuttering: I can’t afford it.