How did you get into the pit of Deyun Society?

The car radio occasionally plays the cross talk of Deyun Society. I remember that it was Degang Guo Yu Qian's work "I Want to Struggle" and "The bright moon is 3,000 Li, a day is 5,000 years". One by one, it made me laugh all the way. After getting off the bus, my friends saw that I was in high spirits, which was completely different from my usual fatigue. This is very strange. I told him that Degang Guo's cross talk was so funny that I had an indissoluble bond with Deyun Society.

The pit of Deyun Society always appears inadvertently and calmly, just like the road after rain, seemingly straight. I don't know which puddle will trip you up and get all muddy!

The first pit of Deyun Society: Every day is ridiculous!

Small things that often happen have long been ignored by us, but Deyun Society deliberately picked them up and made an article after a little thinking.

Duanzi 1:

Degang Guo: "Slide carefully", so I slide slowly on the dining room floor.

Yu Qian: Is that what you mean?

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Yun-peng Yue: Have you heard the song about "philosophy"?

Sun Yue: A song about "philosophy"? I really haven't heard of this!

Yun-peng Yue: The mountain road of "philosophy" has eighteen bends, and the waterway of "philosophy" has nine chains. ......

Sun Yue: Stop it! !

The second pit of Deyun Society: Old bottles and new wines taste better!

Many people are familiar with allusions, but Deyun Society can take a slant and interpret their meanings, which is refreshing and can't help laughing.

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Degang Guo: The Tengu ate the moon, and the Tengu spit it out again. Oh, good, good! Tengu is also pushing the waves! !

Yu Qian: There is nothing to follow!

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Yun-peng Yue: "The First Blood" was shown in Henan Cinema, with the voice of "Yu". Stallone, armed to the teeth, shot at the enemy, dripping with blood, which was unbearable. He shouted, "Kill your son of a bitch!" !

Sun Yue: This Stallone knows how to do as the Romans do! ! How fresh!

The third pit of Deyun Society: on stage and off stage, intense interaction!

The cross talk performance of Deyun Society is always full of laughter, warm applause and boos. The atmosphere is excellent and lively, the actors are free to play and the audience is crazy and enjoyable. This is very rare!

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Degang Guo: After I graduated from Tsinghua. ......

Yu Qian: Wait a minute. Are you the only one who graduated from Tsinghua?

Degang Guo: I graduated from the Department of Lithography in Tsinghua University. What do you care?

Audience: Wow. .....

Degang Guo (modestly nudging): People are calling you! "Xu (Yu) listen. . Cut (modesty). . "

Audience: "Xu (Yu). . Cut (moderately)

Yu Qian (angry finger audience): Whose side are you on?

Full house hilarity ......

The fourth pit of Deyun Society: There are different sizes on the stage, regardless of age!

The partners of Deyun Society often have a generation-long combination, constantly spoofing on the stage and paying little attention to ethics, but under the stage, they are strict with their teachers and love their fathers, and the boys keep their heads down. This is a unique tradition of cross talk. Don't forget your initiative. Deyun Society is valuable!

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Yun-peng Yue: Yu Qian stole a cigarette in the hospital. When the nurse saw it, she shouted, "Teacher Yu, sweetheart!" , I saw Angela Yu Chien a face of obscene replied "baby"!

Yu Qian: That's it!

But in the audience, Yu Qian showed great concern for Yun-peng Yue, and Yun-peng Yue was more respectful than his father, not to mention how grateful Degang Guo was!

Finally, give some advice to Deyun Society.

Under the leadership of Degang Guo, Deyun Society has been working hard, and now it has long been famous and hot. I hope that Deyun Society will not be impetuous, prevent micro-duration, produce more classic works, avoid bad jokes, promote social integrity, lead the new trend of cross talk, and live up to the audience's love.