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In Liaozhai, a turtle spirit gave a man a bead on his forehead and stuck it into his wrist. From then on, he could see the treasure hidden underground, but later he didn’t know why.
Xiong Da: Damn it! It’s Bald Qiang again
Xiong Er: Xiong Da, are you lying to me again?
Bald Qiang: Stinky Bear
Boss Li: Bald Qiang! Who are you talking to?
Xiong Er: Xiong Da, Xiong Da, wait for me, wait for me?
Xiong Er: My honey, my nuts , my little butterfly~~~~~~~? (This sentence struck me as cute on the outside and tender on the inside?)
Big Bear: A bear must look like a bear?
< p>Xiong Da: Look at you, you look like a bear.Xiong Er: I am a bear. ?
Xiong Da: How dare you talk back! ?
Bald Qiang: If you mess with me, Bald Qiang, I’ll beat you up without any negotiation!?
Bald Qiang: If Brother Qiang doesn’t show off his power, you’ll think I’m a sick cat! ?
Bald Qiang: Damn stinky bear?
Bald Qiang: Stinky bear, I’m not done with you! ! ! ! ! ?
Bald Qiang: Stinky bear, give me your hat quickly! ?
Luobotou: Damn it, I have made such a big contribution and you still don’t wait for me. ?
“No, no, no, Bald Qiang is here again~”?
Bald Qiang: “Don’t run! Stop! Stinky bear!”
Xiong Er (said while running after Xiong Da): "Xiong Da, why do you think Bald Qiang always tells us to 'stop running, stop'? Let us stand there and wait for him to catch him, he thinks we are stupid!" ?
Xiong Da: I have thought of a way.
Xiong 2: My honey
Bald Qiang: Stinky bear! (or a nasty stinky bear)
Squirrel: No, I have to tell Xiong Daxiong Two of them
Carrot Head: My carrot.
Boss Li: Bald Qiang, where is the wood?
Maomao: I am the king!
Jiji: Do any of you speak to the king like this? ?
Xiong Da: It would be great if I had a shotgun like Bald Qiang’s. Aim at the honeycomb and shoot with a bang.
Bald Qiang: Smelly bear, I finally caught you.
Xiong Er: Hey, he brought us a shotgun.
Xiong Da: He is here to deliver the gun, run?
Episode 20
Xiong Er: Xiong Da! Bald Qiang is cutting down our trees again! I often count the moon on this tree!
Xiong Da: It’s about counting the stars.
Episode 23
Bald Qiang: The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky shine brightly in the Big Dipper, you roar when you see injustice on the road, you take action when it’s time to take action.... ..
Episode 34
Bald Qiang: Cut down trees and make countless money! ?
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