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Who will go to hell if you don't go to hell?

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With this document, I am willing to change my college life from CJ to WS, from violent to calm = =

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When I was this age, I made two mistakes that I regretted. The first is to fill in the wrong college entrance examination volunteers, and the second is to offend Zhong Yuan.

If I have to use an idiom to describe the influence of the first mistake on me, it is simply that life is worse than death.

If you have to use an idiom to describe what Zhong Yuan did to me, it is simply too numerous to mention.

However, such an evil person is still a human scourge that attracts bees and butterflies.

One day, I sneered at Zhong Yuan strangely: "The Ghost King sent you to harm more people, didn't he?"

Zhong Yuan replied with a straight face: "In order to save several evils, I intend to choose a person to harm me all my life."

Me: "What do you mean?"

He smiled at me: "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

High, submerged

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No one's love can make people laugh like Song, and they can also deeply appreciate the sweetness and warmth of the "hidden rules of love". Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, came up with a bad idea of "confessing to the teacher" because she failed the elective course. Song, who can become a campus idol, actually agreed to associate. Qin Qing's getting along with Song Jiangzi, who is elegant and black-bellied, caused a series of jokes: welcome reception, one night in Qingdao, and CET-6. ...

seven-year itch

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I am a very thrifty woman. I'm wearing Pumiao clothes and carrying a mobile phone. I use a cottage machine to make instant noodles. I eat Kang Shuaibo. I spared no effort to support the vigorous development of the shanzhai cause from head to toe until my man finally couldn't stand it. He roared, "Zhou Xiaoqi, are you finished?" You used a cabin to hold condoms! "er ... I'm full of cattle and used to being cheap. I bought a fake durex-durex ... I accidentally killed myself! In the first chapter, Shen Feng said that it is a miracle that I can still live so well in the era of anti-three customs. When Shen Feng arrived late, this miracle of mine was stepping on Nike, wearing Pu Miao, holding a knockoff machine, shouting tips, shaking while there was Tianya Divine Comedy, which was unclear in high decibel, singing "You bit your crotch open and separated, now you sew me back with a needle ..." [

The husband is a black-bellied adult

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Friendly reminder: please don't eat or drink water while reading this article, so as to avoid the indecent behavior of spraying rice and splashing water, which is more likely to lead to suffocation and death due to the above reasons.

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The hero.-Essien Giro? Kang Yu's classic quotations:

"You can treat men as dogs, but do you dare to treat dogs as men?"

"In the future, if my rival in love is a dog, how should I mix?"

"Your handwriting is really ugly. Go home and practice, or I will be ashamed to sign the spouse column in the future. "

"Idiot, can't you see that I'm bribing my future sister-in-law?"

"You sleep in such a big bed. I have to buy a big bed in the future so that I can sleep! "

"Listen, I allow you to like me. However, you have no choice but to grow old together! "

In addition to the above, Ouyang Yanyan, the heroine's twin sister, once commented on Kang Yu.

"Sister, when Kang Yu looks at others, her eyes are as clear as healthy urine, but when she looks at you, her eyes are as dirty as thick phlegm."

Although the description is a bit shocking, it is correct.

As a result, the heroine Ouyang Miaomiao was abducted beautifully. ...

Animal consultant

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This book was serialized by Murray Culture on August 29th, 2065438+ 17K. Li, an ordinary girl, had a quiet college life until she met her in the supermarket. After two fights, Youyou discovered that this person is his own psychological counselor. Since then, the two have launched a secret contest on campus. In the struggle, carefree slowly developed feelings for Qu Yun and proposed to associate with him, but Qu Yun actually agreed. However, in the process of communication, Qu Yun behaved strangely, and an ulterior secret surfaced. This makes Ryan love and hate him, and he can't help but look up and sigh: enchanting red lips and white lips, graceful and delicate, handsome and extraordinary temperament, talented and promising counselor, why do you torture me so cruelly?

The more the better.

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Being reincarnated in ancient time and space, I thought I could finally be a Mi Chong with peace of mind, but I didn't expect to be a mom and dad, so I had to work hard on my own.

"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more the better! "

"What did you say!" Someone is on the edge of the hurricane.

"Ha ha!" Smiling guiltily, "My body is' my husband only needs a good one'."