There are funny jokes about traditional culture.

The bus is almost a special car for teachers and students of Southeast University. On that day, Li Dazhong, a famous professor of Chinese Department, met something that suddenly inspired him.

He saw a thief put his hand into a girl's bag. At that moment, he wanted to shout out, but he was an introverted person, and he tried his best to suppress this idea, because he saw that the thief was five big and three thick, and he looked fierce like a fugitive. What if he has a partner? What should I do if I stand up and ask the students not to help? You know, these students come from different departments, different grades and don't know each other.

But just as Professor Li was weighing the pros and cons, a thin boy saw the thief and he cried without hesitation. The thief grabbed the boy by the collar and said, you dare to wronged Lao Tzu. You didn't commit suicide, did you?

I saw your hand in someone else's bag! I also saw what everyone around me saw. The boy said firmly. He looked around as if he were asking for help, but none of his classmates came forward to confirm it. They all looked at the thin boy and the thief.

The thief narrowly escaped and took out a knife and stabbed the thin boy. The thin boy's hand was spattered with blood.

Professor Li can't stand it any longer. It is a crime to put up with it any longer. He shouted in a summoning tone, classmates, come on together! This man is really a thief!

A car full of people woke up, some hugged the thief's leg, some grabbed the thief's hand, and some jumped up and smashed their fists on the thief. The thief was subdued.

A busload of people handed over the thief to the police station.

When they came out of the police station, the teachers and students were still worried and their faces were tight. Professor Li thinks this is not good, so he should enliven the atmosphere, because he suddenly had inspiration. Professor Li has a quick mind and is often inspired in class. He said, "Students, have you noticed that what just happened has a lot to do with our traditional culture?" . A thief who steals and pretends not to know is a Taoist who cultivates self-cultivation; The last straw is the tolerant Mohist school; Those who are unmoved are Buddhists who are still smarter than fools; Later, everyone played thieves together, which was a practical strategist; Pulling the thief to the police station again is a legalist with rules and distance; The police in the police station educate thieves, but it is also Confucianism that persuades people.

The students were amused. Professor Li is a wonderful metaphor for traditional culture, vivid, philosophical and eloquent.

The thin man didn't laugh, but covered his injured hand and said angrily, what's the use of this home the professor said? What I need most when testifying against thieves is "everyone"! Everyone stepped forward earlier to stop the thief, so I wouldn't bleed and get hurt!

Professor Li blushed. He found that many students' faces turned red.