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Excerpt from 40 sentences about relaxing and entertaining yourself at work.

I really want to make money into my hobby.

2. Naive new heights, self-pleasure, impermanence in life, live every day well and be happy. I hope someone will love you as always, love you deeply and never be disappointed.

Don't bet your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

The early worm is eaten by birds, and I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up.

That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, so we can't have a holiday.

God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.

7. There is nothing to regret. This is what you want, and it's reasonable to leave after you get together.

8. People who are invulnerable to all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

9. Sorry is only a reason for betrayal, not important. Just an excuse for disappointment.

10. Life is too hard. Good thing I'm so cute.

1 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

12. People have no good and evil, but good and evil exist in their hearts.

13. You deserve all your pain. You can't take it personally.

14. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

15. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom, if I drive a car, you can call me a coachman, so what should you call me if I take care of the accounts?

16. Boring shit, sleeping in bed at home is not enough to stimulate sleeping at school!

17. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

18. The kind of person who speaks super funny, has an unusually good temper and is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, such as me.

19. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one selfie out of 3,000.

20. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, and I'm your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

Relax and entertain yourself at work (Chapter II) 2 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

22. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.

23. Along the way, there will always be gains and losses, and there will always be disappointment. We always naively think that as long as we persist, there will be results, and as long as we persist, there will be hope.

24. Young man, it's nothing to have no money at the moment, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future!

25. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that cannot be reached are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.

26. Looking through my mobile phone for thousands of times, I looked out from my humble abode room, and the sunshine outside was quite bright, so I didn't add chaos by sticking to my position.

27. Think of me when you are bored, and don't waste time.

28. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the leading role.

29. Without his freedom, he is in a quiet mood!

30. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.

3 1. Long strip with countless fireworks. Look back with the light.

32. If you don't like my big temper, you'd better find a leak.

34. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

35. Stay away from people who make you sad, then stay away from things that make you miserable, and then be a good person who treats yourself well.

36. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.

In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

38. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

40. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

Humorous sentences that relax at work (48 items)

A humorous sentence of relaxing after work 1. Family music, family music, students take classes online at home. The teacher writes on the blackboard on the screen, and the parents sit next to each other.

2. Being a teacher is a kind of practice! The teacher's practice results are different! Don't be anxious, please yourself, be generous, be strict with yourself, don't forget your initiative and live in the sun!

If the quilt is the grave of youth, I would rather die in it.

4. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I sleep proudly every day.

What brand of toothpaste I use depends entirely on which brand of promoter my mother meets first when she visits the supermarket.

6. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

7. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."

8. On the nth day when I couldn't go out, I started eating on the balcony and watching the outside world.

9. When a friend invites you to refuse, you will have a long time to lift the bottle.

10. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

1 1. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.

12. The pavilion is short and the world of mortals is rolling. I sigh Xiao again.

13. From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

14. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

15. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

16. Life is looking for sugar in glass slag, which may be sweet or fishy.

17. I'm so tired. Take a lucky netizen to carry everything for me.

18. Make a coat that can be kissed by a sweet girl who can cuddle in your arms ~

19. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

20. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

2 1. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

22. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

23. When nobody cares about you, you should live like a man.

24. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.

Please close the doors and windows when the typhoon comes. In case I am blown to your house, I won't leave.

I hope you can be treated well now and in the future. Difficulties or problems encountered can always be solved, things you like will not be missed, and people you like happen to be around. It is cool in summer and warm in winter.

27. Ugly children must run fast and fiercely, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

28. Remember that you are a woman and then fight like a man.

29. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.

3 1. The best state is that you have seen the darkness and pain of this world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.

32. At the moment, the threshold that we thought we couldn't cross actually turned around for a while, and we had easily skipped it. The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you.

33. In winter, I don't want to ask my roommate for help in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day.

34. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this busy period, you can continue to be busy with the next one.

35. The country is rich and the people are safe, the society is peaceful, and the citizens enjoy themselves and are there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.

After two days' rest, I had a good time.

37. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six.

38. Young man, it's nothing to have no money at the moment, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future!

39. I am single now. Please wish my friend a single life.

40. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.

4 1. Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and staying at home is the safest.

42. Without him, he is happy and quiet!

43. Sorry, my temper is beyond my control, let alone everyone's feelings.

44. Actually, I'm not without anything. I'm full of conceit and affectation, and I'm disgusting.

45. Enjoy yourself and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Look at the flowers and cry today, and laugh at sunrise tomorrow.

46. If you think about your own mistakes, you will forget the mistakes of others.

47. You really don't look down on fat people. You are obsessed with losing weight.

You can't stop anyone from criticizing you, but you should give yourself more warmth.

