Looking for simple English jokes

When a foreign program interviewed the little Hobbit in The Lord of the Rings, it told a cold joke:

A deer with no eyes. What's its name? Deer have no eyes. What should it be called? )

I don't know. What is it? I don't know. What should I call it? )

Q: Deer without eyes ... (I don't know) (Deer without eyes ... I don't know (oral English homophonic))

A deer has no eyes and no legs. What's its name? So, what is the name of a deer without eyes and legs? )

I don't know. What is that? I still don't know. What should I call it? )

Q: I still don't know ... "(Still a deer without eyes (homonym))