Seek a humorous and philosophical story, and finish it in 5 minutes. Good people help t-t.

Seek a humorous and philosophical story, and finish it in 5 minutes. Good-hearted people help T-T philosophy story.

Philosophical stories * Read four life stories that you will never regret.

Early in Alaska, a young couple got married and had children. His wife died in childbirth, leaving a child.

He is busy living and looking after the house. He trained a dog because no one helped to look after the children. Dogs are smart and obedient, can take care of children, can bite bottles to feed children and can raise children.

One day, the master went out and asked him to take care of the children.

He went to another village and couldn't come back that day because of the heavy snow. When he got home the next day, the dog immediately heard the sound and came out to see his master. He opened the door and saw blood everywhere. He looked up, there was blood on the bed and the child was gone. The dog is nearby, and its mouth is full of blood. After discovering this situation, the owner thought that the dog was sexually assaulted and ate the child. In a rage, he cut the dog's head with a knife and killed it.

Then I suddenly heard the child's voice, saw him climb out from under the bed and picked him up. Although he had blood on him, he was not hurt.

He's weird. I don't know what's going on. Look at the dog's body. There is no meat on his leg. There is a wolf next to him, still biting dog meat in his mouth. The dog saved the little master, but he was killed by the master by mistake. This is really the most amazing misunderstanding in the world.

Note: Misunderstandings often occur when people are ignorant, irrational, impatient, lack of thinking, unable to understand each other in many ways, self-reflective and extremely impulsive.

At the beginning of misunderstanding, I always only think about each other's mistakes; So the misunderstanding will get deeper and deeper and get out of hand. If people misunderstand ignorant animals and puppies, there will be such terrible and serious consequences, and the consequences of this misunderstanding between people will be even more unimaginable.

What humorous and philosophical stories are there in the first three minutes of class? 1. Intelligence

Father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets!

-Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?

2. The situation is different

A pig, a sheep and a cow are kept in the same corral. Once, the shepherd caught the pig, and the pig screamed loudly and resisted fiercely. Sheep and cows hate pigs barking, so they say, "He often catches us, and we don't bark. The pig replied, "catching you and catching me are two different things." He only wants your hair and milk, but catching me is killing me! 」

-it is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other's feelings; Therefore, we should not gloat over the setbacks, setbacks and pains of others, but should have a feeling of care and understanding.

paddle one's own canoe

The little snail asked his mother: Why do we have to bear this hard and heavy shell when we are born?

Mom: Because our bodies have no bones to support, we can only climb, but we can't climb fast. So we need the protection of this shell!

Snail: Sister Caterpillar has no bones and can't climb fast. Why doesn't she have to carry this hard and heavy shell?

Mom: Because sister caterpillar can become a butterfly, the sky will protect her.

Snail: but brother earthworm can't climb fast without bones, and he won't become a butterfly. Why doesn't he carry this hard and heavy shell?

Mom: Because Brother Earthworm can drill soil, the earth will protect him.

The little snail began to cry: we are so poor that the sky is unprotected and the land is unprotected.

Mother snail comforted him: "so we have shells!" We don't rely on the sky, we don't rely on the ground, we rely on ourselves.

4. sharks and fish

Someone once did an experiment, putting the fiercest shark and a group of tropical fish in the same pool, and then separating them with tempered glass. At first, sharks kept hitting the invisible glass every day, but in vain. It can never cross the other side. The experimenter puts some crucian carp in the pool every day, so the shark is not short of prey, but it still wants to try the delicious taste on the other side. It still keeps hitting the glass every day. It tried every corner and tried its best every time, but it was always scarred. Several times, it was bleeding and lasted for several days. Whenever the glass breaks, the experimenter immediately adds thicker glass. Later, sharks stopped hitting the glass and paying attention to colorful tropical fish, as if they were just moving the murals on the wall. It began to wait for the crucian carp that appeared every day, and then hunted by its agile instinct, as if it had returned to the sea, but all this was just an illusion. At the last stage of the experiment, the experimenter took the glass away, but the shark didn't respond. Swimming in a fixed area every day, it not only turns a blind eye to those tropical fish, but even when those crucian carp escape there, it immediately gives up chasing, indicating that it never wants to go there again. The experiment was over, and the experimenter laughed at it as the most cowardly fish in the sea.

