50 ways to seduce a man

1. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me. 2. "Do you know why mosquitoes only bite me and not you?" "Because you are sweeter than me." "Only I can taste your sweetness." 3. "You see, you are not allowed to bring combustibles on the subway." "Really? Then "I can't take you with me either." "Why? I'm not flammable." "No, then how can you ignite my heart?" 4. I'm 100% sure, all I need is a kiss from you. 5. Every time I go through the security check, I am always worried that I will not be able to pass. They say I have you in my heart. 6. There's something I'm afraid I've let slip. What is it? I love you. 7. You said it hurts if you were hit with an iron rod or a wooden stick. No, it hurts me. 8. "You know what? I don't dare to move now" "Why" "Because I'm afraid that if I move I will fall deeply in love with you" 9. "Actually, I really want to be a bad person" "Why" "Because I I just want to be nice to you.” 10. I feel like you are very strange today. I was born and lived in the south, and fell into your hands. I have finally been to a different place. 13. No matter it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is the most brilliant day. 14. When I think about having you for the rest of my life, I am full of expectations for the rest of my life. 15. My sound insulation effect is too good, otherwise you would definitely be able to hear my pounding heartbeat across three thousand trees and six hundred rivers. 16. I am a little ghost hiding in this world who secretly likes you. 17. Why do I So stupid, because I only have so much brain and I use it to think about you. 18. I don’t want to look at you anymore from now on because I’m afraid that if I look at you one more time, my heart will beat so fast that my blood will burst. 19. I found that in my heart, all living beings are equal and you are the only one who is overweight. 20. Do you smell the burning smell? My heart is burning for you. 21. Do you like drinking water? Man: Yes. Woman: Then you already like 70% of me. 22. Are you short-sighted? Male: No (yes). Woman: Then why can’t you see that I like you (no wonder you can’t see that I like you). 23. Are you blind? Man: No. Woman: Then why can’t you see that I like you. 24. Don’t let me see you. Man: What’s wrong? Woman: Otherwise, if I see you once, I will fall in love with you. 25. Do you know who you look like? Male: Who? Female: My man. 26. Can I like me? Man: No. Woman: Then I’ll think of another way. 27. Do you know what I like to eat most? Male: What? Female: I like to look at you crazily. 28. I think you are a game? Male: What game? Female: Minecraft. 29. I’m looking for a horse. Man: What kind of horse? Woman: Your WeChat number. 30. Your head is steaming. Man: Why are you so angry? Female: Handsome. 31. When I met you, I didn’t even eat candy. Why are you too sweet? 32. The mountains, rivers and vegetation in the world are all beautiful. Every time I pick up a pen, it’s all scenery. But since fate brought you here, all the scenery is just to set off you. . 33. "Are you very good at holding dolls?" "No." "Then how do you hold my heart." 34. I'm so heartbroken. Why? Because my heart is filled with you. 35. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it will be embarrassing without a bride. 36. "Do you prefer grilling seafood or grilling barbecue?" Let's grill the seafood first. "Didn't you say consider me first?" 37. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It's your shortcomings. 38. "I can't finish my meal every day. Do you know why?" Why? "Because I always want to leave a portion for you to eat." 39. "Being cute is not a long-term solution, but being cute is a long-term solution." 40 , This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby. 41. "Happy Mother's Day to you." I haven't become a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child." 42. "White wedding dress, holding flowers in hand, what is the title of this song?" Let's get married. "Okay" 43. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness." 44. The sky is blue, the sun is round, and how I wish you were mine 45. "I just watched a movie. The name of the movie is the same as the name of the person I like." "What movie?" "Your name." 46. My hand was cut. You cut it too, so we are a couple. 47. Your presence is like secretly adding a piece of sugar to the days when the water is as bland as plain water.

48. "I can't seem to find the direction." "Where are you going?" "How to go to your heart?" 49. Who are you? Tiger. No, you belong to me. 50. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in the snow, and the one I want to hold hands with for the rest of my life. 50 ways to tease a man 2 1. "I feel like a cat" "Huh?" "This way I can like you for nine lifetimes" 2. From now on, my name is Chang'an, and you are called hometown, because Chang'an is my hometown, and my hometown is Chang'an. 3. I give you my whole soul, along with its quirks, petulances, flickering, and eighteen hundred bad habits. It's so annoying and only a little good, love you. 4. I have never thought about glory and wealth. Being able to quietly walk through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter of my life with the people who love me and the people I love is my only and greatest luxury. Picture 5. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It’s your shortcomings. 6. "You must have cheated." "I cheated? Where did I cheat?" "If you don't cheat, how can you be perfect in my heart?" 7. Liking is not a long-term solution, but loving you is. 8. If you are stuck in a place with no doors or windows, don’t be afraid, because that is my strength. 9. "I've been dizzy for a whole day today" "What's wrong" "It's okay, I just missed you too much" 10. As long as I can still love you from the bottom of my heart, life will be saved. Picture 11. You look a bit like a relative of mine, like my dad’s good son-in-law. 12. I really can’t stand long-distance relationships, but I love you! 13. People will always grow old. I hope you will still be by my side. 14. I am quite shy. If you don’t believe me, just kiss me. I'm shy to show you. 15. “I no longer complain about life after meeting you” “Why?” “Because I want to hug you” 16. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you until we are too old to go anywhere. , you still regard me as a treasure in your hand. 17. In the past, I always thought about how to make you happier, so I always wronged myself. So, now I choose to leave and stop waiting for you because I am afraid that if I wait, I will never meet anyone else again. I thought you learned those love songs for me. 18. My biggest dream for the rest of my life is to turn the bitter days into sweet sugar and keep you, the person I love, by my side forever. 19. Gently, I won’t disturb your dreams; I just hope you have me in your dreams. 20. I am willing to tell you everything that is in my heart, from the small things like the universe and the stars to the big things like I love you so much. 21. There is no wine in your dimples, but I am as drunk as a dog. 22. “What kind of pet do you like to keep?” “It’s a kitten, be good.” “Then do you know what I want to keep?” “What?” “Keep you” 23. “Are you willing to take this road?” What road?" "This road is called the rest of my life." 24. "I want to trap something but I find it difficult to trap it." "A nesting doll?" "No, trapping your heart." 25. The first half of my life is Wandering, since I met you, I have been like a deer returning to the forest, like a boat landing on the shore. 26. If the whole world treats you with ill will, then I will tell you the love words from my last life. 27. Asking you "what are you doing" means that I miss you. 28. What is your blood type? Stop making trouble, you are my ideal type! 29. If you fall in love with me, then I’m sorry, I flirted with you on purpose. 30. I am thinking of you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, and every second of the minute. 31. Green plums wither and bamboo horses grow old. From now on, everyone I fall in love with will be with you. 32. I know that you will never be able to see my loneliness, because you don’t know that I am the loneliest when you are not by my side. 33. What material are the clothes you are wearing today made of? It’s the material you wear to be my boyfriend. 34. I miss you when I see you, but I miss you but can’t see you! 35. "Where are you from?" "Jiangxi people" "Aren't you my sweetheart?" 36. A promise to support each other for a lifetime, a sincere heart to stay with each other for a lifetime, a greeting to warm the day, a longing to last day by day, a I miss you and am waiting for your call back. It’s cold in winter, keep me warm! May my existence make you happier! 37. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost. 38. Loving you is a kind of happiness, missing you is a kind of joy, waiting for you is a test, missing you is a habit, loving you is a kind of cherishment, kissing you is a kind of tenderness, and looking at you is a kind of enjoyment. , hugging you is a kind of romance! 39. I just want to be your little devil. As long as you hurt me, I will immediately fall into your arms.

