Camel joke

Do you know what the next sentence is "a thin camel is bigger than a horse"?

You have three seconds to think.

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The answer is: a feathered phoenix is worse than a chicken.

Why not say that skinny elephants are bigger than horses and feathered phoenixes are not as good as ducks?

I guess it's because camels look like horses and phoenixes look like chickens.

There is a two-part allegorical saying: "Seeing a camel says that the horse's back is swollen-it's rare and strange." Today, I took the camel in the photo as a horse and made a joke of "referring to the camel as a horse", which was appropriately laughed at. See below

It looks like a horse, doesn't it?

In order to prove me wrong, I found the following theoretical basis:

According to the similarity between organisms, biologists divide them into different grades, from big to small, which are boundary, phylum, class, order, family, genus and species. Camels and horses belong to the animal kingdom, Chordata phylum and Mammalia phylum. They are different from each other from the beginning. Camels belong to Artiodactyla and horses belong to Artiodactyla. But they're all hooves.

However, I soon found that the order behind humans and camels is also different: humans are animal kingdom, metazoa, animal phylum, chordates, vertebrates, amniotic bodies, mammals, faunas, eupoda, primates, eupoda, straight-nosed monkey suborder, ape suborder, narrow-nosed suborder and really narrow-nosed nose.

Therefore, from the above biological point of view, it is impossible to demonstrate the inevitable similarity between camels and horses. Ha ha laugh

What horses and camels have in common is that they have been ridden, they can camel things, they are all herbivores, and their coats and colors are very similar. There is a dialogue that may also explain the problem:

Q: Why do camels and horses look alike?

A: There are no camels in the world, but if fat people ride more horses, horses will become camels!

This is a bit puzzling: camels have single peaks and double peaks, which are squeezed out by several fat people respectively.

In fact, if you look closely, camels and horses are very different.

It is said that camels are also called "beasts" because all the animals of the zodiac can find their corresponding positions on camels. Mongolians describe it as: rat's ear, ox's spine, Tiger Claw, rabbit's lip, dragon's neck, snake's eye, horse's mane, sheep's breast, monkey's peak, chicken's phoenix, dog's heel and pig's tail.

Two-part allegorical saying about camels:

Riding a camel-dilemma

Talking only about camels, not talking about ants-the theory of picking the big ones

Pulling camels and herding sheep-high, low

Camels stumble-two ends are false

Camels eat ants-tidy up a little

Today, I refer to the camel as a horse. I write this article and apologize to the camel.