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Composition on vacation

Asking for leave is a document that requires leaders or teachers or others to ask for leave not to participate in a certain job, study, activity, etc. The following is my collection of vacation essays, welcome to check!

According to my father, when I was a child, a classmate made a joke because he didn't study hard. This is a true story. Let me tell you something.

One day, my father's classmate's mother was ill, and the classmate wanted to take time off to take care of her sick mother at home, so he wrote a leave note to the teacher, which read:

Dear Li Laoshuai (Miss Li):

My mother was sick, lying in the pit (on the kang) and taking a big (one-day) holiday without eating (rice).

When the teacher got this leave note and read it to the class, the students laughed their heads off. In addition to joking, the teacher also told the students a truth: when students are studying at school, they should study every new word carefully, and don't make such jokes just like this classmate because of typos.

Recently, our math teacher asked for leave. It turns out that we don't like him very much, because he is so fierce that no one can tell what he will do next minute.

Our math teacher surnamed Zhang is a strict teacher. He's a little fierce. When he is angry, his face will turn as red as a tomato. Because he is scary when he is angry, we are all afraid of him. He is older than other teachers. He can find a lot of white hair in his black hair and wears a pair of glasses, but don't think that he can't see our thoughts clearly. In fact, he knows exactly what we think!

He took a week off. This week, there are substitute teachers and new teachers every day. During his leave, we compared him with the substitute teacher and found that we needed him so much.

The first substitute teacher spoke very gently, which made me a little uncomfortable. You know, Mr. Zhang is very careful in class. The substitute teacher is a little too gentle, which makes me feel like listening to a lullaby. Soon, everything in front of me was deformed, and my mind was at a loss-I was going to sleep. But I keep telling myself: "I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I'm in class now!" " "I finally got rid of sleepiness. At this moment, a classmate yawned from behind me, and I yawned involuntarily. Oh, no wonder the book says yawning is contagious. My deskmate Liu Xiang yawned, so I apologized. Soon, I couldn't stop yawning around. Yawning is so contagious, how can I not join the ranks of yawning? Of course, this is involuntary. According to incomplete statistics, 1 1 yawns in a 40-minute class, and one yawns in less than 5 minutes, which is unprecedented! On the whole, I was surprised myself.

The second substitute teacher is so fierce that I dare not yawn. "Open the book to see the third question! Who will say! " At that moment, I even suspected that he would eat us After class, he asked, "Who likes my class? Raise your hand! " His tone was so fierce that I trembled like an electric shock. We all raised our hands. Look at him so fierce, who dares not raise his hand! "I especially like to raise my hand in class!" We raised our hands again, but we were still afraid. After a class, we broke out in a cold sweat.

I won't mention the third and fourth ... it makes me a little unaccustomed.

Come to think of it carefully, Mr. Zhang is actually very kind, but we didn't find it carefully. It turns out that many things only know how to cherish when they are lost. Fortunately, I know how to cherish it in a short loss. Teacher Zhang, we all look forward to your early return!