Joke: Not at all? Treat you like a pig

Bonnie took the pig to play, and Bonnie quarreled with her friends.

The pig asked the rabbit why they quarreled.

Tutu said, "Some say you are like a monkey, others say you are like an orangutan. Too much! " ! I didn't treat you like a pig at all! "

02

The giant panda made two birthday wishes: one is to cure his dark circles and the other is to have a color photo of himself.

03

Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails.

The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me?

Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you, they can only live in a dormitory all their lives.

04

An elephant is taking a bath.

Suddenly an ant came up and said, stand up.

The elephant stood up.

Ant: Sit down.

The elephant asked, what do you want? Stand and sit for a while.

The ant replied, I just want to see if you stole my underwear.

05

The female donkey of the production team is in heat.

One is called the production team leader.

"Captain, the female donkey is in heat and the male donkey is dead. Should I buy a donkey first or wait for you to come back? "

06

Small s shell lang asked his mother: why do we eat Baba?

S shell lang's mother: this child, how can he say such disgusting things at dinner!

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