5. Miracles

In a remote town in France, it is said that there is a particularly effective spring, and miracles often occur, which can cure various diseases. One day, a veteran who lost a leg limped across the street in town with a cane. The villagers nearby gave a sympathetic kiss back and said, "Poor guy, is he going to pray to God for another leg?" This sentence was heard by veterans. He turned to them and said, "I'm not asking God for a new leg, but I'm praying? Help me know how to live without legs. 」

Imagine: learn to be grateful for what you have lost and accept the fact that you have lost. Regardless of the gains and losses in life, you should make your life full of light and glory, stop crying for the past and work hard for a high live life.

6. Fishing rod

An old man is fishing by the river. A child walked by to watch him go fishing. The old man is very skilled, so he soon caught a basket full of fish. The old man thinks the child is cute and wants to give him the whole basket of fish. The child shook his head. The old man asked in surprise, "Why not?" "The child replied," I want the fishing rod in your hand. The old man asked, "What do you need a fishing rod for?" The child said, "This basket of fish will be finished soon. If I had a fishing rod, I could fish by myself and eat it all my life. I think you will say: What a clever boy. Wrong. If he only wants a fishing rod, he can't eat any fish. Because he doesn't know fishing skills, it's useless to have a fishing rod, because fishing is not important. People who have too many fishing skills think that with a fishing rod in their lives, they are no longer afraid of the wind and rain on the road and will inevitably fall on the muddy ground. It's like a child looking at the old man and thinking that as long as there is a fishing rod, there will be endless fish, just like a clerk looking at the boss and thinking that as long as he sits in the office, money will roll in.

7. the way of employing people

Anyone who has been to the temple knows that as soon as he enters the temple gate, the first one is Amitabha, welcoming guests with a smiling face, and in the north of him, it is Darkmouth's black-faced Wei Tuo. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but in charge of different temples. Buddha Miller is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn't care about anything, and his accounts are improperly managed, so he still can't make ends meet. Although Wei Tuo was a cook in charge of accounts, he was unhappy all day, which was too serious. He made fewer and fewer friends and finally died.

Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense, so he put them in the same temple. Maitreya was in charge of public relations and greeted all the guests with smiles, so the incense was flourishing. And Wei Tuo is impartial, he will be better than others, so let him be in charge of finance and strictly control it. In the division of labor and cooperation between the two people, the temple flourished.

-In fact, in the eyes of the master of choose and employ persons, there are no useless people, just like the master of martial arts, who can pick flowers and fly leaves to hurt people without expensive swords. The key is how to use them.

8.parrot

A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign in front of it: This parrot can speak two languages, 200 yuan.

In front of another parrot, it was written: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan.

Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind.

Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan.

The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages?

The shopkeeper said, no.

This person is strange: then why is it so old, so ugly and so incompetent that it is worth this number?

The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.

This story tells us that a real leader does not necessarily have a strong ability. As long as he knows how to trust, decentralize and cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself and thus improve his social status.

On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionist and hands-on, and no one can match them. In the end, I can only be the best researcher and sales representative, but I can't be an excellent leader.

9.kangaroos and cages

One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so it held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.

I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters. One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!" " "

—— Management experience: "finish what you started" and "prioritize". Closing the door is the end point, lifting the cage is the end point, and giving up the end point is of course irrelevant. What is management? Management is to analyze the main contradiction and secondary contradiction of things first, and understand the "background", "severity" and "urgency" of things clearly, and then start from important aspects.

