Folk jokes brag

People gathered in the capital to watch the selection of generals. Out came a man with a head as big as a bucket and feet as wide as a dustpan. At first glance, he is a strong man.

Original text:

The capital chooses generals and gathers to watch. When someone comes out, his head is like a bucket, his feet are like baskets, and his strength is great. At that time, a Shandong native said, "This generation is not strong enough, but there is a giant in my hometown who can't stand." A Shanxi man said, "A giant in my hometown is at the top of the mountain, but sitting on his head is a beam." Then a man said, "None of this is surprising. There is a giant in my hometown. When he opened his mouth, his upper lip touched the building and his lower lip touched the ground. " People in trouble say, "but where can I live?" All people are salty.

Translation:

People gathered in the capital to watch the selection of generals. Out came a man with a head as big as a bucket and feet as wide as a dustpan. At this time, a Shandong man said, "This man is not strong enough. There is a giant in our hometown who can touch the beams when he stands up. " A Shanxi native added, "There is a giant in our hometown who is even more powerful." Then someone said, "What you said is not surprising. There is a giant in our hometown. He opened his mouth, his upper lip pressed against the beam, and his lower lip hung on the ground. " The man in trouble said, "Then where does his body live?" Everyone laughed at him (the braggart).