Speeding joke

1, my colleague told me that once I ate KFC and sat next to four women. I kept telling some old horror stories, but I was scared to death. Finally, my colleagues were really annoyed. After eating, he calmly wiped his mouth and said to the air next to his seat, "Grandma, have you finished eating?" We ate and went back. "Then one hand pretended to hold a person, and went out in the frightened eyes of four people. ...

2. Once a colleague ate a buffet and talked with friends for 4 hours until his stomach really broke down. But before he got home, he had abdominal pain and was rushed to the hospital by his friend. The doctor diagnosed acute gastric dilatation and needed hospitalization. The hospitalization fee alone is estimated to be more than 5,000 yuan!

A colleague just got his driver's license two days ago and quickly took us for a ride. When he drove to a certain section, he was stopped by the traffic police. Why? Because the speed limit is 60 kilometers. That idiot thinks it's a racing track! Think of "60" as "go"

60GO60GO60GO60

GO60GO60GO is very similar! ! ! Theo! Sing GOGOGO while driving.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! Just got a driver's license and speeding!

4. Colleagues drove to the train station to meet people, and met two women asking for money, saying that they hadn't eaten for several days! Colleagues kindly gave 20 yuan! A few days later, my colleagues went to the railway station and met again. Neither woman has eaten anything. Colleagues decisively drove two women to a good restaurant and ordered eight dishes and one soup. You think it's G tide to feed them? That's not it. During the meal, my colleague ordered a bottle of red wine. Seeing two women enjoying themselves, they left silently. ...