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Help the teacher write love letters and keep interesting diaries.
It started at noon a year ago.
That day, Peng Yu and I "conveniently" went downstairs. When passing by the teacher's office, I saw the teacher's boyfriend Hui coming out of the teacher's office with a disappointed face. Peng Yu whispered to me, "It seems that the teacher turned down his invitation again."
"Yes, I think this is not a twice. At this rate, they will break up sooner or later. " I can't help expressing my concern.
"But the teacher is really too busy. In order not to go back to rest at noon, how can you not take such an important thing as your boyfriend to heart? " Peng Yu said with an exaggerated frown, "I have been to the teacher's house, and the teacher's room is covered with photos of her boyfriend. If we break up, the teacher will be very sad. "
"Alas," I also shook my head helplessly.
After school in the afternoon, Peng Yu suddenly found me. He said, "let's help the teacher write a love letter!" " I was shocked: "What?"
"Don't be surprised!" Peng Yu reached out and stabbed me.
I am still hesitating: "Can you do it? We are both novices, and it is more difficult to write a love letter than to ascend to heaven. In addition, if the teacher knew, it wouldn't be "I put my hand on my neck and let out a' click' sound in my mouth."
"I have to! What are you nervous about? Maybe the teacher will thank us if he knows! " Peng Yu took out a love letter from his schoolbag and dragged me into the pavilion on campus. ...
After two days of patchwork, we're done. A love letter was born: "Hui, please forgive me, I really don't have more time to spend with you. Recently, I have to attend an open class again, and some courseware makes me dizzy ... Love is like a river, shallow and flowing, deep and silent. Don't you understand my heart? ..... "It's disgusting. The next day, Peng Yu stole her boyfriend's address while the teacher was out of the office and mailed the letter.
A few days later at noon, Peng Yu and I were invited into the office by the teacher in fear and trembling. The teacher's boyfriend was there, too, just staring at us. Fortunately, the teacher didn't stop us, but also gave us a good lesson, saying that she didn't know our little words yet and her mind was not on her study. How can she manage the affairs of adults? At an early age, how could she not write such beautiful and fluent words? The frank conversation made our little boy blush. But I can hear that there seems to be some sweet feeling in the teacher's reproach. When we came out of the office, the teacher's boyfriend touched our little ears and said, "The National People's Congress is over, let you two take care of it!" " "But that vision clearly tells us that we are thanking us and praising us.
Needless to say, you can get it later. But please don't tell anyone about it. Peng Yu also said, although there is credit, for the sake of the teacher, don't make public. Besides, primary school students writing love letters, alas, will make others laugh at us. Please.
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