Humor philosophy short story, original, about 2~3 minutes story, with philosophy, urgent! The test of a lifetime. You drive. On a stormy night. You pass a station. There are three people waiting anxiously for the bus. One is a dying old man. He needs to go to the hospital at once. One is a doctor who once saved your life, and you dream of repaying him. There is another woman/man, she/he is the person you dream of marrying/marrying, and maybe if you miss it, it will be gone. But your car can only hold one person. What would you choose? I don't know if this is a test of your character, because every answer has its own truth. The old man is dying. You should save him first. You want that doctor to get on the bus, too, because he saved you, and this is a good opportunity to repay him. Your dream girl. Missed this opportunity. You may never meet someone who touched you so much. Of the 200 applicants, only one was hired. He didn't explain his reasons. He just said the following words:' Give the doctor the car keys and let him take the old man to the hospital, and I will stay and wait for the bus with my dream girl!' Everyone I know thinks the above answer is the best, but no one (including me) thought of it at the beginning. Philosophy: Is it because we never want to give up the advantages we already have (car keys)? Sometimes, if we can give up some stubbornness, narrowness and some advantages, we may get more.

1 min English short story is badly needed, which kind-hearted person can help. . An English fable, the following is the full text in Chinese and English, you can have a look:) ~ ~

Tie a bell to a cat.

Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice stealing food.

One day, the mice had a meeting to discuss how to deal with their common enemy. Some people say this, others say that.

At last a young mouse stood up and said that he had

That's a good idea.

"We can tie a bell around the cat's neck. When he approaches, we can hear the bell and run away. "

Everyone agrees with the proposal, but an old clever mouse stands up and says, "That's all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?" The mice looked at each other, but no one said anything.

Once upon a time, there was a big cat in a house He caught many mice stealing.

One day, the mice had a meeting to discuss how to deal with their enemies. At the meeting, everyone had his own opinion. Finally, a little mouse stood up and said that he had a good idea.

"We can tie a bell around the cat's neck, so that if he comes nearby and we hear * * *, we can run away immediately."

Everyone agreed with the suggestion, when a clever old mouse stood up and said, "This is indeed a wonderful idea, but who will tie the bell around the cat's neck?" The mice looked at each other and said nothing.

Moral: Some things are easier said than done.

Seek a humorous and moral story 1. An architect's wife called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "I suddenly realized that some words were true, but they sounded false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce an English gentleman and a French woman to share a box. This woman wants to seduce this Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. " How else can I help you? "Mr. Wang asked gloomily that when I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where is the spoon? "Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. 4. Wearing the wrong restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat. " Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre? ""no, I'm not. " The man replied, "He breathed a sigh of relief," so I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "It is not easy to be justified in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Express 1 On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. 6. Story Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely wonderful: I left my room key in the lobby." Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. 7. Selling Books A famous writer is going to visit a bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. 8. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady of 1 said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! " "all right." After the middle-aged man finished writing according to the old lady's words, he asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, it is best to ... governance motto: let those who oppose you understand you; Let people who understand you support you; Make people who support you loyal to you. Allow someone not to like you, but don't hate you; If he wants to hate you, let him be afraid of you. Future social direction is more important than hard work, ability is more important than knowledge, health is more important than performance, emotional intelligence is more important than IQ, making friends is more important than marriage, sexual happiness is more important than happiness, and weekends are more important than working days. Officials should be like people, not like officials. 2 Be a man by his true colors, do things by his roles, and position himself by his characteristics. Beware of those who are not very good at doing things and who will spend money. People who are not familiar with their specialties have offended everyone, so no one has offended anyone. 5 where there is oil and water, it is often the most slippery place, and it is difficult to get up and stand firm. Sinking is an attitude, and procrastination is also a way of working. I'm afraid that people who don't look for you will offend busy people, but I can't offend idle people. Victory depends on wisdom, and victory depends on virtue. 10 people can't bring money to the ground, but money can bring people to see people. Drinking is like drinking water. Friends must be in the Construction Committee! Don't be persuaded to drink, work must be in court! Let's raise our glasses to celebrate. This man must be a policeman! Can do 225 in one bite, this person must be from the country! I'm not drunk after drinking eight taels. This man is a fucking national tax! Don't shout tired for three meals a day, these brothers are all local taxes! If you get drunk every day, you won't get hurt. Your brother may be in town! You can drink a catty at first, and it must be the People's Liberation Army! Liquor, beer and red wine must be the first! Don't be afraid to drink anything, the leader must be in the National People's Congress! Drinking all day without complaining, my buddy works in * * *! I was drinking all night, and my brother works in CPPCC! Drinking and talking about friendship are definitely brothers! If you don't drink seriously, it may be that the doctor left a file under the central Committee, looking at it layer by layer, going to the restaurant at noon and having a full mahjong practice. If the people have opinions, they will knock out their teeth and swallow their stomachs. Jack, an excellent businessman, told his son one day: Jack: I have decided on a girl, and I want you to marry her. Son: I will decide the bride I want to marry. Jack: But the girl I'm talking about is Bill Gates' daughter! Son: Wow! In that case. . . At a party, Jack walked up to Bill Gates. . . Jack: Let me introduce a good husband to your daughter. Bill: My daughter doesn't want to get married yet! Jack: But the young man I'm talking about is the vice president of the World Bank! Bill: Wow! In that case. . . Next, Jack went to see the president of the World Bank. Jack: I want to introduce a young man to be the vice president of your bank. President: We already have many vice presidents, that's enough! Jack: But the young man I'm talking about is Bill Gates' son-in-law! PRESIDENT: Wow! In that case. . . Finally, Jack's son married Bill Gates' daughter and became the vice president of the World Bank. You know, that's how business is usually done.

