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Qiao Hua's Four Classical Novels
Because they are household names, their stories have been talked about by China people from generation to generation. Therefore, among the people, there are many concluding words for the four classic novels. Different from the tall and standard summary of books, they are grounded and concise, and you will be very happy and meaningful after reading them:
1, the red chamber: most of them are women; Water Margin: Most of them are men; Westward Journey: Most of them are not people; Three Kingdoms: Most of them are people.
2, the red chamber: women are water, westward journey: women are goblins, Three Kingdoms: women are clothes, water margin: women are a disaster.
3. The Red Mansion: the tragedy of beauty! Water Margin: The Tragedy of Heroes! The Three Kingdoms: The Tragedy of the Wise! Westward Journey: The Tragedy of Monsters! ?
4. Red Mansion: Shantou is thick-skinned; Water Margin: The imperial court is cheeky; Three kingdoms: the military adviser is thick-skinned; Westward Journey: Immortals are thick-skinned.
5. Journey to the West: My brother saved me; The Red Chamber: Sister saves me; Water Margin: Brother saves me; Three Kingdoms: The military adviser saved me.
6. The Three Kingdoms are playing tricks, the Water Margin is playing loyalty, the Red Chamber is playing feelings, and the Westward Journey is playing magic.
7. Four great classical novels describe a person's lifelong pursuit:
? Water Margin: Friends. Friends are the only way to get around.
? Three kingdoms: the trick. It is difficult to level the world by force alone.
? Westward Journey: Faith. The greatness of faith is higher than the sky.
? The Red Chamber: Money and Power. Once you have status and power, there will be many attractive women at home. You spent a lot of money. This is called a perfect life!
8. The Three Kingdoms are about loyalty, the Water Margin is about heroism, the Journey to the West is about evil spirits, and the Red Chamber is about rouge spirit. Men in the Red Chamber are like women, women in the Water Margin are like men, men in the Three Kingdoms are men, women are women, and fairies in the Journey to the West are like people.
9. Journey to the West: There are people in the sky.
A Dream of Red Mansions: There are people in our court.
Water Margin: There are people in our Jianghu.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms: We have plenty of people.
10, Journey to the West is an official game, Water Margin is a Jianghu game, The Three Kingdoms is a war game, and The Red Chamber is a love game.
1 1, Westward Journey: A master is unreliable. Three Kingdoms: Brothers are unreliable. Water Margin: Brothers are unreliable. The Red Chamber: The imperial court is unreliable.
12. Understand the Three Kingdoms and learn how to get along with your career;
Understand the water margin and learn how to get along with men;
Understand a dream of red mansions and learn how to get along with women;
Learn about Journey to the West and learn how to get along with immortals and ghosts.
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