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Which article reflects the irony of improper manners in Morning Flowers and Evening Picks?
I always have to go up and down to find the blackest, blackest and blackest mantra, and curse all those who oppose vernacular Chinese first.
Vernacular speaker. Even if a person really has a soul after death, because of this worst heart, he should go to hell, he will never repent, and always come first.
Curse all those who oppose and hinder the vernacular.
Since the so-called "literary revolution" [2], children's books have been compared with those in Europe, the United States and Japan, although
It's sad, but finally there is a picture to talk about. As long as you can read on, you can understand them. But a group of people with ulterior motives
Try to stop it, so that there is no fun in children's world. Beijing now often uses the word "carelessness" to express fear.
Scare children. In other words, as recorded in Shuo Wen Jie Zi [3], it was Ma Shumou who spoke for Yang Di and steamed his children to death.
; If it's written correctly, it must be "hemp beard" Therefore, this Ma Shumou is a conference semifinal [4]. But whoever he is,
His food for children is still limited, but he has used it all his life. However, the pernicious influence of those who hinder the vernacular is not only a scourge, but also very extensive.
It's big and long, and it can turn all China into a hemp beard, and all the children die in his belly.
Anyone who tries to kill the vernacular should perish!
Gentlemen should naturally cover their ears with these words, because as the saying goes, "jump up, swear and be torn to pieces."
-still refused to give up. "[5] and the teachers of the law must also scold, thinking that this is contrary to" Govin ",that is, this is a great loss for" people ".
Grid ". Isn't it the voice of the speaker [6]? "Wen" and "people" are of course related, although there are thousands of people in Qian Qian.
Strangely, some professors "don't respect" the author's personality and can't "say his novels are good" [7]
. But I don't care about this, because fortunately I haven't climbed the "ivory tower" [8], so I don't need to be careful. if
I accidentally hit it and fell off immediately. However, in the middle of autumn, before reaching the ground, we have to say one.
Time:
Anyone who tries to kill the vernacular should perish!
Every time I see a primary school student watching a clumsy "children's world" [9], I think of children in other countries.
The ingenious use of books naturally makes us feel sorry for the children in China. But when I recall my childhood with my classmates and friends, I can't help but
For his happiness, give us a sad condolence for eternal glory. What did we have to see at that time, as long as we had some pictures?
Notebooks will be banned, reprimanded and even slapped by the then "predecessor of guiding young people" teacher. My little
Students died because they were bored reading "Life begins well" [10], so they had to secretly open the first page.
With the words "the satellite is shining high in the sky", the devil-like figure of Kuixing [1 1] satisfies his naive nature of loving beauty. yesterday
Look at this, and look at this today, but their eyes are still shining with awakening and joy.
Outside the book mat, the ban can be relatively wide, but this is your own business, and everyone is probably different. I can do it in public.
What I saw before was "Illustration of Wen Chang Dijun Yin Wen" [12] and "Biography of Jade Calendar Banknotes" [13], both of which were.
Painted with the story of punishing evil and promoting good, Lei Gong Dian Mu stood in the clouds, and his head was covered with horses, which not only "jumped to half the sky".
"It is against dogma, even if half a language, a careless thought, also have to suffer considerable retribution. This newspaper is not a "yazi"
"[14] hatred, because that place is where ghosts and gods are king, and" justice "has been slaughtered. Please kneel down and use wine. It's all in vain. It's nothing.
Fake can think. Between heaven and earth in China, it is difficult not only to be a man, but also to be a ghost.
However, there is a better place than the dead: no "gentlemen" and no "gossip".
Gangdom, if you want to be safe, you can't be praised. Especially those who are often good at pen and ink, in today's China, dealing with rumors.
, and talk about "match words with deeds" (15). We can learn from previous experience. I heard that Al-Zhi's postscript, Suifu [16], once answered a question.
A girl asked, "Only those who find happiness in life can live."
If nothing can be seen there, they might as well die. "So there was a man named Mi Halloff who sent a letter.
Scold him, "... so I sincerely advise you to commit suicide to protect your life, because this is logic first.
The second is that your words and deeds will not run counter to each other. "
In fact, this legal theory is murder, so he found pleasure in life. Arriba Sui Fucai made a fortune.
Complaining is not suicide. Later, Mr. Mi Halloff didn't know what happened. This one was lost again, but it was found again.
