An old joke about Yamaguchi Mountain

A lady met a crestfallen QS and asked, "What's the matter, man?" ? Did you download a copy and no one allowed you to roll equipment? QS: No, yesterday, Ertianzhu agreed to cook instant-boiled mutton with me. After dinner, he will leave invisibly. I bought it! NND, look at brother, I will avenge you!

Another day SS met a dejected DZ and asked, Dude, what's the matter? Did the soldier roll your dagger? DZ: No, yesterday MS agreed to go with me to make instant-boiled mutton AA. Before she finished eating, she controlled me to pay the bill! Ss: NND, watch your brother, I will avenge you!

Another day, XD met MS who was depressed and asked, Dude, what's wrong? Did someone force you to wash the holy things? MS: No, yesterday SS agreed to go to the AA system of instant-boiled mutton with me, so that I could pick up girls and seduce me with women. I paid him to eat before leaving! Xd: NND, look at brother. I will avenge you!

Another day, LR met the dejected SS and asked, Dude, what's the matter? Did you help others to do more? SS: No, yesterday XD agreed to make instant-boiled mutton AA with me. As soon as he sat down, he became a bear. I brought a woman and a pet to others and said that I bought a big order! NND, look at brother. I will avenge you!

Another day, ZS met the crestfallen XD and asked, "Dude, what's the matter?" ? Is it too tired to get the next copy for the bear top? XD: No, yesterday LR agreed to cook instant-boiled mutton AA with me, and I became a bear as soon as I sat down. But he robbed it all by himself and didn't say anything, which scared me to run all over the store. He took advantage of the chaos to leave, and the boss took the bill I bought! Zs: NND, look at brother

I will avenge you!

SM met the dejected LR another day and asked, Dude, what's the matter? Did someone forget to save you when you died? No, ZS and I agreed to make instant-boiled mutton yesterday. After eating, he rushed out alone. I didn't keep up with the Panthers. I bought it! Sm: NND, look, brother, I will avenge you!

Another day, FS met a dejected ZS and asked: Dude, what's the matter? Was it killed in the wild? ZS: No, yesterday SM and I agreed to make instant-boiled mutton AA. After eating, I was about to leave in a hurry, but I didn't know he was putting a totem under the table. I ran away with my eyes open! FS: Look, brother, I will avenge you!

So FS called SM and went to Donglaishun together. After they had had enough to eat and drink, SM inserted a totem and prepared to escape. FS transformed SM into a sheep by transfiguration, and then shouted: Boss! I am in a hurry today, and I have no money. I'll give you a low meal fee with this sheep!

Another day QS met SM(pve & amp； YY), Q: Dude ~ What's the matter? Will you be punished if you stick a stick into the ground to sweep the floor every day? SM: No, yesterday FS and I agreed to make instant-boiled mutton AA. After eating, I was about to leave with a stick. Unexpectedly, he turned me into a sheep and let my boss catch me. I ran away with my eyes open. Unfortunately, I have no money, and my boss caught me washing dishes for a week! QS: Listen, brother, I will avenge you!

So QS called FS and went to Donglaishun together. The shopkeeper saw FS, who had been freeloading last time, and asked his younger brothers to guard the door early. After dinner, the boss brought two younger brothers to collect money. QS is an invincible stone. FS watched QS slip away and was taken to wash dishes for a week.