What is the shortest joke you have ever heard?

Northerners like to take a bath in a big pool for an hour or two, then put shampoo and shower gel under the faucet and rinse it with clean water.

There is a young man taking a bath. After taking a shower, I found a faucet to wash it and began to put on shampoo and shower gel. When he finished cleaning and was ready to flush, he suddenly saw that his faucet was occupied. I started arguing with it. Maybe it's a noisy group of people. Anyway, that person just doesn't make room.

Helpless, he had to open the wardrobe, fasten his belt, put on his hat, put his hands on her hips, and looked proud. Shout at the man, who am I?

This shout does not matter, and the bath immediately quieted down. Everybody watch him together. Oh, it turns out to be a bare skin ditch that serves tea.

The shortest joke is one word: fart.

This joke was told by Ji Xiaolan. It is said that once Ji Xiaolan made a mistake and was caught by Emperor Qianlong. Ji Xiaolan's quick thinking is well known. Emperor Qianlong deliberately "made things difficult" for Ji Xiaolan. You tell me a joke. This joke has only one word. If I laugh, I'll let you go. If I don't laugh, I won't let go.

After a little meditation, Ji Xiaolan uttered a word: Fart. It is up to you to let go, and it is up to you not to let go.

So Ganlong said that Ji Xiaolan was released.

The second short joke is two words: once upon a time.

Ji Xiaolan is so knowledgeable that ministers always ask him to tell jokes. One day, a father-in-law found Ji Xiaolan and asked him to tell a joke, but only two words were allowed.

Ji Xiaolan begins: Once upon a time.

My father-in-law waited for a long time, but he didn't listen to Ji Xiaolan, so he asked the following words?

Ji Xiaolan said, there is nothing down there.

Hearing this, my father-in-law suddenly realized that he was ashamed and impetuous and walked away, clutching his crotch.

1, Wang Shouyi said you are 13 incense.

2. Love

I drank too much last night and called my favorite girl for 20 minutes. I woke up today and looked at the talk time of 18 seconds.

4. Once, Sebrina asked me what is the shortest joke in the world. I thought about it and said, please don't put the light bulb on the porch. Sebrina smiled at this.

After Xiao Wang became a vegetable, his family turned to watch him online for a few minutes every hour to relieve eye fatigue.

6. Commander-in-Chief mongolia navy.

7, Haidilao Xiaomei: "How many handsome guys are there?" Me: "A ..." (smiling)

8. There is a 50 yuan on the ground, and the price is 100 yuan. Which one would you choose? A: Of course, it's 100. ....

9. From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? A: 1 is lazy; 2 work hard. Do one thing at a time.

Monthly salary1What car can 0 yuan buy? Answer: Just buy a chess set (there are four cars and four BMWs in it).

1, Wang Shouyi said you are 13 incense.

2. Love

I drank too much last night and called my favorite girl for 20 minutes. I woke up today and looked at the talk time of 18 seconds.

4. Once, Sebrina asked me what is the shortest joke in the world. I thought about it and said, please don't put the light bulb on the porch. Sebrina smiled at this.

After Xiao Wang became a vegetable, his family turned to watch him online for a few minutes every hour to relieve eye fatigue.

6. Commander-in-Chief mongolia navy.

7, Haidilao Xiaomei: "How many handsome guys are there?" Me: "A ..." (smiling)

8. There is a 50 yuan on the ground, and the price is 100 yuan. Which one would you choose? A: Of course, it's 100. ....

9. From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? A: 1 is lazy; 2 work hard. Do one thing at a time.

Monthly salary1What car can 0 yuan buy? Answer: Just buy a chess set (there are four cars and four BMWs in it).

1 1. If I become an emperor, I will make you a eunuch.

12. I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

13. If only the hardware could be copied!

14. Unless the country changes monogamy, I won't meet the netizens.

15. Grandpa is from his grandson …

16. Cut radish into diced meat.

17. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and lightning flashed all the way.

18. Sleep to death.

19. Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. I can't believe I've been streaking in too many chefs for 20 years!

20. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it!

2 1, let me know if you need anything. It's no use anyway.

22, really creative, really have the courage to live!

23. You want to bet with me, not by what you want to bet, but by what I have.

24. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

25. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

Just smile for Bojun.

Mr. Cang was called Mr. Cang after he set foot on his official career.

What is the shortest joke you have ever heard?

Men's room, sign, stand forward, don't scatter it outside ... After all, few people can hit the bull's-eye from 1 meter away;

Don't fight on the roadside. Do not fight. After all, if you can't beat others, you will lose money and be fined. ...

The male nurse in the department went to pull out the infusion needle for the female patient and didn't wake the female patient when she saw that the female patient was resting. As soon as she picked up the female patient's hand, she woke up and shouted, "Why did you hold my hand?" Colleagues were shocked. "Pull out the needle, finished infusion ..."

You like a person, how can she cover her mouth when she farts? Nothing like it.

I heard the shortest joke. A woman put a New Pants on her child, and when the child was playing, she made a hole in the bottom of her trousers. The woman asked her child, why is there a hole in the back of your pants? His child said, "Mom, I broke my own fart." His mother smiled.

I'm here again.

1. I'm sorry, adding two more words will make it even sadder?

Yes, I can't afford it!

Let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a eunuch. . . . . .

Why not talk about it? What's next?

It's gone.

3. "I have a bad memory recently."

"How bad is it?"

"How bad is what?"

4. A colleague saw the news that "David's wife gave birth to a daughter" and said: David is really amazing!

5. "Do you have a brief history of time?"

"I won't check it when I have time!"

6. "Spongebob, you are fired."

"Crab boss. . . . . . "

"You're welcome!"

7. Americans have become Jiangren because of their urgency!

9. Two motorcycles collided in Yashan, and 76 people were injured!

10. Liu was so startled that he almost fell off the cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, "Brother, stop your horse!" Liu Bei: "I am not happy!" "

1 1. The swallow was tied and the queen said, "Mammy, fight!" Sister Rong said, "What is a queen!"

12. Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiaoming, but Xiaoming had never heard of him!

13. When I left my hometown, there was no water in the whole town!

14. Name three reasons to keep you alive. "I have three or six articles, and six articles have been opened."

15. Female friends actually know the meaning of "don't show off your strengths, don't ridicule him for being short"!

Oh, shit!

17. The dog asked the hen, "What's your name?" "My hen."

18. When Huang's body shook, Jin Yong's heart shook and Gu Long snorted. . . . . .

19. You have two brains, nothing in the left brain and nothing in the right brain!

20.1* 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6 * 7 * 8 * 9 * 10 is actually equal to10!

1. Who keeps my dog?