Girls want to hear jokes.

One day, a hacker broke into the computer system of a computer idiot-(so there was a wonderful conversation)

Hacker: I control your computer.

Idiot: How?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

. Idiot: Where is it? I can't see.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Idiot: Where is the task manager?

Hacker: Forget it. Anyway, I have taken control of your computer.

Idiot: Oh!

Hacker: Are you afraid? !

Idiot: Why do you always go in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install a firewall.

Idiot: I have a firewall, so I can't get in?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.

Idiot: I heard that you can make viruses? !

Hacker: Right.

Idiot: Then can you hack the website?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Idiot: Oh, I thought it was because you were black.

Hacker: ...

Idiot: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Idiot: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: What do you want? !

Idiot: Please, help me get rid of this month's electricity bill! Hacker: Go to hell! ! Idiot: Aren't you tired of coming here every day? Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen. Idiot: No way, this is a famous brand. Hacker: I mean there are only viruses in your computer besides retarded games.

Idiot: Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker: I fell down! Goodbye!

A few days later, the hacker came again-

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? !

Idiot: I went out for a few days. Why do you want to see me?

Hacker: I'm looking for something.

Idiot: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

Idiot: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Idiot: How tall?

Hacker: Well, I hack my computer when I'm bored.

Idiot: Ha, I can do this, too!

Hacker: You too? !

Idiot: Yes, the computer blacked out as soon as it was turned off!

Hacker: Get out!