2 funny sketches short script, super funny, suitable for primary school students, 5 points! !

A: I'll test you. Let's have a casual conversation.

B: What is casual conversation?

a: that is, if I say a word, you can turn it over and say it again. If you can say it, you are smart!

b: can we try?

a: I'll be right there. My desk?

b: . . . . . ?

a: my desk?

b: my desk?

a: well, how can you be so stupid? when I say my desk, you have to say I have a sub-desk.

b: oh, I see?

a: I see! Let's begin. From head to toe! See how you react! ?

b: no problem! ?

a: my brain?

b: I'm dull, I'm dull! ?

a: my forehead?

b: I have no brain! ?

a: my eyebrows?

b: I have no eyes! ?

a: my eye?

b: I'm pig-eyed. What a shame! ?

a: my nose?

b: my nose?

b: you have to say more words

a: oh, more words, all right! I have teeth in my teeth

B: I have teeth in my teeth again. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?

a: ok, let's go to the garden and report the name of the flower?

b: visiting the garden? That's good?

a: but before visiting the garden, I have a request.

b: what requirements! ?

a: it's faster than just now, and you should take action. ?

b: I can do it with action. Is that right?

a: what! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose, which is beautiful, right? ?

b: no problem, I am the most beautiful person! ?

a: shall we start now?

b: ok?

a: I go to the garden?

b: I'm going to the garden?

a: I'm a peony?

b: I'm a peony?

a: I'm peony?

b: I'm peony?

a: I'm jasmine?

b: I'm jasmine?

a: I am a dog's tail flower?

b: I'm a dog with a flower tail.

Features of the sketch

First, it's short and pithy, and the plot is simple. This is the most basic difference between sketches and other works of art and artistic expressions. Sketch belongs to "cultural fast food", which is a beautiful "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.

second, humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes, which make people inspired by laughter and get lessons.

3. Appreciation of elegance and vulgarity, covering a wide range of topics. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches originated from the grassroots and ordinary people. The changes in the world and the various states of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated in art and performed on the stage.