What are the lines in funny cross talk sketches?

1. The humorous cross talk script "The Impatient and the Chronic":

A: Come on! Getting on stage is like embroidery.

B (slow down all the following words): What a good eyesight. I have been embroidering since 2002 and finally completed it a few days ago

A: Ten years! Such a huge project?

B: Of course, so now I feel like I have a treasure, every day Carry it with you

A: Oh, you still have it with you!

B: Yeah!

A: Is it convenient to open your eyes?

B: Let me show you then (take out the props)

A: That’s it? You’ve only been doing this much for ten years

B: Yeah! ( A complete collection of my favorite sketches and funny sketches)

A: This is too slow! Partnering with someone like you, in my heart, every time I feel like - coals falling on my hair

B: What?

A: Burning (action)

B: I'll burn you to death

A: I'm like - every time —The mouse got into the bellows

B: What?

A: Feeling angry all over (action)

B: You are so angry

A: I always look like...

B: (hurriedly interrupts and pushes A away), ok, ok, don't act like it every time, don't you bother me!

A: Do you know the reason for all this?

B: It’s new... I really want to know

A: The reason is—our personalities don’t get along

B: (Slowly) If we don’t get together, just leave.

A: Look, even such a big thing as breaking up is so light and casual. Is there any point left? Things that make you anxious and angry

B: I am born to be a chronic person

A: There are two types of personalities in this world: slowness and impatience. Do you know what the greatest sorrow in life is?

B: Let me guess. Do you mean that an impatient person and a chronic person work together?

2. The humorous two-person cross talk script "We Are Brothers"

A: Hello, comrades!

B: Hello, friends!

A: Hello, gentlemen!

B: Hello, ladies!

A: My surname is Di.

B: My surname is Gao.

A: My name is: Di.

B: My name is: one person higher. A little stronger than him, hahahaha.

A: I am the pesticide technician of my unit.

B: I am the "veterinarian" in the village.

A: I have a qualification certificate issued by the state.

B: ...The state sent it to him, but not to me. I call myself one, hahaha. ......

A: Because I have a high level of research on pesticides, my colleagues call me: "Kill the enemy."

B: Because my veterinary skills are good. My neighbors all call me: "Excellent craftsman".

A: We are fellow villagers.

B: He and I are from the same village.

A: He is my left neighbor.

B: I am his right hand.

A: He and I are classmates.

B: He and I are at the front and back desk.

A: We went to high school together.

B: He "went away" after high school.

A: Because I got into college.

B: So, I am very hesitant.

A: Later I worked, got married, started my own family and had a child. ......

B: I have added two more.

A: I wonder how much my hometown has changed?

B: He has forgotten his hometown a long time ago.

A: I often lower my head and miss my hometown.

B: I feel like he is lying.

A: Because my parents passed away early. Therefore, I am so strong after leaving my hometown!

B: He is strong, but I am confused!