Super hilarious, absolute jokes, a set of jokes from laughing to spraying.

1. One day, the grandfather of a large family in Pan Shi passed away, and the children invited an old man to preside over their grandfather's life story, but the old man was very old and inarticulate, and it was even more ambiguous to read about family members. The original text is like this, "dutiful son, Pangenke; Filial piety, pond persimmon; Filial piety granddaughter, Pan Liangci; Filial piety to grandchildren, grotto Tao Pan. " But the old man doesn't have many words, so he reads pictophonetic words, "dutiful son, somersault!" " "The dutiful son didn't understand what was going on, so he turned over one." Filial piety, too! "Filial piety daughter-in-law also don't understand, so also turned over. My filial granddaughter thought, "My parents have turned over. How much should I turn? " The old man said again, "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice! " !" The filial granddaughter obediently turned over two. The filial grandson also thought, "My parents turned over and my sister turned over two, so how many should I turn over?" So, the old man said, "Be filial to your grandson and die! ! ! "

2. The history teacher talks about Eight-Nation Alliance in class. Xiao Ming thought it was something that sounded mighty, so he said, "I brought Eight-Nation Alliance! ! "The teacher scolded him:" Bastard! ! Go out and stand! " Xiao Ming told his father about it when he got home. His father was very angry. "How is that possible! ! ! I called the teacher! ! "Xiao Ming's father called the teacher. As soon as the phone rang, his father couldn't help it. "Teacher, I admit that Xiao Ming doesn't study well and has a bad brain, but Eight-Nation Alliance is by no means brought by him! ! ! "teacher," "

3. There is a man who travels all the year round, but often thinks of his daughter and wife. One day, the man called home and his daughter answered the phone. The man asked, "Baby, are you at home?" The daughter replied, "Very good father." The man asked again, "Is there anyone at home?" The daughter obediently replied, "Yes. Uncle Chen. " The man was angry and said, "When did he come? The daughter replied: "Dad, he comes over every time you are on a business trip, and now he is in the bedroom bed with his mother. The man held back his anger and said, "You tell Uncle Chen and Mom that I'm coming." "After a while, my daughter answered the phone and said," Dad, Uncle Chen jumped downstairs and fell into our swimming pool. "The man froze." When will there be a swimming pool in our home? "The daughter said," it's in Jian 'an Street. The man understood and quickly said, "I'm sorry, I dialed the wrong number." "