"what". It is true that "these times, courage is stability; Heat is not dangerous. "
However, for the underworld, I have finally praised it and can't change it; Although it is suspected that "words and deeds do not match", it is not.
If you have received a half-essay allowance from Yan or imp, you can solve it yourself. To sum up, or write down:
All the pictures of the underworld I have seen are my old books, not my own. The first picture book I received.
Zi is a gift from the elders: twenty-four filial piety [17]. Although this is only a thin book, in the picture below,
It is unique to me to say that there are fewer people and more ghosts, which makes me very happy. Everyone seems to know the story there; convenience
People who can't read, such as Chang, know the story at a glance. However, I am in high school.
After the excitement, it was a disappointment, because I asked someone to tell 24 stories before I realized that "filial piety" was so difficult.
I completely despaired of my previous wishful thinking and plans to be a dutiful son.
At the beginning of life, human nature is good? This is not the problem to be studied now. But I still vaguely remember that when I was young, I was real.
I have never been disobedient on purpose, but I am willing to be filial to my parents. But I am young and ignorant, and I only use my personal point of view to explain "filial piety"
I think it is nothing more than "obedient" and "obedient", and I will cook good food for my elderly parents when I grow up.
Since I had this textbook for dutiful sons, I know it's not, it's more difficult. Among them, nature also
Others can be imitated, such as "Luzi negative rice" [18] and "Huangxiang fan pillow" [19]. Lu Ji Huai Drama
[20] It's not difficult, as long as the rich invite me to dinner. "Mr. Lu Xun is a guest and pregnant with oranges?" I knelt down and answered the cloud, "?
My maternal love wants to go back to my mother. "Rich people admire him, so the dutiful son is steady and accommodating.
"Crying bamboo shoots" [2 1] is suspicious, fearing that my heart may not touch the world in this way. But I can't cry, I still.
It was just a slap in the face. When it comes to "lying on the ice for carp" [22], it will be life-threatening. The weather in my hometown is mild and cold.
In winter, there is only a thin layer of ice on the water. Even if the child is lying down, the ice will crash into the water.
Carp is not as good as swimming. Naturally, you must disregard your life. This is filial piety, and there will be unexpected miracles, but
At that time, I was still young, and I really didn't understand this.
Among them, what puzzles me most, even makes me disgusted, are "Lao Lai entertaining relatives" [23] and "Guo Ju burying children" [24].
] Two things.
I still remember how an old man lying in front of his parents and a child in his mother's hand let him.
I have different feelings. They all hold "shake" in one hand. This thing is really cute. Beijing is called a small drum.
Gai is also a scorpion, and Zhu [25] said, "Scorpion, a small drum, has ears on both sides; Grab its handle and shake it, and then the ear will beat itself, "Goo. "
It sounds like a bang. However, this thing should not be held by Lao Laizi. He should have a cane. As it is now,
This is just pretending and insulting children. I didn't watch it twice. As soon as I arrived at this leaf, I quickly turned it over.
At that time, the "Twenty-four Filial Pieties" had already disappeared, and now there is only a Japanese Ode to the Sea [26].
The painted book tells the story of Lao Laizi, "70 years old, not old, and often wears colorful clothes for the baby to play with."
. He often brought water to court, cheated and fell to the ground, and made a baby cry to entertain his relatives. "About old books, I am disgusted.
It is "cheating". No matter how rebellious and filial, children don't want to "cheat" and don't like rumors when listening to stories.
Anyone who pays a little attention to children's psychology knows.
However, the check in an older book is not so hypocritical. Teacher Jue granted [27] "Biography of the dutiful son" cloud, "Lao Lai.
My son ... often wears colorful clothes and drinks for his relatives. He fell down in class for fear of hurting his parents' hearts, and the blunt servant cried for children. "("Taiping Yu Lan ")
Browsing "[28] 4 13 quotes) seems to be closer to human feelings than today. Anyway, the last gentleman must be changed.
Only when he "cheats" will he feel comfortable. Deng Bodao abandoned his son to save his nephew [29]. It is puzzling to think that he is just a "abandoned son".
Besides, he tied his son to a tree so that he wouldn't stop until he couldn't catch up. Just like "disgusting as fun", to
Unkindness to ethics [30] slanders the ancients and teaches bad people. Lao Laizi is an example. Mr. Daoism [3 1] thinks that
When he was perfect, he was dead in the child's heart.
