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What do you think are the most famous "divine reply" in world history?

What happened in history is sometimes unexpected. For example, when something happens suddenly on some occasions, the parties react quickly and quickly. At this time, there will be some god replies, even more than the special jokes. The responses of these gods are all over the world history, and with them, people's feelings about history are more vivid and interesting.

During the Warring States Period in ancient China, there was a big country named Chu in the south. This country is very autocratic, because Zhou refused to recognize his position and simply stood on his own feet as king. It annexed small neighboring countries by force and soon established a vast territory. Once he invaded a small country, and that small country sent a special envoy to say that he was innocent. Chu's answer is that I am a barbarian. This is a counterattack against those who despise Chu. Since you look down on me, I am being unreasonable.

In 1960s, Indonesian President Su Jianuo visited the Soviet Union. At that time, the Soviet KGB sent a famous female agent to seduce him. Do these female agents have specific code names? Swallow it. Romantic Su Jianuo, of course, comes to everyone. Him and these? When the swallows were fooling around, the KGB took the opportunity to take videos and photos.

Later, the KGB took the opportunity to show Su Jianuo a showdown and let him see these videos and photos. The KGB's original intention was to blackmail Su Jianuo. But Su Jianuo read the letter and replied to the KGB? I hope I can copy a video and take these photos back. I want to show it all over the country. My people will be happy to see their president doing so well in bed. ?

Su Jianuo's godlike answer left the KGB speechless. The temptation of this failure is one of the few failures of the KGB.

In World War II, an American army was surrounded by Germans in Bastoni. The Germans demanded that American troops surrender. The us military only answered one word, translation? Bah? Or? Psycho? . This short reply is also called the shortest reply in World War II.

Coincidentally, in the Battle of Waterloo, the convoy that formed a phalanx to escort Napoleon out of the battlefield was also persuaded by the enemy. The commander of the guards also hit back at the enemy in one sentence, which later spread all over France.

The intellectuals in the newspaper said this politely. The guards will never surrender. ? And the vulgar people in the street say this sentence is? Kiss my ass? .