Give me smoke but not fire, just teasing me

1. It’s not your fault that you’re ugly, it’s that you shouldn’t have come out to scare people.

2. You drew a circle and cursed me. I will dig a hole and bury you

3. I like to hold a camera and direct and act myself.

4. The most hypocritical time for me is when I say that I am not handsome.

6. I like girls with short hair, but I don’t know how many people have long hair!

7. I want to fall in love with someone, his name is weekend, and I want to live in his days every day.

8. It takes courage to get up in the morning in winter

9. What women can’t forget is old love, but what men can’t resist is new love

10. I found It became more difficult to cut my nails and pick out my earwax.

11. I realized that this song really can’t hurt until I accidentally heard Can’t Hurt

12. Who said change is less powerful? You know, just one dollar is enough. Prevent the smooth birth of a new life

13. Don’t insult my wisdom with your IQ

14. Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I dodged all the non-mainstream avatars

15. A man who can cheat will definitely look good in ballet.

16. The only thing I can pick up now but can’t put down is chopsticks! The only thing I'm stuck in and can't extricate myself from is the quilt! ! !

17. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall!

18. Everyone will be tired. No one can bear all the sorrow for you. There will always be a period of time when people have to learn to grow up on their own.

19. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs to drive the road in front, and I will ride a bicycle to work in the back.

20. I heard the song "Can't Afford to Hurt" accidentally, and then I realized that this song really can't hurt.

21. Don't think that you are pure without makeup.

22. I am laughing at my feelings for you.

23. It’s not that I have high vision, it’s that my vision is higher than others.

24. Giving me smoke but not fire is just teasing me

25. Women wear a lot of makeup, but what they are afraid of is that their hearts are also fake

26 , Every time I hear the cafeteria cook ask me if I want to eat tofu, although I am reluctant, I always say yes

27. My prince may have been stuck in traffic on the way to come to me

28. Let’s go buy duck necks and duck paws. You take one bite and I take one bite.

29. People used to eat vermicelli. Fans are eating people now

30. It’s cold, my family is still poor, and there is no heating. When I have a fever, my family gathers around me to keep warm. Love is purely natural and does not require thinking.

1. Don’t sleep in. If you don’t get up with the sun, you will miss that day.

2. Love is purely natural and requires no thinking. You cannot love for the sake of love. On the contrary, one day you may suddenly find that your heart has already fallen.

3. If you have something to say, don’t wait for the other person to understand it, because the other person is not you and doesn’t know what you want. In the end, you can only be sad and disappointed, especially in relationships.

4. In fact, friends may be like this: they may not last forever, and they may not always meet and keep in touch. At some times, it is enough to warm each other, comfort each other, and encourage each other.

5. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt something you previously believed in.

6. Have you ever met such a person? As long as you are together, there is no concept of time.

7. A person with a rich heart is neither afraid of being alone nor afraid of crowds, because they can open up the world in their hearts when they are alone, and they can also maintain a sense of tranquility and tranquility in the crowd.

8. There are only two kinds of feelings in the world that can be called romantic: one is to help each other, and the other is to forget each other in the world. We must strive to be with the person we love the most and forget about the person we love the next. Maybe it’s not that I haven’t been tempted or that it’s impossible, it’s just that I have no destiny. When you can hold hands, please don't be side by side; when you can hug, please don't hold hands; when you can love each other, please don't talk about separation; when you have love, please don't be ambiguous.

9. Most of the happiness in life comes from pain. If you completely reject pain, you will completely avoid happiness.

10. Dreams will never run away, but you will always be the one who will run away.

11. Many people cannot distinguish between ideals and desires. An ideal means that when you think about it, you are happy; desire means that when you think about it, you are in pain!

12. In this world, some roads must be faced and trudged alone. No matter how long or far the road is, no matter how dark the night is, you have to walk alone and silently. Go down.

13. No matter how beautiful or bad, happy or frustrated, after this moment, it will become a thing of the past. Who cares more but yourself? What you can't overcome is not a hurdle, but the obsession in your heart. Let them all go.

14. Sometimes, just to prove your importance.

15. If you are sad, just try to look up at the sky. It is so big and can certainly accommodate all your grievances.

16. Forgiveness is easy. Trusting again is not that easy.

17. Noisy love, affectionate resentment! Everything out of nothing! Heavy frivolity, serious arrogance, orderly chaos, leaden feathers, bright smoke, cold fire, haggard health, ever-awakening sleep, negated existence! The love I feel is just such a thing.

18. Setbacks will come and pass, tears will be shed and put away. Nothing can make me discouraged, because I have a long life, and you, you will definitely come .

19. If your heart is willing, there are thousands of roads. If you don't want to, there are thousands of reasons.

20. To live, what matters is attitude. I'm not afraid of losing, I'm just afraid that you won't even give me a chance to lose.

1. The more familiar someone is with you, the more they know where to poke you and it will hurt. The sentence "Let nature take its course" contains a lot of despair and unwillingness.

2. I like the dark night, at least at that time I can be my truest self and cry whenever I want without fear of being seen by others. In this world, there will always be more people who laugh at you than who care about you.

3. Perhaps, we will have one day after all: holding someone else’s hand and forgetting who they were. I tried my best to love someone at this age, but in the end I found that I didn’t even have the courage to forget.

4. What you think is meticulous may be a ghost in his eyes. My heart is so tired that I no longer have the energy to be angry or care about anything.

5. People who fall in love with words will not be happy, and there is a kind of desolation in their bones. Don't wait until I cry before you tell me how much you love me. Don't wait until I'm gone before you tell me how much you love me.

6. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Many times, we accidentally know something afterwards. Pretending to be indifferent on the surface, he smiled till his branches were trembling. In fact, my heart hurts more than anything else.

7. When I poured you a glass of water, it was hot at first, but you were thinking about other drinks. When you look back, you find that the glass of water is cold.

8. Half of the people in the world don’t understand what you say, and the remaining half don’t want to hear it at all. In fact, I never say oh. When I say oh, it is always intentional. I just want to express that I am very unhappy.

9. In fact, you have changed a long time ago, but I still hold on to the memories tightly. Please don't think of me as a fool. It's not that I don't know some things, it's just that I see them and bury them in my heart.

10. Some people and some things are destined to end from the beginning. Is there such a person that makes you feel uncomfortable when you think of him or her? Is there such a person that makes my heart choke when I think of him?

11. I am not afraid of losing, I am just afraid that I will not even have a chance to lose. A farce that makes others laugh and hurts myself. When tears are about to flow out, don't blink. You will see clearly the whole process of the world changing from clear to blurry.

12. You have changed from the person I am closest to to the person I least want to mention. No matter how beautiful the memories are, they will eventually be in the past; no matter how good the feelings are, they will eventually fade away.

13. There is always one person whose leaving makes you instantly feel like you have nothing. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them come from overestimating yourself.

14. It turns out that some people you think are important, if you don’t contact them, they will never contact you.

15. You are always soft-hearted and always afraid of hurting someone, but in the end it is you who gets hurt. How strong do I have to become to be able to withstand the harshness of this world.

16. The left eye has never seen the right eye. I don’t know how to comfort it, I only know how to shed tears with it. Life is like peeling an onion, there is always one piece that will make you cry. I only have this kind of heart, please take your time to have fun and take your time to get hurt.

17. We are all the same, online 24 hours a day. We are all the same, online 24 hours a day, but never bother each other. The difference between us is that I don't bother you because I don't want to trouble you; but you do it because you have forgotten me.

18. Now think about it, those childhood playmates, those friends who once laughed together, cried together, went crazy together and grew up together, have become so strange, and time and distance have taken them away. After losing the initial beauty, some of the names left on the classmate list are still in the memories. Everything fades away with childhood.

19. I don’t like talking but I talk the most every day. I don’t like laughing but I always laugh. Everyone around me says my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. hapiness. But why do I suddenly become silent in a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? When I see the trees losing their leaves crazily in autumn, I forget to speak. When I see the warm yellow lights on the road as the sky gets late, I feel sad. Forgot one's original direction.

20. When you are online, I don’t know what to say to you. When you are offline, I regret not saying anything to you. I opened the door and turned on the ignition and ran away

Xiao Ming and Lao Wang went to a restaurant to eat, but they didn't know how to eat braised pork and they felt it didn't taste right, so they called the boss, "Boss, your braised pork is made from pigs." "Really?" At this time, a 200-pound chef walked out with a spoon and looked at the two angrily, "If you dare, say it again."

The second uncle forgot his keys in the house. The locksmith asked for one hundred. The second uncle couldn’t bear it, so he asked me to borrow a chair and two stools. He stacked them up to get in through the window and asked me to help him. I don’t know who missed me, I sneezed three times in a row, the stool was not stable, and the second uncle fell down and hit me. The 120 came and took both of us in one car. I paid for it. . .

I was driving with a second-rate friend and parked illegally on the side of the road. After walking around, I happened to meet a traffic policeman who was about to issue a ticket when I walked to the car. That idiot rushed up and hugged the traffic policeman, yelling at me to drive away. I turned on the car door and ran away. Even the traffic policeman himself couldn't help laughing.

When I was a child, I saw something in a pink package and said to my dad: "I want this." Daddy said: "I can't have this!" I sat on the ground and cried loudly, as if you wouldn't buy it for me. I can't afford it. I really had no choice but to buy the daddy for me, and then I took the bus home with a big bag of auntie towels and the daddy.

When he was in school, he chased me, but I refused because of his poor grades. After graduation, he pursued me, but his family had no money and I refused. After we got married, he pursued me, but he didn’t agree even though we already had a family.

Last night he was sick and came to the hospital for treatment. I gave him an injection, and my intestines turned green...

A group of people jumped off the building and were taken to the hospital, but they were rescued with great difficulty. Family members gathered around the bed and asked him what he wanted. He answered weakly: I just... want... the Shanghai stock market... to rise. "It's already like this, do you still have such thoughts?" the head nurse standing nearby scolded with a red face.

A monk visits someone else’s house. When the master saw that he was a monk, he asked: "Master, do you drink?" The monk smiled and said: "I can drink a little wine, but I am never a vegetarian."

Interviewer: "On your resume It says you are very fast in mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, what is 13 times 19?" I blurted out: "45!" Interviewer: "That's too far off." Me: "Just say fast. "Hurry up!"

My brother told me yesterday that when he was having sex with his wife, she drew a line between Chu and Han. If she went over, she would be beaten, but if she didn't go over, he would die. He resolutely chose to be beaten. Me: Can’t we just bring my sister-in-law over? My brother: Damn it. . . My beating was in vain.

Yesterday I took my wife to the mall. I saw a large number of products and said to Xiaomi next to me: "Go, honey, take whatever you want!" I waved my hand and said to my wife: "Go ahead. , Baby, take whatever you want! . . . Be careful not to get caught!”

I got off the bus one stop early and found something wrong. I got on the bus through the front door again, but the conductor asked me: "What have you been doing?" I said: "I'm tired of sitting, let's go for a walk."