As for Guo Ju's son, he is playing "Shake Plump", and he really deserves sympathy. He was held high by his mother.
Laughing happily; His father is digging a hole to bury him. Shi Yun, "South Korea's family is poor, and his son is three years old.
Mom eats as little as possible. The giant refers to the wife, saying that poverty cannot feed the mother, and the son is the denominator. Bury this child? "But Liu Xiang [32]
The story of the dutiful son is somewhat different: the giant family has money, and he gave it to two younger brothers; The child is just born, not yet three years old.
Years old. It's over, and it's almost the same again. "Dig two feet, you can get a bucket of gold. It is said that Guo Ju is a godsend, and officials can't take it, and the people can't take it. "
Hold on! "
I was really worried about my children at first, and I didn't feel relaxed until I dug up a bucket of gold. However, I have not only since then.
I don't dare to be a dutiful son anymore. I'm afraid my father will be a dutiful son. The family scene is getting worse and worse, and I often hear my parents worry about firewood; Grandma (paternal)
I am old again. If my father should learn from Guo Ju, then I should be buried. If you don't go out of shape at all, you will also dig out one.
It is natural to be blessed, but at that time, although I was young, I seemed to understand that there might not be such a coincidence in the world.
Things.
Now that I think about it, I really feel stupid. This is because now that we know these old things, no one will realize them.
. It is common to sort out Lungi's telegrams, but it is rare for a gentleman to lie naked on the ice and a general to jump off the bus and go to the negative meter. what
Now that I have grown up, I have read some old books and bought some new books, such as "Magnolia in Peace" and "Biography of the Ancient Filial Son" [3
3) Well, the population problem, birth control and the twentieth century are a world of children who can resist being buried.
There are many reasons. However, at that time, at that time, I was really a little scared: I dug a deep pit, didn't see any gold, and didn't even shake.
What can we do if we bury it together, cover it with soil and step on it? I think, although things may not come true.
But since then, I have always been afraid to hear that my parents are poor and to see my white-haired grandmother. I always feel that she at least disagrees with me.
And I am also a person who has some obstacles to my life. Later, this impression faded, but there was always something left over until her.
Death-this is probably unexpected for Confucian scholars who gave Twenty-four Filial Pieties.
May tenth.
Answer
[1] This article was first published in1May 25, 926, the tenth issue of the first volume of Mangyuan.
(2) The movement against old literature and advocating new literature during the "Literary Revolution" and the "May 4th" period. Literary Revolution
19 17 years, the discussion was first initiated in New Youth magazine. After the May 4th Movement broke out, it became a new cultural revolution.
Under the leadership of proletarian ideology, some of them fought fiercely against the old literature and classical Chinese maintained by feudal forces.
[3] The legendary novel "Talking in Talk" was written by people in the Song Dynasty. Remember the story of Emperor Yang Di ordering Ma Shumou to dig a side canal, in which
There is a legend that Ma Shumou steamed children.
[4] See the first paragraph in the postscript of this book.
[5] The words "Jump to Half the Sky" were published by Chen Xiying in the Morning Post Supplement on 1926 1 30th.
Mo Zhi attacked Lu Xun: "He often calls names for no reason, … but if someone infringes on him."
He will jump into the air and scold you to pieces-and he won't stop. "
[6] "The speaker speaks from the heart" comes from Yang Xiong's Fa Yan Wen God in the Han Dynasty: "So the speaker speaks from the heart." mean
Speech, language and articles are all expressions of human thoughts.
[7] Can't "not say that his novels are good" Chen Xiying in "Modern Review" Volume III No.71period (192
April, 2006 17) said in Gossip: "Just because I don't respect Mr. Lu Xun's personality, I can't say that he is insignificant.
Say yes, I can't praise the rest of his articles just because I admire his novels. "
[8] The "ivory tower" was originally a French literary critic Saint Beouf. Fu Bao e Chu? ┢ Telegram Fu Bao Ding Chu? Beth? Hey? Song? Is it grain? Zheng Rui? Guarantee punishment?
, Ding Chang,, Zheng? What's wrong with breaking your teeth and glaring? What's the matter with you?
[9] Children's World is a weekly magazine for children of high and low levels (later changed to bimonthly). The content is divided into poems
Fairy tales, stories, riddles, jokes and children's creations. , published by Shanghai Commercial Press, was founded in 1922 1 month.
