Humorous self-introduction sentences _ funny personal introduction short sentences

Self-introduction is the most direct means to introduce yourself to others, however, the content of self-introduction often changes with the change of occasions. How to introduce yourself humorously? The following is a humorous self-introduction sentence I compiled for you, for reference only.

Humorous self-introduction sentences 1 1. Next is the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, classicality and liveliness. Talented people are like immortals, Yushu, Feng Ling, Sai Pan 'an, and a pear flower presses Haitang people to send nicknames. Don. Bo! Tiger!

2. I look like Pan An, I am superior to Guan Yu, I outsmart Kong Ming, I know astronomy, I know geography, I can speak eloquently, I write, I know Yin and Yang, I know strange things, I know armor, I am a great hero, a great hero, a great swordsman, a great master, my name is landslides, water flowing backwards, catching ghosts in a wave, and so on. Ah ~ ~

3. Hello, everyone! Welcome to our Dalian. I am the most talented, handsome, elegant, tall and powerful tourist in Dalian. Call me a ghost, a combination of beauty and wisdom, a hero and the embodiment of chivalry. Everyone loves me and sees my car. Driver, I can do whatever I want, and so can the guests, hehe.

4. In the American financial crisis, Russians bullied Ukraine, Japanese engaged in military exercises, and China boycotted genetically modified organisms; Huang Hai Bo is involved in pornography, Guo Meimei is involved in gambling, and Fang Zuming is involved in drugs. Many friends are rats, but these have nothing to do with me. My name is XXX, and I come from the earth. I hope to be friends with you. Thank you!

My name is XXX, and I am your tour guide in Dalian. You can call me Xiao X. I'm glad to meet you in this vast sea of people. I believe this is our fate. As the saying goes, if we build a boat in a hundred years, we will build a car in a hundred years. Since everyone met me in Dalian to serve everyone, I will definitely let everyone have a good time. I hope our service can bring you the feeling that it is not difficult to stay at home for a thousand days and go out for a thousand days.

6. Mu Fei, 19 years old, male, unmarried. Born in1June, 987, the specific birth coordinates are 197. 5 degrees 36 minutes east longitude. Fifty-five degrees. Place of birth: the first thing after the hospital was born? Cry, why, because as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw two people laughing there, thinking, who have I offended and laughed at me? 1987 On the full moon in February, many people came to celebrate my birthday and gave me red envelopes. At that time, I was young, greedy for money and lustful? Red, of course. I felt dizzy when I opened it. Only 10 yuan. I am very distressed: your uncle, so little. You think I'm a three-year-old (as if I just had a full moon)!

7. Hi, what is my name? Mutton kebabs? I am a cow. What a coincidence. I have one, too? Bull temper? And introverted. I have a wide range of hobbies: reading, writing and painting, which are my strengths. I have my own blog. Nerd? It seems that I am already a well-dressed scholar. I have published nearly 30 compositions, mine? Home? Are you online? I am a member of class 405. Come to my house more often when you are free. Surprise is waiting for you!

I always thought that as long as I kept a low profile, no one would recognize me as a handsome guy, but I was wrong. A cool man like me, like fireflies in the dark and gold bars in the field, is so bright and outstanding, especially my melancholy eyes, messy hairstyle, 9.5 cigarettes in my mouth and half a pack of Wangwang ice cream in my trouser pocket.

9.？ Farewell my concubine? (Shout louder) Here is my family name. Hello, my name is Ji Hao. Gender, male, just after the year of birth. Some people say I am handsome, thank you. I used to be a great people's teacher, and at the same time, I also promise that I will be as meticulous and responsible as a people's teacher in my future work! Thank you all.

10. Hello! My name is-what's the word? Is it fate to meet? . Since we are destined to meet in class, we have met some classmates and become friends. I hope we can continue to encourage each other and grow together. We have the deepest friendship in the flower season and the rainy season, and we are very happy to be classmates with you. I hope everyone will help each other in their studies in the future.

1 1. The poor are ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand.

12. I am handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves flowers. It is called landslides, floods and ghosts. I can do my best for my friends. For women, I can do my best. Fang's teenagers are also ~! If it is a girl, it can be modified appropriately. That's how a girl in our class was introduced ~ It's really a megatron Wulin ~!

13. I hope everyone can remember my name, because I will be a good friend and will go through this wonderful time with the wind and rain. I like this class and each of you very much, because we all have the same dream! ! ! Please give me more advice!

Humorous self-introduction sentence 2 1. When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. Good man, 33 years old, literary youth, excellent performance in literacy class. In addition, he can always read and write more than 20XX typos. Now he wants to find a young woman with the same hobbies as me. It's a pleasure to have an affair together and have friends come from afar.

2. Um ... Hello, everyone ... My name is Mianuo. You can call me Xiaomi or Xiao An or Xiao Nuo. I'm glad to be here. I hope you can hold a money market if you have money, and you can borrow money from others if you have no money. As a member of the group who will live for so long, I think a warm heart is better than a stiff hand. . . . . So I hope everyone can take care of me more.

3. American financial crisis, Russian bullying Ukraine, Japanese military exercises, and China people boycotting genetic modification; Huang Hai Bo is involved in pornography, Guo Meimei is involved in gambling, and Fang Zuming is involved in drugs. Many friends are rats, but these have nothing to do with me. My name is XXX, and I come from the earth. I hope to be friends with you. Thank you!

4. "Farewell my concubine", (shouting) This is my family name. Hello, everyone. My name is Ji Hao. I am a male, just after my birth year. (These two sentences escort me) Some people say that I am handsome. Thank you. I used to be a great people's teacher. At the same time, I also promise that I will be as meticulous as a people's teacher in my future work. Thank you all.

5. Hello, everyone! My name is-,and there is a saying that "getting together is fate". Since we are destined to get together in the class, we have a certain understanding of some students and become friends. I hope we can continue to encourage each other and grow together. We have the deepest friendship in the flower season and the rainy season, and we are very happy to be classmates with you. I hope we can help each other in our future study.

6. If you are a pure girl with traditional morality and family responsibility, if you are young and beautiful, full of temperament, if you have a bachelor's degree or above, and if your savings exceed 300,000, please consider the following spouse candidates: male, 33 years old, unmarried, 63 meters tall, rural registered permanent residence, primary school education, farming at home, rich income, meat at every meal, broad-minded, honest and calm, full of love and faith.

7. Hello, I'm Lin Yuanyuan from Class Four and Seven! I have black hair from China, khaki skin from China, and a fat and strong figure. My classmates call me in class. Hercules? .

8. I help others: In the second and third grades, I didn't eat snacks, but I helped my classmates get snacks. My heart is not a taste, but it is in the hands of my classmates; ? thank you

9. I am alone! When I was a child, my mother often complained to me: you naughty boy! ? When I grow up, I often laugh at myself: I am a person, that's all. ? What is it like? Summarize in the words of classmates:? You are such a freak.

10. Male, 28 years old, 1. 73 meters, junior high school, unmarried, non-urban hukou, suona team artist, 5 tile houses, three links, monthly income above 600 yuan, passbook, not much. Looking for people under 26. 1. If a woman over 60 meters is beautiful, knows music and cares about her family, I will reply when I send the letter. If I don't come back, I will lose my musical cells.

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