40. When will you lose all your pride and like me so much that you go crazy? 41. I have watched the spring breeze for ten miles, seen the summer solstice and the end of the solstice, tried the ripples of autumn light, and loved the warm sun in winter, but nothing is worth your words, I want to see you. Picture 42. I am not infatuated, but I will stay with you for the rest of my life; I am not mentally retarded, but I will love you stupidly—forever! 43. "Beef, mutton, and pork, which one do you think I like?" "Is it beef?" "I like you, my favorite." 44. Your name is very simple, but it has been deeply engraved in my heart. 45. I don’t like this world very much. I only like you and the world with you. 46. ??I will accompany you to boil the years into wine, and accompany you to boil the lonely nights into tenderness. When you are drunk, you will be drunk in my arms, and when you wake up, you will wake up on my pillow. 47. Everyone else has 207 bones, but I don’t know why I have 208 when I see you. 48. I have nothing to offer, but I can weigh eight taels for you only because I am cute. I will keep some for myself. 49. The moon and you. The sun is day, the moon is night, and you are my forever. 50. Heaven’s laws and ethics always prevail. There is nothing you want that I can’t do for you. 50 Words to Flirt with Men 3 1. Don’t be sad, the kite has the wind, the dolphin has the sea, and you still have me. 2. I think my spine is a little curved, so that the moment I first saw you, my heart leaned towards you. 3. One day, we got up together, brushed our teeth together, and left the house holding hands together. Walk the dog together, go for a walk together, and compete with each other for TV. We buy vegetables together, cook together, and roar at the vegetable market for a few cents together. I know that there will definitely be such a day. 4. You are a little cutie now, you will be a big cutie when you grow up, you will be an old cutie when you are old, and you will be cutest when you die. 5. To the world, you are one person; but to me, you are my whole world. 6. Meeting popsicles in summer, sweet potatoes in winter, barbecue meeting beer, and me meeting you are the best things in the world. 7. The encounter was like a spring breeze, and it turned out to be you. Falling in love is as long as the mountains and rivers are wide, and in the end it is you. 8. Before I met you, I always thought it was great to be single. After I met you, I pray every day that lovers will eventually get married. 9. I like you very much. Especially how special it is, how much I like it, probably higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea, shining with the same brightness as the sun and the moon, and growing at the same time as time. 10. What is inextricable is my love for you, besides the radishes in other people’s fields. 11. Three lines of love poetry, all inspiration comes from you. But I finished writing the whole poem, but I still haven't finished writing about you. 12. In my world, the sun is hot, the seasons are like songs, the breeze and you are both unique. I stand where I am, waiting for the wind and you. Write you in a book, on the wall, in a dream. 13. My mouth is sweet because my heart is sweet, and my heart is sweet because you are inside. 14. I don’t want other people’s hugs, because your heartbeat is not there. I don’t want other people’s arms, because there is no smell of you there. 15. Because I like you, the food you like to eat is very delicious, the movies you like to watch are very exciting, the music you like to listen to is very beautiful, and the opposite sex you like is very ugly. 16. I have written thousands of love words, but it is better to say that it is you for the rest of my life. 17. Missing you happens day and night. You appear in the cracks of files, on the flickering screen, and in the corner of the tea room. 18. I also want to write you a love letter, wrapped in 1970s kraft paper. There are not too many pretentious words in the words, and there is no need for parallel sentences to increase the atmosphere. It is just a simple statement of the weather and season, and then Let me tell you slowly, I really like you. 19. I hope I can be gentler, more gentle, don’t frown, don’t be full of hostility, and give you the tenderness of my life. 20. In the past, I was a normal person. After falling in love with you, I lost my heart because my whole heart was in you. 21. When you need me, I will be here; when you are in trouble, I will be by your side; when you feel lonely; when you think all people are hopeless; come to me, I will give you all the love.