It closed in August 1937.
[10] The first two sentences of "Nature is good at the beginning of life" by Saint Amethyst are common primary school reading materials in old schools.
[1 1] kuixing is shown on page 154 of this volume [5]. The image of Kuixing is slightly like the word "Kui", written by hand.
Holding Mo Dou in one hand, leaning forward with one foot tilted, as if using a pen to decide who will take the imperial examination. old school
The title page of primary school books often has the image of Kuixing.
[12] According to legend, Zhang Yazi, a Sichuanese in the Jin Dynasty, took power after his death.
The shinto with both fame and fortune in the world is called Emperor Wenchang. The book "Illustrated Stories of the Dead" is said to have been written by Zhang Yazi, and it is a propaganda cause and effect.
Karma, a collection of paintings that spread feudal superstitions. Yin Zhi, also known as Yin De.
[13] Biography of Jade Calendar Notes, the full name of which is Biography of Jade Calendar Notes, is a book promoting superstition, and its title is Song Dynasty.
Ignorant Taoist priests have taught in their dreams. Disciples should not be fascinated by Taoist notes and records. The preface says that it is "the king of the earth, the ten halls of Yan Jun, and pity the hell."
Sadly, please play the role of the Emperor of Heaven and preach the "Jade Calendar" to warn the world. * * * Eight chapters, the second chapter "Jade Elephant Calendar", the so-called Ten Temples Yan.
The reincarnation of the king of hell or something.
[14] For the sentence about "resentment", see Biography of Historical Records Fan Ju: "The virtue of a meal, the revenge of a meal.
"vengeful hatred means a little hatred. Chen Xiying in Modern Review, Volume III, No.70 (1April 926 10
Japanese) published the article "Ms. Yang Dequn's Incident", responding to letters from five female normal university students, including Lei Yu, defending Yang Dequn, including
It implies that Mr. Lu Xun said: "Because of the sentence' Ms. Yang doesn't want to go', many articles have said that my crime is worse than mine.
The government guard is still big! Worse than a warlord! ..... Yes, I once exposed some people when I was angry.
Eye, but, can the reason of 40 or 50 dead people not be snowed, and the vengeful will be reported but not reported? "The axiom mentioned later.
For the massacre, please kneel down and drink ",which is also a mockery of Chen Xiying and Yang Yinyu's collusion in persecuting progressive students.
[15] talk about "match words with deeds" Chen Xiying's Modern Review, Volume III, No.59 (1926
1 23) gossip once said: "it is not uncommon to treat words and deeds differently. There are many such people in the world.
It is bureaucrats who talk about revolution, and newspapers who talk about freedom of speech. "The" official "here refers to leaving the gang? Kevoie?” "Burning the Newspapers" means that 19251kloc-0/29/month, people in Beijing burned the morning paper during the protest against Duan (anti-).
Newspaper events in the Department of Political Group Studies.
[16] Arzhbasuyev (M.I.QRSTUVJL, 1878- 1927) is a Russian novelist. ? Hey? What's the matter with you? Hey, oil? Hey? Branding? Field v? Harmony? ∷ Crossing the lining? ⒅ Trouble? Don't worry.
Back to the garden?
[17] Twenty-four Filial Pieties The Twenty-four Filial Pieties, edited by Guo in Yuan Dynasty, is a collection of twenty stories handed down from ancient times.
The story of four dutiful sons. Later printed books were all accompanied by pictures, commonly known as "Twenty-four filial piety pictures", which was an old way to promote feudal filial piety.
Popular books.
[18] "Luz Minmi" Luz, a native of Lu Guobian (now Sishui, Shandong Province) in the Spring and Autumn Period, was surnamed Zhong.
Student Luz said in The Thoughts of Confucius' Family that "when you are the second parent, you often eat Chenopodium in reality, which is a hundred miles away for your parents. "
"。
[19] Huang Xiang Fan Pillow Huang Xiang was born in Anlu (now Hubei) in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Nine-year-old bereavement of his mother "Dong Guan Han Ji"
It is said that he "supports his father wholeheartedly" ... in summer, he fans the pillow, and in winter, he warms the mat.
[20] "Lu Ji Huai Ju" Lu Ji was a scientist in Huating (now Songjiang, Shanghai), Wu State and Wu County during the Three Kingdoms period.
