Funny rhyming and derogatory sentences, must read

1. You are just a J, no matter how hard you try, you will never become a phoenix!

2. I can’t even eat whatever I want, it’s so disgusting!

3. As long as you don’t live as well as me and die earlier than me, you can’t do anything and all the bad luck surrounds you; as long as you don’t live as well as me and die earlier than me, Nothing is difficult to defeat, until old age.

4. Why are you covering your face with your butt? Funny Quotes

5. You look like a moldy sweet potato. Pick it up, throw it on the ground, step on it a few times, and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds on it.

6. The world is as big as the one you lack.

7. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone brag in such a fresh and refined manner.

8. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this?

9. Keep your voice down, you have lowered the IQ of the whole street!

10. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

11. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences with humor

12. Wearing low-cut clothes and covering them with your hands is too unethical.

13. Your appearance makes men’s balls hurt and women feel lactic acid.

14. You are quite normal, if you don’t consider your IQ!

15. You are really lacking in all five elements! Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

16. Colleague: Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer, go ahead. Me: Hey, where did you resign?

17. I advise you not to have plastic surgery. It is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible!

18. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the army, wearing a pot lid on your head, a sack on your body, a plastic bag tied around your waist, holding the pot lid in your hand, and stepping on two cabbages... shouting One voice: Take it! break! rotten! ! !

19. When our love rival fell into the water, we could only pee.

20. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?

21. Let’s buy you a pencil case~~! Go ahead and pretend to be a beggar~~

22. You have joined the Beggar Clan, so you dress very well.

23. In the southeast, northwest, straw is used to build the house. When the knife is pulled out, it is this corner again.

24. If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world could be shut down;

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25. Your urine test is ugly Sexual, right? Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

26. Brother, are you wearing your head to look taller?

27. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

28. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

29. When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw away the placenta and raise it?

30. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

31. You have so many acnes on your face that the tractor will overturn when you drive on it!

32. Don’t you think you are quite proud of saving fabric for the country despite your small breasts?

33. Brother Chun and Brother Zeng are both more feminine than you!

34. The slit between your eyes is about the same width as the card slot of an ATM bank.

35. If you don’t fart, it will hurt your heart: if you don’t fart, squeeze hard and exercise; everyone, please pay attention, XX must fart; when the fart sounds, everyone applauds

36. and The cockroach is a living superorganism, a semi-plant with decayed vitality.

37. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

38. If I can’t kick you out, you will be clean.

39. Are you trying to seduce my man? I just treat you like an old bitch.

40. If it weren’t for you, I would never understand the true meaning of bragging in this life.

41. These are not tiger teeth, they are just dog teeth!

42. With your understanding, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

43. The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks.

44. Yo...have you just been fooled, or are you preparing to fool others?

45. You are very kind, especially when you feel sorry for others.

46. Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit in the sun!

47. Purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven! Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

48. The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the bird says, Oops, Oops, why are you carrying a pack of explosives~

49. Go If you are in a war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you, and even grenades will explode when they see you;

Funny and hurtful sentences

50. Brother, are you nicknamed Qiugao? I'm totally pissed off at you.

51. After being soaked in the men's restroom for three days and three nights and then put into a pickle vat for three days and three nights, it is as alienating as being close to someone. When something happens, you should first look for the reason within yourself. Don’t blame the earth for being unattractive when you can’t poop.

52. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

53. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

54. If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

55. Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

56. You look good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

57. My eyes still hurt after I glanced at you yesterday.

58. A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs. The veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, then plucked up the courage and said, "Okay, okay, I'm just afraid it will bite me."

59. You stinking garbage person, you spurn the source of nouns.

60. Your new love is still someone else’s broken shoe.

61. The small river is flowing~ The children sleep like frogs, Gui'er Gua Gui'er Gua Gui Guagua Let's see who sleeps like a frog!

62. You are smelling of low-quality perfume all day long, and you are always close to men. Who is paying you a second glance?

63. People don’t like it when B describes you!

64. As far as the eye can see, there is a plain. I'm talking about your big face.

65. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

66. Learn from Li Xiangyang and never surrender. If the enemy comes to capture me, I will jump off a cliff. If the cliff doesn’t work, I will drill into a hole in the ground. There will be explosives in the hole to blow up the little Japanese~

67. If you are too lazy to pay attention to him, then you just keep silent. When he asks you why you are silent, you say that if a dog bites me, there is no way I can bite a dog.

