No funny jokes?

1. The principal and English teacher visited a middle school in France. The principal spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Dear teachers and classmates!"

English teacher: "ladies and gentlemen!"

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!" ! ”

English teacher-_-! After thinking for a moment, he said: "Good morning!"

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher:... ==" Khan

2. Say There was a polar bear who had to wear sunglasses to see because the snow was too harsh. But he couldn't find the sunglasses, so he closed his eyes and crawled around on the ground to look for it. He crawled and crawled until his hands and feet were dirty. I was so embarrassed that I found my sunglasses. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror, and then I realized: Oh, it turns out I am a panda

3. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze, which was really boring. He started to pull out his own hair, one, two, three, and finally there was no hair left, and then he died of cold.

4. Once upon a time, there was a bird that he would pass by every day. There was a corn field, but unfortunately, there was a fire in that corn field one day, and all the corn turned into popcorn!!! After the bird flew over...it thought it was snowing, and it died of cold.

5. Xiao Ming got a new haircut. When he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hair style and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran to the school. Crying outside, he flew up.

6. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. The spider asked: Why? The butterfly said: My mother said.

7. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly felt very hot. He said, "It's so hot." , I wanted to take off my clothes, but he peeled off the skin. Then the banana with the clothes off turned into a dried banana~

8. , three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". Legend has it that as long as you stand on the edge of the valley and shout what you want, and then jump into the valley, you will get what you want in a pit full of valleys. So the three of them decided to give it a try

The first one was a pervert, so he yelled "Woman!" woman! "If he jumped down, there would be a lot of beauties waiting for him.

The second one was a nerd and shouted "Books, books, books, books!" "Then, I jumped into the valley and got a lot of books.

The third one is an indecisive person. He can't decide his favorite after thinking about it. After an hour, he Finally he made up his mind and felt that banknotes were the most useful, so he walked towards the edge of the valley. When he accidentally kicked a stone, he cursed "shit!" "Unexpectedly, the center of gravity was unstable and fell down the valley.

9. As for Xiao Ming, he has to take the exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night

Xiao Ming's mother asked worriedly: Shudu Have you finished reading? There is a test tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied readily: Mom, I have finished reading.

Xiao Ming’s mother happily praised Xiao Ming: “Good boy, you will take the test tomorrow.” It's going very well

Xiao Ming cried and said, "Mom, I see, it's over."

10. The panda loves the deer deeply and expresses his love. But he was rejected. Panda yelled~Why? Why is all this happening? Xiaolu said timidly: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are bad boys.

11. On the way! My feet suddenly felt sore while walking! Why is this happening? Because Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon!

12. Which Chinese character is the coolest?

Jin" said to "Coin": My son. When you put on your doctorate hat, your worth will be a hundred times greater.

"Chi" said to "Jin": Sister, the results are out. You are pregnant with twins.

"Chen" said to "Ju": The area is the same as yours. I have three bedrooms and two living rooms.

13. One day, a university teacher asked a student, there are ten birds in the tree, if one is shot and killed, how many are left?

The student asked: Is it a silent pistol? Wasn't the gunshot loud? 80-100 decibels. Is it illegal to hunt birds in this city? Don't commit. Are you sure that bird was really killed? Sure. At this time, the teacher was already impatient: "Just tell me how many birds are left, okay? Are there any deaf birds in the tree? No. Are there any that are locked in a cage and hung on the tree? No." Are there other trees nearby? Are there any other birds in the trees? If a bird is pregnant, does it count as a baby in the belly? Are there any flowers in the bird's eyes? Ten. The teacher was already sweating, and the bell rang, but the student continued to ask: Are there any birds that are so stupid that they are afraid of death? Can the student be confident? Say: If your answer is not deceptive, "If the bird that was killed hangs on the tree and does not fall off, then there is only one bird left; if it falls off, there is no bird left." The teacher immediately foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground!

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