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Some people say that Gao Qiu can't play the football described in Water Margin, but is this true?

Gao Qiu, surnamed Gao Wuming, whose life experience is unknown, was a ruined refugee in the Northern Song Dynasty. When I was very young, I was a gangster on the streets of Tokyo, stealing food, cheating and kidnapping. According to the current words, it is called doing all kinds of evil.

He is probably an orphan, because he didn't even have a name at first. He was just a kid who was playing well in everyone's mouth. Everyone liked to call him a hairball or a pinball.

Children are smart, too. They secretly learned to play and sing by eating, drinking and drinking in the teahouse. Because they often fight in the street, they learn some fists and sticks, such as sumo and magic. Of course, they are best at playing cuju.

Cuju is the originator of modern football. Although China football has become a big joke now, in early 2004, FIFA publicly admitted that the origin of modern football came from China.

This is no exaggeration. China began to develop this sport from the Warring States period. It was first used by the Qi people as a way of military training and was fully developed in the Han and Tang Dynasties. During the Northern Song Dynasty, Cuju was in full swing. Everyone loved Cuju, from royalty to common people. It was simply a national sport. Famous for this sport, the earliest and most famous star belongs to Gao Qiu in the Northern Song Dynasty.

There is no doubt that Gao Qiu became famous early. Judging from the highest achievement, he is a punk who once brought down a rich second generation. He was reported to the government by Mr. W. Because no one helped him pay bail, he got 20 boards, was deported and left the capital, so he had to go to the underworld boss "Liu Dalang" in Huaixi to be a nobody.

After three years of mixing, it happened that Zhezong granted amnesty to the whole world. Gao Qiu remembered the prosperity of Kaifeng, the capital, and wanted to go back to Tokyo. Liu Dalang also wanted to develop the sphere of influence of Beijing, and sent Gao Qiu as the director of Beijing Office, and wrote a letter of recommendation, asking him to meet Boss Dong, who runs a drugstore.

Boss Dong is not a mortal, so he was quickly sent to the bachelor's office. Gao Qiu's cleverness makes Su Shian very bookish.

From then on, Gao Qiu studied martial arts beside Su Shi, read many works of sages and wrote a good calligraphy. It was expected that Su Shi treated him well in those years, so that after the fall of Su Jia in the future, Gao Qiu was still very kind to the descendants of the benefactor, and even paid money to help him.

It's a pity that Su Shi was demoted to Beijing a few years later, but he couldn't take him away, so he gave him to Xiao Taiwei, who likes to eat, drink and be merry. This is the famous couple.

At this time, Gao Qiu's life took a turn for the better. At that time, Duan Wang, head coach of the national football team, was Wang Shen's brother-in-law. After discovering Gao Qiu's superb skills, Wang Shen gave Gao Qiu a comb he liked and sent Gao Qiu to Duan Wangfu. The national team is training, and Golf seizes the opportunity to surprise the audience with its unique kicking skills and meets the right person.

Duan Wang shouted impatiently: comb stay with people! So golf was transferred to the national team "Yun Qi Club".

Later, Wang acceded to the throne and became emperor, and Gao Qiu followed suit. He was promoted to commander in chief. In the history of world football, which star became the commander of the national central guard because of his excellent skills? Gao Qiu is alone.

Besides, if he goes to suppress Liangshan, it is also a matter of order. With the national salary, can he not contribute to the country? For the imperial court, it is also official business to suppress the "bandits" who gathered in Liangshan. In the novel Water Margin, Gao Qiu's victims, except Lin Chong and Yang Zhi, all killed Song Jiang with poisoned wine. Later, Wu Yong and Hua Rongdao committed suicide, and Li Kui jy was also poisoned by Song Jiang himself, pulling Li Kui jy to die together.