Hey! I don't want the last 25 points. Tell a joke and cheer for whoever laughs best.

There are three people walking in the desert, one is American, the other is Japanese and the other is China. One day, an angel came to them and told them that everyone could have three wishes. The American said, "Give me a bottle of xo first." The angel gave the American a bottle of xo. Then the American asked the angel to give him a box of gold, and the angel gave him another box of gold. Finally, the American asked an angel to send him back to America. In the blink of an eye, the Americans disappeared. The Japanese said, "I want a sake, a box of gold, and finally send me back to Japan." Angels realized three wishes of the Japanese. China people said, "Give me an old pot head!" The angel gave it to him and he drank it at once. Then he said, "One more bottle!" The angel gave it to him again, and he drank it immediately. The angel asked him, "Is there anything else?" He said, "Call them back for me!"