68. You have the temperament of most people’s first-generation ID cards.

69. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacks a bell ringer. You can go and answer. Why, you resigned from there.

70. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. You will be the same as you are.

71. You are an old washing machine dropped by God, a brainless creature that can think;

72. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. .

73. You, a primitive species that has been deposited for thousands of years, are a primitive species that even scientists dare not study;

74. You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, and you waste RMB at home.

75. Before you spray shit, think about what you have done yourself and whether you are qualified to criticize others. I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. How about you.

76. Please don’t spit when you talk to me. I didn’t get any money and can’t afford wet wipes.

77. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

78. You dress very dangerously, but you look very safe.

79. In fact, you are nothing, you are just a barking dog.

80. I heard that making a wish is especially effective when there are meteors passing through the sky. That day I made a wish on a shooting star, hoping that you would become smarter. Holy shit! Guess what? The meteor actually flew back along the same path!

81. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.

82. If someone bullies you, tell your eldest sister that I will beat his limbs into movable ones, his seven orifices into connected ones, his face into a color screen, his nose into a straight one, and his head into a vibrating one. Yes, the front teeth are made into flaps. . .

83. When someone scolds you, you call him a beast. If he speaks, you say, Oh, you called me a beast. A complete collection of Nan Huaijin's quotations_very classic, a must-see

Nan Huaijin was born in 1918 in Dituan Yeli, Dituan Township, Liushi District, Yueqing, Zhejiang (today's Qiaotou Village, Dituan Community, Wengyang Street). He inherited the training from the court when he was young, and studied hundreds of schools of thought at a young age. One of the contemporary Chinese masters of Chinese studies.

1 People often ask me why I have such good knowledge. I tell them honestly that this is the result of memorizing these ancient books before I was thirteen years old.

2 When everyone develops an independent personality and stands out, that is true freedom. No language can express people's true thoughts and emotions. If there was a way, there would be no misunderstanding between people.

3 We all often hear about getting carried away, but according to my personal life experience of several decades, I also need to add another sentence: getting carried away. Some people are good at first. When they are rich and proud, they handle everything properly and are polite to everyone. But once they are frustrated, they don't even want to see people. They have a disgusting look, a sense of inferiority, and all kinds of things. All the troubles have come, and the person has completely changed.

4 Ignorance of giving and the consequences of giving. Living beings in this world do not know what real giving is, nor do they know what the consequences of giving are. They think that giving money will bring merit, and that they should be rewarded for helping others. , it is said that only by giving up can you gain something. This kind of mentality is not giving, it is doing business!

5 It is very problematic to follow everyone without a view of life. There is no great ambition in asking for the heaven and earth, but it is a genius to lift the heaven and uncover the earth. This is the goal of life.

6 People cannot be without learning or knowledge. What is the use of digging into the dead end just for the sake of knowledge? We do not agree with such knowledge.

7 Five conditions for being a general: as strong as an ox; as mean as a dog; as cunning as a fox; as shrewd as a monkey; and as charming as the devil.

8 The big goal of world politics can be described in twelve words: good weather, peace and prosperity for the country and the people, and living and working in peace and contentment. But if you want to ask, when will the world achieve peace and harmony? I say, humanity may never achieve that. If humans really have such a society, the universe will be destroyed. Society is very weird, it has to be chaotic, with pros and cons, to have flavor. Peace is good, but peace is not fun!

9 The autumn wind leaves fallen leaves in a mess, and they are swept away thousands of times. After laughing, sit down and let him fall to the ground and turn into ashes.

Nan Huaijin_Very classic, must read

10 The founder of Zen Buddhism said: "The Buddha is an ordinary person who has done nothing.

” Therefore, when studying Buddhism, one must abide by the Sutra of Sutras of Sutra. You should also not be attached to all the words in the Buddhist scriptures. Once you are attached, sorry, although it is not a wrong view, it has become a side view, that is, a religious prejudice. Religion is the most prejudiced and the most exclusive. But I think every religion is the same, because they basically teach people to be good, so there’s nothing wrong with that! There is no need to say that you are that religion, I am this religion. You take a nap and I take a nap. There are differences at the highest level of religion, but you should not look at others from the highest level, but look at them from the line of equality.

