Lao Luo's classic quotations

Lead: Lao Luo said: After I arrived in New Oriental, I persuaded many old teachers. Do you know such a domineering Lao Luo? The following classic quotations from Lao Luo are for your appreciation.

1. It's not easy for everyone to get together!

2. There are times in life when you step on shit.

3. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live by welding!

4. Do you really piss me off? Hey? Please.

5. A fierce life needs no explanation!

This is my immature view.

Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl

8. Lao Luo, don't talk about topics in this class. Talk nonsense! ? I almost fell off the platform.

9. What do you mean by soft muscles and pear-shaped body? Pear shape? Huh? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!

10. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Cann't say bitch looks at it, huh? There is a pig, a cat, a duck and a fish!

1 1. Happy sadness?

12. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!

13. This topic is insulting our wisdom.

14. Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

15. At this time, you found a very considerate third choice. Shout? Ah! Ni Ping! ?

16. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.

17. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket. Girl: Oh, excuse me, is this for my grandmother? I thought: Who the fuck wants to eat? )

18. If I meet him, I will waste him!

19. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?

20.ETS is a pathological problem, and our school will solve it with abnormal ideas.

What is 2 1.GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.

This problem has been solved since the appearance of Lao Luo. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.

23. A stranger like me?

24. There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family. It doesn't matter if there are two girls. But what if there are two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough?

25. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: There used to be a cherry tree in our house? You all laugh! I won't say it if you laugh. ?

26. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!

27. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who seems familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!

28. There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family. It doesn't matter if there are two girls. But what if there are two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough?

29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!

30. Some students may doubt my character. Let me tell you another story. There used to be a cherry tree in our house? You all laugh! I won't say it if you laugh. ?

3 1, ETS is a pathological problem, and we will do it with abnormal ideas.

32. What is GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.

This problem has been solved since the appearance of Lao Luo. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said: Stop it, I'm just standing on the shoulders of a giant.

34. a stranger like me

What is the theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year? Gala？ Two words. ? This is Sister Ni's logic.

36. Tell me how confused your mind is.

37. This issue is the most controversial issue in the history of New Oriental, but the arrival of Teacher Luo? I just stood on the shoulders of giants.

38. According to Sister Ni's idea, what should be chosen for this question?

39. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being knocked down!

40. You sweat when you lie, huh?

4 1, I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, and she thought it was saliva.

42. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is waiting in line for divorce by car, which makes the people behind unwilling to slow down. Come on, come on. Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: How convenient! It is really convenient! ? .

43. I don't think your relationship is broken? A man slaps a woman in the face and a woman kicks a man? Is it really broken?

44. Is bell-bottoms a hooligan? It's just logical confusion!

45. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right? We:? No? Lao Luo: You tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!

46. Onebyone can't take care of it.

47. Do you see this word? Credulous? Credulous? What does it read like? This is so stupid!

48. I have to admire you!

49. In American graduate schools, China students never take part in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test comes first, and the first test comes first. Doesn't the American professor collapse? He didn't understand it at all, so he sighed? Ah, the mysterious East! ?

As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.