His girlfriend was dancing in the ballroom, and a man invited him to dance with him. His girlfriend's reaction made people laugh and cry, self-mutilation!

Funny joke: One night, when a young woman passed a mental hospital, there was a sudden "wow" behind her. The woman turned her head and saw a naked man chasing her. The woman began to run in fear, and the man behind her followed. No, there's a dead end ahead. Desperate, the woman knelt on the ground and cried and begged, "Whatever, just don't kill me." The man smiled cunningly and said, "Really? Then you start chasing me now. "

Funny joke: A young artist picked up the magic lamp, and the lamp god asked, "What do you want? I can give it to you. " The young man said shyly, "I am in a deserted home and don't have a soul mate." Every day, she looks forward to my return. Without words, she opened her arms to me. " The genie said, "As you wish!" The young man sobbed, "Is this automatic induction door?"

Funny joke: A beautiful woman goes to the vegetable market to buy pork. The boss said that the pig's leg was not enough, so she cut a piece of meat from the pig's face to make it up. The beauty stamped her foot and said, I am shameless, I am shameless.

Haha, is this a wedding photo taken on a rainy day?

Funny joke: My wife is pregnant. She has been burping since dinner last night. I wanted to scare her to cure hiccups, so I asked her slowly with a straight face: Whose child is it? My wife looked at me and asked me what I meant. I said, don't hide it. I know everything. I saw your wechat. Who is that man? After a while, my wife cried and confessed to me! As a result, the child is really not mine!

Funny joke: My boyfriend accompanied me to buy clothes. He has been waiting for me outside while trying on clothes. After trying a set for a long time, I came out and asked him: Is it good? He said, it is not as good as the one you just tried! Pa, patted his forehead, I said angrily, this is the first suit. I haven't been to the fitting room just now. Who are you looking at?

Funny joke: I am chatting with my colleagues in the office. I asked a female colleague, "Why don't you take a driver's license?" She said confidently, "Don't you know that all beautiful women are sitting in the co-pilot?" Another colleague: "You look like this. If I drive, I'll throw you in the trunk. "

Funny joke: Looking at the person who has been waiting for me in front of me, I inadvertently fell into deep meditation. I don't want to be so depressed anymore. I don't want to be a walking corpse. I shouted in my heart, "This is not the life I want!" " Suddenly a voice brought me back to reality: "Young man, rub your back!" " "

Funny joke: A novice goes to collect usury. He took out the IOU and smiled and said, "It's written clearly in black and white. You owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? " People really don't have that much money, and he threatened: "Hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't afford it tomorrow, your house will be just like it. " He took out his lighter and burned the iou. ...

Funny joke: freshman military training, there is a lovely girl in the class with a chubby baby. My foot was bitten by mosquitoes at night, so my whole foot was swollen. I had to take off my shoes and sit on the side during military training. The head teacher came to visit when he heard the news, and asked in surprise, how did this foot swell like this? The girl moved weakly to another one: teacher, this is it!

Funny joke: The bride and groom are college classmates. They have been together for four years, and finally they will enter the marriage hall on this day. Early this morning, the groom came to pick up the bride with his groomsmen, broke through the "7749" barrier and gave countless red envelopes, and finally met the long-awaited bride.

Funny joke: Brother-in-law was drunk last night, and my sister tried to ask him: How many women have you slept with? My brother-in-law deliberately teased my sister and said, you wait, I'll count, I'll count ... then I turned my head and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, my brother-in-law was awakened by my sister's slap: I counted midnight. Have you finished counting?

Funny joke: I heard several aunts talking about having a second child on the bus. An aunt said, "You must have a second child. Look at Dalang. If there is no Song Wu, who will avenge him! " Or menstruation's foresight? ...

Funny joke: Warm reminder-during holidays, cases are high. Therefore, everyone must pay attention to the lid when withdrawing money at ATM, and don't be seen by strangers. Otherwise, people will laugh at you ... poverty is definitely a profound secret.

Funny joke: Agua broke up with his girlfriend. Agua asked his girlfriend, "Do you think our relationship can be saved?" The girlfriend replied, "It's just a key on the phone!" Agua: "Is it redial?" Girlfriend: "No, it's hands-free."

Funny joke: When eating, my mother said, "Look at Sister Chen next door. The daughter talked about an object, either she didn't like the man's bad job or she felt that she was not good-looking. So much for her to find a son-in-law! " Dad replied without looking up, "I'm covered in hair and call others goblins!" " "Seeing my mother's sharp eyes, I silently walked away with my mobile phone. ...

Funny joke: Two cows are eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" " The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless. "