11 An ordinary person is a Buddha. Most people become crazy when they study Buddhism and refuse to be ordinary. After the Buddha attained enlightenment, he lamented, "All sentient beings possess the wisdom and virtue of the Tathagata." Everyone is a Buddha. Everyone has all the wisdom and virtues of the Buddha. Why can't they attain enlightenment? "You cannot achieve it just because of delusion and persistence." Then as long as you don't have delusions and attachments, it'll be fine. Isn't it very simple? You said, yes, so I am getting rid of my delusions every day. Alas, isn’t your idea of ??getting rid of your delusions just another delusion and attachment? So you can't even finish a tank of water, let alone a river.

12 According to my research, no matter ancient or modern times, China or abroad, the foundation of every person’s knowledge and career is built on this period of youth. From this period of youth, we can see from the personality of the youth. Results in middle-aged and older adults. A person's life is just a combination of the ideals of his youth and the cultivation of knowledge. In middle age, his career is the expression of his youthful ideals. In his later years, he will recall the achievements of his youth.

13 The highest state of life is to have Buddha as your heart, Tao as your bones, Confucianism as your appearance, and look at the world with magnanimity. Skills are in hand, energy is in body, thoughts are in brain, and life can be lived calmly.

14. What is the difference between outsiders and insiders? How do you call it a heretic? Seeking the Dharma outside the heart is heresy. Most religions use the term heretic casually. For example, if I believe in Buddhism and you don’t believe in Buddhism, you are a heretic; if I believe in Catholicism and you don’t believe in my Catholicism, you are a heretic; if I believe in a certain way but you don’t, you are a heretic. , these are all nonsense. This heretic is the same as the worldly dharma. It all arises from the view of self. Those who do not agree with me are outsiders. This kind of view belongs to the view of view, which is one of the following five views: body view, side view, wrong view, view of view, and view of abstinence. Views are concepts. Ordinary people are bound by these concepts and cannot be liberated or achieve Bodhi.

15 The reason why every Buddha can become a Buddha and achieve enlightenment is because he has his great wish and original wish in order to succeed. Notice! This is what Huantou says. When we learn Buddhism, we only want to do well for ourselves. My good wishes are not a great wish, but selfish motives. Because every Buddha has made his own special vows, he has achieved his special merits. Just like business people in the world, some people like to open department stores, some people like to open rice stores... and so on. They can continue to work hard to develop and achieve success in what they are good at. The laws of the world are like this, and it is even more so when seeking Buddhahood after leaving this world. You must first have your original wish.

16 According to my research, no matter in ancient or modern times, at home and abroad, the foundation of every person’s knowledge and career is built on this period of youth. From this period of youth, we can see from the personality of the youth. Results in middle-aged and older adults. A person's life is just a combination of the ideals of his youth and the cultivation of knowledge. In middle age, his career is the expression of his youthful ideals. In his later years, he will recall the achievements of his youth.

17 A good doctor will never save a person who is not sick; a teacher will not show the way. Delicious food and delicious meals are not enough to persuade people to eat; exotic treasures and treasures may not move the thoughts of honest people. Today's world is dominated by science and technology, and without the development of personality, it is chaotic and useless. Education is just selling knowledge. This is the fundamental source of chaos and the source of distress. Only when science, technology, philosophy, religion, literature and art, and personality development education return to one body, return to their roots, and develop in a balanced manner can there be hope.

18. To learn, you must not be afraid of loneliness and desolation. Only with this spirit and attitude can we talk about learning.

19 Where does knowledge come from? Knowledge is not words or knowledge. Knowledge is gained through life experience and experience as a person and by doing things. This cultivation is not just about studying in books. Our books and our education are all in our lives anytime and anywhere.

20 In Chinese culture, teachers and students are like father and son. In the past, if you were a teacher for one day, you would be like a father for the rest of your life. Teachers also have a lifelong responsibility for their students. We have seen with our own eyes that a few decades ago, this trend was still preserved. Even if a student won the top prize, his official achievements were very great. When I return to my hometown, I see my teacher, but the teacher has neither fame nor status. The students have to kneel down to him just like they did when they were teachers. Students are like this to their teachers, and teachers have a lifelong responsibility to their students.