The reflection of Wu Shu and Lu Ji Biography said that he met Yuan Shu in Jiujiang at the age of six. There will be three pieces when making oranges. Go say goodbye.
On the ground, he said,' Lu Lang is a guest, and he is pregnant with oranges?' Ji knelt down and replied, "I want to leave my mother." Art is amazing. "
[2 1] The story of Meng Zong in the Three Kingdoms. Bai Juyi's Dialogue Theory in Tang Dynasty
: "Meng Zong's stepmother is good at bamboo shoots and makes Winter Moon beg for it. She lived in the bamboo forest and cried, and the bamboo shoots came out. "
[22] The story of Wang Xiang in Jin Dynasty. The Biography of Wang Jinxiang said that his stepmother "often wants raw fish.
When it is freezing, Xiang Jieyu will cut ice and beg for a child. The ice will suddenly solve itself, and the double carp will jump out and come back. "
[23] "Lao Lai Entertains Relatives" Lao Lai is said to be a Chu person in the Spring and Autumn Period. "Literary gathering [24]" Guo Ju
Buried "Guo Ju, a native of Longxi (now Linxian County, Henan Province) in the Jin Dynasty." "Taiping Yu Lan" Volume 4 1 1 cited Liu Xiang's "Filial Piety Map" and said:
"Guo Ju, ... very rich. When my father didn't, I divided my wealth into two parts, shared it with my two younger brothers and took my mother to support me. ..... wife gave birth to a man, think about it.
Support is an obstacle, but for the wife, holding the child wants to dig and bury. A pot of gold was found in the soil with an iron coupon cloud on it: "To Guo Ju, the dutiful son."
..... so I had a son. "
[25] Zhu (1130-1200), a native of Wuyuan, Huizhou (now Jiangxi), was once represented by Song.
Scientist. This passage was originally Zheng Xuan's comment on Xiao's family in Han Dynasty, and was later used by Zhu.
Notes on the sentence "Broadcasting Wu into the Han Dynasty" in Annotations to the Analects of Confucius.
[26] Takashi Oda (1785— 1862) was a literati painter at the end of the edo shogunate in Japan.
His Twenty-four Filial Pieties is the work of 1844 (the 14th year of Tianbao in Japan, that is, the 24th year of Qing Daoguang).
It was once included in Dianshizhai Conghua published by Dianshizhai Bookstore in Shanghai.
[27] Shi Jue was named Nieyang (now Pingnan Town, Henan Province) in the Southern Song Dynasty. His eight volumes "Biography of the dutiful son" have been lost.
Hey; There is a series of Qing Dynasty Yellow S], which is included in the Han School series.
[28] The title of "Taiping Magnolia" was written by Li Biao in the second year of Xingguo in Song Taiping (977). Name "
General Taiping was read by Emperor Taizong after it was written and named Taiping Yulan. Book 1000 volumes, divided into 55 books, the cited books are.
* * * 1690 species, many of which are now lost.
[29] Deng Bodao gave up his son to save his nephew Deng Bodao, whose real name is You, who was born in Xiangling, Pingyang County, Jin Dynasty. According to the Book of Jin,
"Deng Youchuan" records that Schleswig-Holstein abandoned his son to save his nephew during the Gold War.
(30) Ethics is ethics and discipline, which refers to the quasi-relationship between people that should be observed in feudal ethics.
Then.
[3 1] Mr. Daoism, also known as Neo-Confucianism, is the interpretation of Confucianism by Cheng Hao, Cheng Yi and Zhu in the Song Dynasty.
The idealistic thought formed at that time was called Taoism. Mr. Daoism refers to people who believe in and promote this theory.
[32] Liu Xiang (about 77-6 years ago) was born in Pei County (now Pei County, Jiangsu Province)
People, scholars and writers. His Biography of the Filial Son has been lost, and there is a Biography of the Filial Son by Huang in Qing Dynasty, which is included in the Anthology.
Book "; There is also a compilation of Mao, which is included in Mei Ruixuan's Ten Books of Gu Yi.
[33] The Biography of the Ancient Filial Son was compiled by Mao in the Qing Dynasty according to Liu Xiang, Xiao Guangji and Lei Shu.
, Zhou, Shi Jueshou, Song Gong, Yu Panyou, etc. , has been lost, has been compiled into a book, income MeiRuiXuan.
Ten ancient books.
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