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Among the top ten shocking movies of 2020, Guo Jingming was only ranked eighth. I didn’t expect Liu Xiao Ling Tong to be number one. Who else?
Last year, many well-known actors and directors began to take on unlimited film and television productions in order to survive.
These bad movies that single-handedly changed the Internet ecosystem also constitute the Chinese film ecosystem in 2020.
Standing in the year 21, Mr. Tomato will take stock of the ten most shocking bad movies in 2020.
High energy ahead, please protect your eyes.
Ten: "If the Voice Can't Remember" Douban rating: 4.0
Do you remember the amazing "Sadness Turns Against the River"? This 4.0 movie is also It was created by Guo Jingming and Luoluo.
Under the guise of depression themes, people with depression are actually being consumed.
Similar to the consumption of school violence in "Across the River", Guo Jingming and Luo Luo did not make any progress in this film.
They single-handedly changed the basic logic of Chinese genre films.
This "If the Voice Can't Remember" combines the three major film genres of love, documentary and fantasy, and mixes more than a dozen popular elements such as depression, domestic violence, orphans, car accidents, live broadcasts, amnesia... etc. I cooked up a delicious movie stew.
I don’t know if the movie sequence was borrowed from the QQ space log of a 16-year-old young girl who killed Matt, and successfully awakened the embarrassing cancer cells of all the viewers in the theater.
If I don’t remember the voice, I wish I hadn’t been here.
In the end, the grief and anger of being tortured by a bad movie finally turned into a roar from the audience walking out of the theater: Pay me the money for the ticket!
9: "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow" Douban score: 4.1
Li Hongqi completely ruined the audience popularity he accumulated with "Waiting for You at the End of Time".
"Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow" expresses an extremely distorted value system.
At the same time, he successfully endorsed the two most famous dogs in the online world-"Yan Dog and Licking Dog".
The problem of thousands of losers who cannot find a girlfriend throughout their lives is easily solved by this movie with just one word: licking.
The film also intuitively conveys the profound core of "a woman can fall in love and get married as long as she has a good-looking face."
It’s a pity that this movie is just the director’s wishful thinking. People who have this kind of value often have nothing in reality.
Eight: "Cold-Blooded Banquet" Douban score: 3.9
Another masterpiece directed by Guo Jingming will be released online on December 4.
Rather than saying this is a movie, it is better to say that it is Guo Jingming’s most persistent selling of feelings for the "Grand Trail" series.
The movements are stiff, there is no logic at all, and they start fighting at the slightest disagreement.
"Grand Trail 2" inherits Director Guo's ubiquitous masculine aesthetic and need to dress up. Even the big lion looks cute, but it looks like a retard.
This is the only time China has been able to make a movie to this extent.
In addition, when I saw the actions and face of Yi Yang Qianxi's second grade, only five words ran through my mind, and this Douyou said it accurately:
Seven : "My Girlfriend is a Robot" Douban score: 3.8
The opening score is 3.6, which is high.
Under Bao Beier's interpretation, the movie makes people feel particularly uncomfortable.
Except for the mentally retarded plot of this Korean remake, Bao Beier transformed the somewhat pure and handsome male protagonist in the original into a wretched and greasy uncle in his early 30s.
At the same time, unlike the localized adaptation of "Manslaughter", the biggest change made in this remake is to change the title of the film "My Robot Girlfriend" to "My Girlfriend is a Robot".
Everything is adopted, which makes the Chinese version of the film pale in comparison to the original version.
Many viewers' pity for Xin Zhilei and regret for Bao Beier have risen to a new level with this film.
Six: "Mechanical Painted Skin"? Douban score: 3.6
In June when there are no theatrical films, this amazing film, with the names of Guo Biting and Liu Yiwei, Harvested a wave of audiences.
But after a big wave of heat passed, only chicken feathers were left.
This is a pseudo-sci-fi modern version of "Liao Zhai", which tells the story of a robot that kills girls and then uses other people's skins to fall in love.
After all, he is a robot. With such great abilities, he just wants to fall in love.
Five: "Moon Alice" Douban score: 3.7
This kind of clever title is equivalent to putting the attribute of being a "bad movie" on its forehead .
Deng Chao lost weight like crazy when he played "Shadow", and Aamir Khan gained weight like crazy when he played "Daddy". But all Guan Xiaotong needs is a smooth and shiny rubber coat.
The attitude of the actors determines the quality of the film. In the end, "Fat Alice" can only be reduced to a joke for the obese consumer group.
What’s even more ridiculous is that the film has the nerve to mention the “laws of physics”.
On the one hand, it flaunts its refusal to judge others by their appearance, and on the other hand, it uses the plot to imply that appearance and figure can change everything. This kind of movie has a double standard.
Four: "Xibao" Douban score: 3.4
This romance film scored 3.4, with a double 0 score, and sold 110 million.
The popularity of bad movies has something to do with the audience, but what is even more hateful is the bad movies themselves.
"Xibao" tells the story of a grandfather and grandson falling in love. With the blessing of the director's filter, "Xibao" staged a modern version of the harem drama.
The rich old man, his sons and sons-in-law all fell in love with the female college student Jiang Xibao at the same time.
If you didn’t know the background, you would definitely think that such a plot would only happen in the harem of feudal emperors thousands of years ago.
Because of jealousy, the old man beat his son-in-law to death, and his son became mentally ill.
The more brilliant thing about "Xibao" is that it is far beyond the dreams of ordinary people.
Most people sleep in RMB and wake up in RMB, but Xibao is in US dollars.
It seems to be pointing at the audience’s nose and saying: Look, you ordinary people can’t even dream of it.
Three: "Ghost Blowing the Lamp: Longling Mysterious Cave" Douban score: 3.1
Everyone knew that it was taking advantage of the traffic of Pan Yueming's version, but they didn't expect it to go further.
Two parts, upper and lower, twice a month.
The male protagonist is extremely greasy.
The heroine is extremely famous.
The special effects are extremely embarrassing.
The audience was extremely disappointed.
Two: "Hammer God" Douban score: 2.7
If you ask me why there is such a movie, I can't tell you.
"Hammer God" has transcended the scope of movies and risen to another level in another dimension.
Look at these strong muscles,
this hollow, shining and invincible eyes,
this exquisite special effects and domineering atmosphere.
Saul was silent for a while, and Thunder Lord shed tears after watching it.
Moreover, it is hard to imagine that a movie with such a "high" artistic achievement can be so "glaring".
1: "My Rich Dad"? Douban score: 2.4
Teacher Six uses this movie to tell us what master-level hypocrisy is.
While angrily criticizing other Journey to the West movies for trashing Chinese art, he is also working hard to sell the feelings of Journey to the West and make bad movies to make money.
With many Internet hot words such as "Six Studies", "Tactical Backward", "Blooming Style and Sports", Teacher Liu can be said to have given full play to his double standards.
What is hateful is that Bajie, Sha Seng and Shifu are all supporting characters who only show their faces. Brother Monkey is the real star of this film.
Teacher Six, are you really acting in your true colors?
Fortunately, considering the number of films throughout the year, such low-scoring bad films are naturally not many. Today, most moviegoers have the most basic ability to identify bad movies, which also makes many money-making movies avoid them.
You know, the general direction of Chinese movies is good, and we have seen many high-quality works.
I hope that in 2021, Chinese movies will bring us more surprises.
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