21 A few years ago, on Teacher's Day, the child came home and asked for a teacher-respecting gift. If he was told to give him fifty yuan, the child would definitely say no. It was a one-hundred-yuan tribute to the teacher. This kind of thing fades away in middle school; in high school and above, this concept no longer exists; in college, students see teachers as irrelevant strangers. In contrast, teachers treat students the same way. They come up with a leather bag and explain it with a book, and they are paid an hourly fee. Both of them are business activities. After teaching, it is your business to understand or not. You can leave with a leather bag. . When students and teachers meet on the street and nod their heads, I think it is already very unusual. Generally, they don't know each other, so they just pass each other head-on and act grandly. The more knowledgeable they are, the less they have the spirit of respecting their teachers. This is a great irony in Chinese culture today.

22 When a country's politics and finance develop, if the cultural foundation cannot keep up and culture does not develop at the same pace as finance, the country and society will be in great danger. If there is only culture and no financial and economic development, the people's lives will not be good either.

23 Today’s respect for teachers is just a slogan. The people who really respect teachers are primary school students. I think everyone has this experience. If our children study in primary school, they will talk to the teacher when they come back. What did you say? What did the teacher say?

24 To truly learn Buddhism, in addition to making vows, you must also have a correct view. It is very difficult to have the right view. Only with the right view can we talk about practice, and only with the right view can we talk about the right behavior. If the view is not true, then all the practices will go on the wrong path. The view is also the origin of the motivation mentioned in the Surangama Sutra, which is not true and results in distorted intentions. Therefore, to learn Buddhism, you must first have the right view before you can start the right practice.

25 Fear is respect. It is really dangerous to live without fear.

26 Today’s world is dominated by science and technology, and without the development of personality, it is chaotic and useless. Education is just selling knowledge, which is the fundamental source of chaos and the source of distress. Only when science, technology, philosophy, religion, literature and art, and personality development education return to one body, return to their roots, and develop in a balanced manner can there be hope.

27 Confucianism and Mencius thought were originally not separated from Taoism. This separation happened after the Qin and Han Dynasties. By the Tang Dynasty, when talking about Chinese culture, it was no longer Confucianism, Mohism, and Taoism, but There are three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. Now the only way to study true Buddhism is to come to China. What the Europeans and even the Japanese say is incorrect.

28 Tao is justice for all people in the world. The meaning of life is not in the physical body, the self-nature is bright, don’t be led by the four elements, and don’t play with the four elements.

29 Respect is closer to etiquette than shame. Be respectful while being polite. The so-called respect means being solemn and serious about things in your heart. It does not mean you are respectful when you see someone saluting. Even if you don't salute, when your friends are in trouble, you will know the infinite concern without saying it. Therefore, whether a person is respectful or not, although the superficial attitude is important, what is more important is the inner matter. Therefore, respect is etiquette. Why should people be respectful to each other? Stay away from shame, so as not to incur unnecessary shame.

30 There is nothing to say about the true Dharma. It is already redundant for us to talk about the Medicine Master Sutra here today. Without teaching the Medicine Master Sutra, we have achieved great enlightenment long ago. This is the Dharma. All of the eighty-four thousand Dharma schools are heretics, and all of them are righteous ways. Therefore, there was a correct reason for what the Sixth Patriarch of Zen taught his disciples at that time. The Sixth Patriarch said: A righteous person uses evil methods, and evil methods are also righteous; evil people use righteous methods, and righteous methods are also evil. So, where is the Dharma? Right Dharma lies in right knowledge and right view.

But strictly speaking, is the true right view correct? If it's still not enough, you still have to have no Dharma to obtain. If it's true, there is no righteousness or evil, no good or evil, no right or wrong, not even nothing, then you have almost entered the Dharma. Otherwise, all people's teachings are not the Dharma. For example, I am taking a class now, and the statement I am making now can be said to be slandering the Fa, because there is nothing to say about the Fa.

31 In the past, the bigger the official's position, the bigger the study room. After get off work, he would go to the study room first. You will know from watching Peking Opera. When a high-ranking official comes home, his wife is at the door. The master invites the lady, and then she sends her to the study. What now? Some civil servants have two meals a day to socialize, and only eating takes away five or six hours. How can they have time to work? After I come back, I try karaoke again and it’s completely karaoke! The problem is serious and cannot be fully discussed.