Adopt it

Seek an interesting and philosophical story to use in Chinese class. (Less than 3 minutes) Walton received the admission notice from the famous Yale University. However, because the family is poor, they can't afford tuition, and they are facing the crisis of dropping out of school. He decided to use his vacation to work and become a painter like his father.

Walton got a job painting a big house. Although the owner of the house, Michael, is very picky, he is well paid. Walton jumped at the deal. At work, Walton was born meticulous, and his serious and responsible attitude satisfied Mike's foreign exchange market several times. The day is coming to an end. Horton painted the last door panel and hung it to dry. After all this, Walton breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to go out and have a rest. He didn't want to trip over the bricks under his feet. This is terrible. Walton knocked down the propped door panel. The door panel fell on the newly painted white wall, and there was an obvious trace of red paint on the wall. Walton immediately cut off the paint marks with a knife and added some paint. But after all this, he felt that the color of the paint was different from the original one, and the new one was out of harmony with the surrounding area. What shall we do? Walton decided to repaint the wall.

It took Walton about half a day to finish painting the wall. However, the next day, Walton was dismayed to find that the color of the newly painted wall was different from that of the adjacent wall, which became more and more obvious. Walton sighed and decided to buy some more materials and repaint all the walls. Although he knew it would cost him twice as much money and not make much money, Walton decided to repaint them. What he wants in his heart is to be responsible for his work.

No sooner had he bought the materials he needed than Michael came to check the work. Walton apologized to him and truthfully told the story and his inner thoughts. Instead of getting angry, Michael gave Wharton a thumbs-up sign. As a reward for Walton's responsible attitude towards his work, Michael is willing to help him finish his college studies. Finally, Walton accepted the help. Later, he not only successfully finished college, but also married Michael's daughter after graduation and entered Michael's company. Ten years later, he became the chairman of this company. Now everyone knows the world's largest Wal-Mart retail company, but not many people know that the chairman of the company was the poor boy who painted the walls. A wall changed Walton's fate, or his responsible attitude towards his work changed his fate.

Ask for a few humorous, funny, enlightening or philosophical stories, not too long! A young man dreams of meeting God. The young man said, "God, what does 10,000 years mean in your eyes?" God said, "One second." "How about ten thousand gold coins?" "It's just a copper coin." "God, please give me a coin!" "Well, wait a minute."

Seeking English humorous or philosophical stories