A sentence of entertaining yourself, relaxing yourself and being happy.

Amuse yourself, relax and be happy (I) 1. You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

2. How can I let my emotions ruin me? I want to be a mean and boring person.

Don't bet your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

As long as it is a comedy ending, you can always make me cry.

Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood.

6. I went to the morning market to buy food. I accidentally found that the wintersweet in the roadside community was in bloom, so I took a few photos and enjoyed myself.

7. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

8. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

9. You deserve all your pain. You can't let it go.

10. Without him, he is happy and quiet!

1 1. It's nonsense to talk to people you don't have a chance with. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

12. Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

13. Ten thousand horses step on Pingchuan and go forward bravely. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

14. Make a coat that can be kissed by a sweet girl who can cuddle in your arms ~

15. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

16. Time is like a river, and the left bank cannot be forgotten. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with rushing water in the middle and a touch of sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!

17. Work hard, or you have nothing but beauty.

18. Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.

19. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.

20. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that cannot be reached are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.

Happy sentences (2)1. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

22. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.

23. They are all too powerful to hide all their sadness with a smile, so they will be so sad and annihilated in the end.

One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds or your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

25. If you don't like my big temper, you'd better find one with holes.

26. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and bask in all the insignificant sadness for you.

27. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

28. The country is peaceful, the people are safe and the society is peaceful. Citizens visit the park and enjoy themselves there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.

29. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!

30. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

3 1. Less excuses, bigger mind, sweeter mouth, less anger, faster action, higher efficiency, less troubles, more smiles, more diligence and closer success.

32. If you adjust your diet, you can live a long and healthy life, know how to enjoy it, and overcome the panacea.

33. You can only read and practice calligraphy when you are quiet, but all three people are at home. Well, it's too difficult to be quiet.

34. Enjoy yourself and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Look at the flowers and cry today, and laugh at sunrise tomorrow.

35. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

36. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.

37. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

38. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

39. The world is small, but I lost you.

40. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

Collected 50 sentences, let you entertain yourself at work and relax.

The sentence of entertaining yourself at work (I) 1. Being drunk three times a day often confuses sleep with sleep. The thin body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.

2. Home of mouth, laughing and dancing happily every day.

3. "After military training, you will no longer be single dog." "What's that?" "It's a military dog."

You can't have both, but you can be single and poor.

I am only in my twenties. I can be late for love, but I can't be late for delivery at all.

6. You don't like me. This is a disease. If you must be cured, you must be cured.

7. The story of me and my pajamas can't be told for 1,001 nights.

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

9. Some people will come and go in your life, but those who are willing to stay are enough.

10. God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I successfully seized it!

1 1. You have your face value, and I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.

12. Meng Jiangnv cries that the Great Wall is dry and red, and the White Niangzi floods Jinshan.

13. Class hours are like Fu Nan batteries, with one class longer than six.

14. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

15. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret after life! Read the first word of each sentence together!

16. The trouble of people is 12: I can't let go, I can't get over it, I can't see through it and I can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!

17. They are all too strong, and they all cover up all their sadness with smiles, so they will be so sad and annihilated in the end.

The sentence of entertaining yourself at work (below) 18. Some scenery can only be liked, but not collected, just as some people are only suitable for meeting, not for long-term companionship.

19. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.

20. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

2 1. Who says life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?

22. The country is peaceful, the people are safe and the society is peaceful. Citizens visit the park and enjoy themselves there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.

23. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me to sleep. Stand up and say hello.

24. There are many new things outside, and it is never rare to stay away.

25. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so silly on the other end.

26. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

27. If life is divided into two parts, the first part is called no hesitation and the second part is called no regret.

28. Let your past drive you to grow more, not add more resentment.

29. I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.

Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

3 1. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

32. Life is too hard. Good thing I'm so cute.

33. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

34. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

36. From the house to the day when the plague disappeared, the beautiful world was everywhere.

37. I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

38. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."

When we are young, we love each other to death, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.

40. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep ~

4 1. People who flatter each other are officials, people who look down on each other are artists, and people who don't tell the truth when they meet are businessmen.

42. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

43. I hope idolize, who is sensible, will not set himself on fire for me.

44. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.

You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

46. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

47. It's best to have someone to talk to and accompany you, but learn to be alone and enjoy yourself in the future. Discover the fun of quiet enjoyment! Happy in my heart and healthy in my body! Come on! Bless yourself! Bless family, relatives and friends! Bless the world!

48. Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

49. A little red dust paints life, and the afterlife is silent. Flowers bloom and fall in the four seasons, and you are happy and sad!

In fact, in this world, no one dares to bet against time, because it will be a lost gamble, and no one can have a chance to win time. When we are all white-haired, time is still as green as ever.