A sweet bedtime story to coax your partner.

1. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said I just wanted to take two photos of the fainted shark with her.

I was walking home, and there was a little mud on the roadside. A car passed by and splashed mud all over me. The noise splashed on me was very loud. I didn't know it was called splashing mud until I went back.

(The dragon growls! Why do you all have dates)

A good friend has three names: good, bad and casual. One day, it was terrible. Just say it. Let's go out to play. By the way, who is there? The bad one says, "Let's make up."

(this sentence is suitable for the young couple in the cold war)

I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips, which makes me feel worse after eating half of them. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food.

5. I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to soak it. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise. Oh, drinking milk tea sounds good.

I also want to drink milk tea! How long has it been since you drank? )

6. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

For example, I am good at housework, so my name is Jackson Yi.

8. "My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found that eating peanuts is a good thing. "

(I hope the epidemic will end soon. )

9. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

10, Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

1 1, tears will always be Prada Prada Dior when I am Gucci.

12, neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said speak louder.

13, I planted a mushroom, I cooked it, and then I was poisoned. I went to see a doctor. The doctor said it was good mushroom poison.

14, ate a roasted oyster, and it didn't taste at all. I cried while eating. It turned out to be an oyster.

15, Grandma's door handle is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I realized that this was called being rude.

16. Just now, I met a foreigner. His fluent English is very good. I asked him if he was pronouncing American or English sounds. He said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

17, the child asked his mother: Why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said it was because of a little mental fire.

18, mother sparrow asked little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

19, it's cold today, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I found out because it told me to love you.

20. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper in your ear, "I am purple potato, and so are you".