32 It is not enough to read positive history, you must also read novels. In the so-called history, the names of people, places, and times are often real, but the content is unreliable; in fiction, the names of people, places, and times are all false, but the story is often true.

33 This is an era that seems to emphasize democracy, equality and freedom. In fact, the emperors all over the world are named Qian. There is no truly independent and outstanding personality and cultural accomplishment, but only a mess of so-called personality flaunting and money-oriented. Even scientific research, education, and academia are all under the command of money. They have no spiritual support. Once they lose their jobs, it will be like the sky is falling.

34 Buddha is the heart, Tao is the bones, Confucianism is the appearance, look at the world magnanimously; skills are in hand, energy is in the body, thoughts are in the brain, and life can be lived calmly.

35 The soul and spirit of a country is culture.

36 When I read the Four Books and Five Classics, I had to memorize them all. The children were about to get out of school. They were very happy and sang while you pushed me and I pushed you. If you read like this, you will remember it in your heart and never forget it in your life. When I thought about it, I thought about it silently in my mind and thought about the truth again.

37 If you want consumption to stimulate production, it is best to fight every day. So you see, the United States is instigating wars everywhere. This is the biggest consumption stimulus to production. Now, the United States is advocating the so-called neoliberal economic thought. You go and study this neoliberalism, which completely stands on the standpoint of your own country, uses economic weapons to rule the world, uses money to control people all over the world, and becomes an inter-economic economic warlord. What kind of culture is this? We need to think deeply

38 The warning for youth lies in sex, the warning against fighting in the prime of life, and the warning against gaining in old age.

39. If you want to lose your temper, turn your temper into compassion, and turn your annoyance into happiness. This is called practicing step by step and correcting your behavior. If you want to see the facts clearly, you have to experience some pain

1. There is no need to rush, what should come will always come, at the right time, with the right person, and for the right reason.

2. The two most difficult things to forget in the world are meeting and forgetting.

3. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself.

4. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don’t understand yourself.

5. You have to understand that what you love is not that time, the person you never forget, or that experience. What you love is just the fledgling but still unrepentant self.

6. When you face setbacks or dissatisfaction, you should have a calm mind. Only when you understand calmness can you understand life.

7. Not everything is destined to succeed, but everything is worth a try.

8. Time tells me that after the age of being unreasonable has passed, it’s time to be sensible.

9. When people are alive, they think that there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is just subtraction.

10. Some things in life have to be done. Doing it reluctantly when you have to do it is destruction; doing it well when you have to do it is bravery.

11. If you want to define a good life, it is comfort.

If you want to give a definition of comfort, it would be having close friends, talking and laughing.

12. It’s not just about looking for a perfect person; it’s about appreciating an imperfect person with a perfect eye.

13. If I know more truth than others, it is because I make more mistakes than others.

14. One day, you will meet that person who will watch every sunrise with you until the end of your life.

15. If you want to see the facts clearly, you must experience some pain. Positive inspirational sayings: If you want to see the facts clearly, you have to experience some pain

1. When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can deceive you.

2. You can’t know the quality of a person or a watermelon without knocking it a few times.

3. There is no right or wrong in life, only persistence after choice, no regrets, just keep going, it is right. As we walked, the flowers bloomed.

4. When everyone becomes truly strong, they have to go through a period of time when no one helps or supports them. I do everything by myself, and only I know all my emotions. But as long as you grit your teeth and push through, everything will be different.

5. Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don’t sigh for yesterday, just make today better!

6. Integrity will always bring you success Come to success, but may be the next stop.

7. Life will not promise you anything, especially not success. It will only give you struggle, pain and suffering. So give yourself a dream and then move in that direction. Without dreams, life is meaningless.

8. Every successful person must go through the unknown darkness. The strong do not have no tears, but they can run forward with tears in their eyes.

9. If you want to see the facts clearly, you must experience some pain.

10. In this chaotic world, we need to have a strong heart.

11. The source of strength is not victory. Only struggle can enhance strength. When you go through hardships without getting discouraged, that is strength.

12. The chemical composition of tears and sweat is similar, but the former can only buy you sympathy, but the latter can win you success.

13. Life is not about surpassing others, but about surpassing yourself.

14. No matter what the world treats you, please continue to work hard, be brave, and be full of hope.

15. Victory belongs to those who persist until the end.