Ask for funny chain brain teasers or jokes.

1. One day, a rabbit found an ant hiding behind a tree and put out one foot. The rabbit was very surprised. When asked what to do, the ant said, "Shh, keep your voice down, the elephant is coming, and watch me trip ~ ~ ~"

The next day, the rabbit saw a group of ants marching in a long line, and the rabbit fainted. "Where are you going?" One of the ants said, "Hey, don't mention it. Yesterday, a brother knocked down an elephant, and it was seriously injured ... We rushed to donate blood to the elephant ~ ~ ~

On the third day, the rabbit saw an elephant burying itself in the soil, with only one foot exposed. The rabbit asked the elephant what this hall was for ... The elephant swallowed and said, "An ant knocked down one of our brothers the day before yesterday and smashed it into a plant elephant. Today, no matter what I say, I will avenge my brother ... I have to fall on them ... at least he is schizophrenic ~ ~

On the fourth day, the rabbit saw a group of ants cutting down trees. The rabbit is confused. The ant told the rabbit, "hey ... forget it." Yesterday, a brother went out and accidentally broke an elephant's leg. We have to get some wood to make plywood for elephants ~ ~ ~

5。 The elephant limped in the hole of the ant nest, and the ant that tripped it quickly came out and said, "I'm sorry to make you like this." The elephant asked, "Is there anything to eat?" The ant smiled and said, "The food is right under your nose. You are still looking for food! " The elephant looked and said, "Where, where?" The ant smiled and said, "Ha, why can't you see the toes of such a big fly?" "

6。 The elephant, who tripped over an ant and broke his leg, came to the perpetrator ant in tears and told how his father called him incompetent and drove him out. The ant said, "What a pity!" The elephant said, "I ask you to promise me one thing." "The ant said, as long as you can do it yourself, anything will do. The elephant said, "Hold me and let me lie on your shoulder and cry again ..."

7。 The story of ants helping others was published on the front page of a newspaper. The report is as follows: yesterday, after the rain, an ant named Hercules crossed the river with a lame elephant on his back on a one-centimeter-wide river. Unexpectedly, 15 elephants that could not cross the river all rushed to this ferry and formed a brigade. Hercules had to carry these elephants to the other side one by one. Carrying so many elephants, the ant said to the reporter, "Thank you so many elephant children for giving me the opportunity to exercise. I wish them to cross the river independently in the near future."

8。 One day, the ant came to the swimming pool and said to the elephant who was swimming, "Come on up." The elephant came and the ant took a look and said, "Go down." The elephant was very unhappy and said, "What are you doing?" The ant said, "My swimming trunks are missing. See if you are wearing it? "

9。 One day, the ant lay on the elephant's ear and gently said to the elephant, honey, I'm pregnant, it's yours!

The elephant was overjoyed and said, Really? Let's do it again!

10。 Ants and elephants are watching movies in the same cinema. The elephant sits in front of the ants and keeps them out.

The ant was very angry and ran to a position in front of the elephant and sat down. Turning your head is very Japanese, which makes you also.

Taste the taste of being blocked by others

1 1。 When the elephant died, the ant was very sad and met the rabbit. The rabbit asked the ant what his plans were for the future. The ant said sadly, my life is all over, and the rest of the time should be buried as a fucking elephant!